House of the Dragon S03E05: Out With The Gold, In With The New

House of the Dragon ends its season with a real nailbiter of a battle. Good guys die, bad guys die, and Rae Rae completely loses the plot and goes full fascist crazy person complete with chainmail habit and a new vertical eyeliner lewk. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, sign up for our free weekly newsletter and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

House of the Dragon inches towards the season finale with a spicy penultimate episode that sees a major character maybe dying (but probably not), an annoying doofus turning into a traitor, and one very beleaguered person having an unexpected moment of triumph.  Plus, some major dragon-on-dragon violence. To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Don’t forget to subscribe on our Winter is Crappening podcast feed!https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/6958168b6446068fdc3dacff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

House of the Dragon delivers a pretty big character’s death this week. Unfortunately, David Foster didn’t show up in time to write a song about him. Whoops! Sorry bout that erasure from history. Meanwhile, another pair of cousins gets the tingles and Alicent betrays her son. Again. Just another day at the office! To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Don’t forget to subscribe on our Winter is Crappening podcast feed! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Someone is murdering Gold Cloaks in King’s Landing! Just one of many seditious concerns on House of the Dragon this week.  Meanwhile, Allicent consumes a strong beverage, and Criston Cole trudges towards mediocrity. You can get videos of this recap To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Don’t forget to subscribe on our Winter is Crappening podcast feed!https://feeds.acast.com/public/shows/6958168b6446068fdc3dacff Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week’s House of the Dragon introduces a new Targaryen and gives rise to a new villain obsessed with homemade potpourri. Meanwhile, RaeRae hears about Cats and rushes to get tickets before it closes. You can get videos of this recap To watch this recap on video, listen to our bonus episodes, and get ad free listening, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rhaenyra enjoys a new piece of furniture in House of the Dragon, which continues its hot streak in the second episode of the season. Less hot: supporting characters, several of whom didn’t survive the episode. Meanwhile, things are looking equally glum over with the Sea Snake. With his fleet destroyed and house burned, maybe it’s time for OnlyFans? Oh, and that witch is still sauntering about, and lord knows what she’ll get up to once she encounters Aemond. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

House of the Dragon explodes into its third season with a massive naval battle that keeps us riveted.  We can never predict who will live or die in these sorts of things, but one thing we do know: Larys is… kind of hot now?  Plus, there’s fresh new incest to enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

At last we arrive at the final episode of House of the Dragon season 2.  Who will die?  What battles shall be waged?  What devastating twist shall unfurl??  Eh, well, Damon touched a tree?  We still liked it though. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s finally Hollywood Week on House of the Dragon, when the top Dragonseed bastards are brought together for one final dragon riding audition. Not sure who will win, but we can pretty much guarantee they will be blonde. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week on House of the Dragon, someone tries to ride a dragon, and it doesn’t go very well.  But maybe not so bad for someone else!  Also, lady-on-lady action because HBO.   Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.