#231: Ankles Out

"The kitten is the dog of the cat." Kelly, Eva, and Rave are still trying to figure out if the Caps are any good at hockey this season. (Leaning..."sorta"? "At times"?) In the meantime they're ready to combat ignorance about fashion, Carly Rae Jepsen, Dylan Strome's value, and TOXIC RICK TOCCHET. Rick Toccxic. This episode was recorded on November 8, 2026. Timecodes: (2:44) Defund the Fashion Police | (24:16) Caps chat | (51:12) NHL chat ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"Old man lays in cloud." The Capitals' season is off to a fun 'n funky start thanks to Eva, Kelly, and Rave's new favorite guy, Alex Tuch. But does the fact that we CAN fix Dylan Larkin mean we should? Also: Wordle-ing, Connor Hellebuyck to hell, and Brady Tkachuk vs. the federal capital of Canada. This episode was recorded on October 25, 2026. Timecodes: (2:40) Clean Out Your Locker, You're Fired | (7:25) Latest Capitals games | (29:28) More Caps: Injuries, Wordles, Dylan Larkin?? etc. | (56:40) Connor Hellebuyck, Brady vs. Ottawa  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"This is Cognitive Dissonance: Ignore It: The Sport." We're back, babes! Rave, Kelly, and Eva gather to assess the overall state of the Washington Capitals, evaluate our newest boys (and boys who aren't new but who we lowkey forgot about, sorry to those boys), review Kelly's notes from the Caps-Pens home opener, and share a big announcement. This episode was recorded on October 11, 2026. Timecodes: (2:48) Experience Cuppage | (9:29) New Caps! | (47:21) First few Caps games of the season  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We're baaaaaaaack.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"'Scenes From A Hat' ass." Shocking no one, Eva, Kelly, and Rave cheered as the Carolina Hurricanes stomped on Vegas (and Carter Hart) to win the Stanley Cup, and became fully Jarv-pilled in the process. Also on the docket: Dylan Larkin, PWHL roster supremacy, and - yep, it's that time again - the combine. This episode was recorded on June 16, 2026.Timecodes: (4:07) Pool Without a Ladder | (9:37) Stanley Cup Finals | (44:41) Elsewhere in the NHL/PWHL ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"Matt! No!!" Is there a worse Cup Finals matchup for this particular podcast than Vegas vs. Carolina? Kelly, Eva, and Rave give this question the sincere deliberation it deserves…but not before checking in on several more compelling topics, including Team Finland, the Montreal Victoire, and Evgeni Malkin. This episode was recorded on June 2, 2026.Timecodes: (3:06) Summer Camp Catalog | (18:07) Worlds & the PWHL | (41:45) The Stanley Cup Finals ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"Look how muscles he is." The second round of the playoffs has left Rave, Eva, and Kelly perturbed and disappointed tbqh!! Time to choose the lesser of several evils and check in on the relative villainy levels of Jakub Dobeš, John Tortorella, the PWHL's compliment sandwich, and the Canucks' new president(s) of hockey ops. This episode was recorded on May 19, 2026.Timecodes: (3:22) Glory to the Whelk King | (11:02) Playoffs Round 2 | (46:50) Conf Finals | (1:04:00) Elsewhere in the NHL ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"It galls an old bitch." LOFFS TIME. Eva, Kelly, and Rave eulogize the first-round fallen and make irresponsible predictions about what’s to come in their usual even-handed, well-informed, and anti-Vegas way. Plus: Kelly weighs in on the latest Leafs news from the suffocating darkness of Canucks Corner. This episode was recorded on May 7, 2026.Timecodes: (4:36) Baseball Nickname Generator | (11:57) Playoffs Round 1 | (54:50) Playoffs Round 2 | (1:16:57) Elsewhere in the NHL ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"Go die with him!" Kelly, Eva, and Rave are serving up some piping hot copium about the retirement or non-retirement of our load-bearing Russian machine. Grab a glass, friends. Also on the docket: dragging the Leafs organization for filth in the public square, reminiscing about our early love for the Avs, and assessing the first-round playoffs matchups based on criteria we made up a second ago. This episode was recorded on April 15, 2026.Timecodes: (5:56) Don't Let the Pigeon | (13:40) Caps chat | (20:20) Sid and Ovi...and Geno | (48:23) Playoffs preview | (1:06:30) Leafs exposé! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

"Exhausted AND fatigued." Alexander Ovechkin keeps breaking records but he's got more important things to worry about, and so do Rave, Kelly, and Eva. Things like: All our new Caps babies! And CHILIGATE. And organ transplants. This episode was recorded on March 28, 2026.Timecodes: (5:06) Most Eligible Bachelors of Atchison, Kansas | (16:17) Caps chat | (53:33) Elsewhere in the NHL ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★