Lance Bass Cant Dance. A Minisode.

The scariest week of the year wouldn’t be complete without your favorite babes talking about dressing up as baby Brett Favres and little Fiona Daisy maidens. Keepin it thicc since the 4th grade.

HEY YALL! This is the final episode of our four-parter on miss Britney Spears. While Britney is our main focus, be sure that you will here all about our personal lives. Skin stains and salad smells. Women telling jokes?? It’s a whole new world. ;) jk we run the world and we know it.

Whaddup babes and dudes all everyone all along the path of humans!!! We FINALLY hit our one year anniversary!!! Celebrate with us and some of your favorite guests over the last year. NICK AND LEO!!! Remember that Chicago can be cold as balls and that we will eat pizza on a bet from a cute bellhop. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO GOT US HERE!!

This week we tear into the heartbreak of the Britney saga. We try out some very good accents and also get quite emotional. Justin Timberlake and Joey Fatone rumors aplenty.

HEYYYY.  This episode dives deep into the beginnings of Britney's career as a fetus with a microphone making money for her very great parents. We have a few opinions if you can believe that, also Diane Sawyer is a virgin who hates women. (at least she acts like it during the infamous crying Brit interview.) Listen in and learn some damn truths. ;)

WHOAAAAA!!! Do not even bother pinching yourself.. we are REALLY BACK!!! We brought the sassy, glorious jokes and all of the wildly important information that you tune in for.  Flashlight preferences. Unlimited Shreks.  Britney Watches.  YER FAV FREE FLOWIN, HAIRS A-BLOWIN, BUNCHEEK SHOWIN GALS ARE BACK!  

Amazing Amanda Bynes is our lort zaddy in What A Girl Wants. We basically are laughing and quippin and rippin and grippin. This movie is amazing. We crack our own eggs just trying to talk about it. LISTEN AND TICKLE YOUR FUNNY BONES!

ELLIOT DROP YOUR GUN!! this episode is wild as hell and you will be doing yourself a HUGE disservice by not listening.  In depth reviews on an nsync and jonas brothers concert experience. Lizards. Carole Baskins. A NEW HOLIDAY! Our beautiful voices singing Jealous.  I MEANNNN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!

In this episode we give you strict directions on how to properly be prepared for our full episode that is launching this week. NSYNC DISNEY CONCERTS & JO BROS IN 3D!!! GET READY FOR SILLY FUN AND NO PANDEMIC TALK!

WHHHADDDUP AUGGGHTIES!! Get ready for an adventure through our love of Hilary Duff and her hot style and SMOOTH skin and our hots for a fluffy haired Chad Michael Murray.  This film is a national treasure and we dive deep into it.  Listen in to hear all of the best quotes and the stiff opinions we have on high school in general.  KISSIN CONDOS AND BRITISH ACCENTS. HAVE FUN AND WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!