Last Tuesday, I was in prison.

I was in prison last Tuesday, and before that I was at Coachella. Let me explain.→ Patreon Episode: https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-nervous-156305113?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link→ Only Miracles Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/onlymiraclesorg→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0cNscnBX → Instagram: @lexieOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

being happy and also unhappyHere’s my Amex referral link. Use it and we could both earn rewards if you are approved and get a Card. Check out offers and Card benefits. https://americanexpress.com/en-us/referral/delta-skymiles-reserve-american-express-card?ref=ALEXaLqqe2&XL=MIANS→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0cNscnBX → Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Well, well, well, if it isn't the Bane of my existence...→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

and defining a "little treat"Episode MentionsSneakers: https://go.shopmy.us/p-46022967Boots: Donald J Pliner Tall Flat Pant Boots - Devi2 (try poshmark, ebay, and the real real)Chanel Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCKqS97hV98Gucci Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOi6Wz9KucwLV Men’s Show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VSghNTL_pYJournal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com Classic Links→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

ooop jealousy jealousy jealousyyyyy! → Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Journal (scroll to the bottom): www.cleohaze.com→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

I'm turning 30 and I'm ready to change → Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

oh hi → Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This month, I'm going on 10 Dates in 30 Days. They don't need to be 10 different people, just 10 unique dates. This challenge was inspired by Kenzie Elizabeth (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG_K2HRxGls) as a way to flex my dating muscle and get comfortable with something I previously (and currently) found tedious and taxing. → Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=decba52305024640 Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

This week, we’re talking about Swedish Death Cleaning, the surprisingly tender Scandinavian practice of clearing out your belongings so your life (and your home) reflects who you are now. If you’re sentimental, overwhelmed by clutter, going through a transition, or just craving a fresh start, this episode will feel like a deep exhale. We talk about identity, letting go, ADHD and clutter, grief, and why releasing old things can help you step into your next chapter.Follow along:→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Coloring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qR→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433eOur Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Girl Talk - Skincare, Breakups Next Ex Boyfriends, US Politics, Rich Daydreams, and Strange Food Habits. Your Late-20s Survival GuideColoring Book: https://a.co/d/0WKV7qRFollow along:→ Patreon (bonus content & extended ad-free episodes): https://www.patreon.com/c/lexielombard→ Instagram: @lexie→ Podcast (Apple): https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/lexie/id1540856979→ Podcast (Spotify): https://open.spotify.com/show/6cJ98PP2VbeR9mxRNQ7KLI?si=b9359c5d7331433e→ Co-hosted today by Morgan Siskind- https://www.instagram.com/morgansiskind/Our Sponsors:* Check out Kensington Publishing: https://www.kensingtonbooks.comAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy