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On a very special 2 year anniversary episode of Playdate, the boys play a game to see if they can recall their first ever episode, Willy drops a dump in front of a girl, and Rusty talks all things GAP jeans. The gang also discuss an alarm clock that sets the exact amount of sleep you need. Plus, the boys draft slang words that don’t exist and iMessage reactions that don’t exist. We then open mail from the Playmates and as always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. JOIN US IN SUPPORT OF BEST BUDDIES: https://www.bestbuddieschampion.org/maine/supporting/#willandrustysplaydate&donate/5363257/0 FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Download Cash App Today: [https://click.cash.app/ui6m/ba1zl21n] #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. So next time you’re craving something cold, frothy, and packed with unapologetic flavor — crack open a MUG Root Beer. Find MUG Root Beer at your local store or head to https://www.mugrootbeer.com/find-mug to find out how you can get your paws on some MUG and be sure to throw them a follow online, @MUGRootBeer. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PLAYDATE10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Order your LUCY a shot Today by going to https://www.lucy.co/Friday and use promo code FRIDAY for 20% off your first order. SUBMIT YOUR BUSINESS PITCH HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdPHd7Ps9TaX-TOozyLhDpr9Y7pFNMP9PX7cHuLxap1R78GWg/viewform?usp=header SUBMIT YOUR AITA STORY HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdQElfqdQutn3dzl5HcZfey6YWhbVd-n6XE7FkpfosWZyYhyA/viewform?usp=sf_link 00:00 - Intro 1:55 - 2 Year Anniversary 15:55 - Farting in Front of the Girls 21:50 - Scary Movies 41:48 - TSITP 57:05 - Roadmap 1:01:32 - Pitches 1:22:39 - This Guy Rocks 1:28:09 - Teach Me Something  1:39:10 - Slang Words That Don’t Exist 1:41:10 - iMessage Reactions That Don’t Exist 1:43:59 - RSOTD #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On a very birthday episode of Playdate, Willy is going birthday mode, Rusty looks to bounce back from Cold Cases, and the boys start getting really into Irish music. The gang also discuss a Playmate’s phantom pooper story and invent a fake car passenger. Plus, the boys draft things to say when someone hits a good drive and feelings that don’t exist. We then open mail from the Playmates and as always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. JOIN US IN SUPPORT OF BEST BUDDIES: https://www.bestbuddieschampion.org/maine/supporting/#willandrustysplaydate&donate/5363257/0 FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Download Cash App Today: [https://click.cash.app/ui6m/ba1zl21n] #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. As the largest online therapy provider in the world, BetterHelp can provide access to mental health professionals with a diverse variety of expertise. Find the one, with Betterhelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com/pd SUBMIT YOUR BUSINESS PITCH HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdPHd7Ps9TaX-TOozyLhDpr9Y7pFNMP9PX7cHuLxap1R78GWg/viewform?usp=header SUBMIT YOUR AITA STORY HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdQElfqdQutn3dzl5HcZfey6YWhbVd-n6XE7FkpfosWZyYhyA/viewform?usp=sf_link 00:00 - Intro 2:29 - Willy’s Laundry Debacle 8:03 - Birthdaymaxxing 12:29 - Music Talk 19:56 - Looking Tired 22:22 - Hole in One 38:26 - Getting Into Irish Music 50:26 - Drunk at Work 59:18 - Roadmap 1:08:36 - Pitches 1:22:45 - AITA 1:27:39 - This Guy Rocks 1:31:35 - Teach Me Something  1:36:57 - Feelings That Don’t Exist 1:38:52 - Things to Say When Someone Hits a Good Drive 1:41:49 - RSOTD #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On a very special but also viral Playdate, Willy and Rusty reveal that a new producer just dropped, Willy goes nonverbal at a party, and Rusty saves a group of people from rabid hornets. The gang discuss more Harry Potter lore and hear about one playmate’s pitch about dogs but for when you’re high. Plus, the boys draft Nathan For You plots that don’t exist and boat names that don’t exist. We then open mail from the Playmates and as always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. JOIN US IN SUPPORT OF BEST BUDDIES: https://www.bestbuddieschampion.org/maine/supporting/#willandrustysplaydate&donate/5363257/0 FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Download Cash App Today: [https://click.cash.app/ui6m/ba1zl21n] #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today https://www.twistedtea.com/locations Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code PLAYDATE at  mudwtr.com/PLAYDATE! #mudwtrpod SUBMIT YOUR BUSINESS PITCH HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdPHd7Ps9TaX-TOozyLhDpr9Y7pFNMP9PX7cHuLxap1R78GWg/viewform?usp=header SUBMIT YOUR AITA STORY HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdQElfqdQutn3dzl5HcZfey6YWhbVd-n6XE7FkpfosWZyYhyA/viewform?usp=sf_link 00:00 - Intro 8:41 - New Producer Reveal 15:01 - Rusty Goes Golfing 19:30 - Willy Gets A New Car 24:02 - The Summer I Turned Pretty 37:20 - Willy Got Too High 54:14 - Roadmap 1:03:19 - Pitches 1:23:16 - This Guy Rocks 1:30:24 - Teach Me Something 1:35:27 - Nathan For You Plots That Don’t Exist 1:40:00 - Boat Names That Don’t Exist 1:41:01 - Mailbag 1:46:29 - RSOTD #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this viral Playdate, Willy and Rusty address the kissing allegations, Lauren gives us another update, and Andrew gets left on read in real-life. The gang also invent a shrimp guillotine and come up with the bad kissing prank. Plus, the boys draft Modern Family plots that don’t exist and compliments that don’t exist. We then open mail from the Playmates and as always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. JOIN US IN SUPPORT OF BEST BUDDIES: https://www.bestbuddieschampion.org/maine/supporting/#willandrustysplaydate&donate/5363257/0 FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Download Cash App Today: [https://click.cash.app/ui6m/ba1zl21n] #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Shop SKIMS Mens at SKIMS.com Let them know we sent you! After you place your order, select "podcast" in the survey and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. Check DRINKLIGHTSTRIKE.COM to find it near you Download the BetMGM app and sign-up using bonus code PLAYDATE.  Deposit at least $10 and place your first wager on any game. You will receive up to $1500 in bonus bets if your bet loses! Just make sure you use bonus code PLAYDATE when you sign up! SUBMIT YOUR BUSINESS PITCH HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdPHd7Ps9TaX-TOozyLhDpr9Y7pFNMP9PX7cHuLxap1R78GWg/viewform?usp=header SUBMIT YOUR AITA STORY HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdQElfqdQutn3dzl5HcZfey6YWhbVd-n6XE7FkpfosWZyYhyA/viewform?usp=sf_link 00:00 - Intro 5:08 - Drag Racing 8:41 - Rusty and Willy Kissing Edits 15:12 - Lauren Update 30:16 - Left on Read in Real-Life 33:45 - Unknown Number 43:15 - Roadmap 51:14 - Pitches 57:00 - AITA 1:02:47 - This Guy Rocks 1:06:36 - Teach Me Something 1:13:00 - Modern Family Plots That Don’t Exist 1:16:44 - Compliments That Don’t Exist 1:17:56 - Mailbag 1:22:16 - RSOTD #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On a crazy viral Playdate, Willy talks about his insane experience at the LA Sparks game (s/o Ari), Rusty runs into Hercules, and a hibachi chef almost stayed the night. The gang also discuss getting swindled in Vegas and another airport story. Plus, the boys draft college football traditions that don’t exist and ways to say you have to poop. As always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. JOIN US IN SUPPORT OF BEST BUDDIES: https://www.bestbuddieschampion.org/maine/supporting/#willandrustysplaydate&donate/5363257/0 FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Download Cash App Today: [https://click.cash.app/ui6m/ba1zl21n] #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get 20% off + free shipping with promo code PLAYDATE at shopmando.com! #mandopod SUBMIT YOUR BUSINESS PITCH HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdPHd7Ps9TaX-TOozyLhDpr9Y7pFNMP9PX7cHuLxap1R78GWg/viewform?usp=header SUBMIT YOUR AITA STORY HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdQElfqdQutn3dzl5HcZfey6YWhbVd-n6XE7FkpfosWZyYhyA/viewform?usp=sf_link 00:00 - Intro 2:28 - Rusty’s Trip 14:19 - LA Sparks Game 22:56 - Hammered at Hibachi 31:27 - Hercules 34:38 - Uber Drivers 39:44 - Getting Swindled 52:05 - Roadmap 53:36 - Pitches 1:05:10 - This Guy Rocks 1:09:29 - Teach Me Something 1:14:14 - College Football Traditions That Don’t Exist 1:16:22 - Ways to Say You Have to Poop 1:17:03 - RSOTD #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On yet another viral Playdate, Rusty explains how he fought his landlord, Willy talks middle school showers, and the boys share our fake ID stories. The gang also relives high school nightmares and decide if a flight attendant ITA for telling someone that their breath stinks. Plus, the boys draft fun facts you can use during ice breakers and easy to say someone died. As always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Download Cash App Today: [https://click.cash.app/ui6m/ba1zl21n] #CashAppPartnerCash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Upgrade your wardrobe and save on @trueclassic at trueclassic.com/PLAYDATE ! #trueclassicpod Thank you to our partner TickPick. Download Tickpick today and get $10 off your first order by following this link: https://tickpick.page.link/FridayBeers SUBMIT YOUR BUSINESS PITCH HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdPHd7Ps9TaX-TOozyLhDpr9Y7pFNMP9PX7cHuLxap1R78GWg/viewform?usp=header SUBMIT YOUR AITA STORY HERE: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdQElfqdQutn3dzl5HcZfey6YWhbVd-n6XE7FkpfosWZyYhyA/viewform?usp=sf_link 00:00 - Intro 2:06 - Ripping my Landlord 16:31 - Big Dicks 26:03 - Drinking in High School 31:00 - Fake IDs 46:44 - Roadmap 50:09 - More High School Stories 55:00 - Pitches 1:05:48 - AITA 1:09:51 - This Guy Rocks 1:13:22 - Teach Me Something 1:17:24 - Fun Facts You Can Use in an Ice Breaker 1:18:50 - Ways To Say Someone Died 1:19:50 - RSOTD #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this viral Playdate, Rusty deals with an unwanted visitor from his walk to the office, Willy performs acorn math, and the boys share college hook up stories for the ages. The gang also discusses fantasy football punishments, laser tag, and age gaps in relationships. Plus, the boys draft more sayings that don’t exist and casino games that don’t exist. As always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Use code: SUMMER in stores, online or on the Shack app to get your last taste of summer. https://shakeshack.app.link/summeralmostfriday So next time you’re craving something cold, frothy, and packed with unapologetic flavor — crack open a MUG Root Beer. Find MUG Root Beer at your local store or head to https://www.mugrootbeer.com/find-mug to find out how you can get your paws on some MUG and be sure to throw them a follow online, @MUGRootBeer. Start your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code PLAYDATE at mudwtr.com/PLAYDATE! #mudwtrpod00:00 - Intro 00:53 - Bird Poop 4:40 - Acorn Math 12:30 - Bathroom Stories 24:48 - College Hook Ups 33:20 - High School Sports 40:04 - Laser Tag 42:50 - Roadmap 44:47 - Pitches 1:05:15 - AITA 1:12:12 - This Guy Rocks 1:20:59 - Teach Me Something 1:27:26 - Casino Games That Don’t Exist 1:31:07 - Sayings That Don’t Exist 1:34:08 - Rusty’s Song of the Day #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this crazy viral Playdate, Rusty embarrasses himself at the bar, Willy has a weekend full of non-alcoholic beer, and Producer Andrew gets Simpson'd. The gang also invent kitchen cupboards for your bedroom and teach you how to get out of a sticky situation with your girlfriend. Plus, the boys draft more fantasy football team names that don’t exist and ways to say you’re not drinking this weekend. As always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Use code: SUMMER in stores, online or on the Shack app to get your last taste of summer. https://shakeshack.app.link/summeralmostfriday 00:00 - Intro 1:19 - Rusty Embarrassed Himself 4:12 - Willy’s NA Beers 10:45 - Johnny Manziel x Rusty 13:17 - Get Simpson’d 23:04 - Minnesota 33:11 - 20 Questions 37:50 - Roadmap 42:04 - High School Stories 53:47 - Pitches 1:03:55 - AITA 1:08:05 - This Guy Rocks 1:11:55 - Teach Me Something 1:17:13 - Fantasy Football Team Names That Don’t Exist 1:20:34 - Ways To Say You’re Not Drinking This Weekend 1:22:20 - RSOTD #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On an insanely viral Playdate, the Rusty has a theory on how to get to work faster, Willy comes up with a t-shirt idea, and the boys discuss economics at length. The gang also discuss a stink screener disguised as a carbon monoxide detector and see if a Playmate ITA for sleeping with her ex after breaking up. Plus, the boys draft more rom coms that don’t exist and the hottest pet names for your s/o. As always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today https://www.twistedtea.com/locations ELLIOTT WEST IG: https://www.instagram.com/elliott.westt/?hl=en 00:00 - Intro 1:22 - Rusty’s Theory 6:09 - Pottermaxxing 10:07 - Banana Bred 16:43 - Youth league legends 23:08 - Peanut Gallery 31:37 - Economics 50:06 - Willy’s Blaster 57:36 - Roadmap 1:00:50 - Pitches 1:18:14 - AITA 1:23:12 - This Guy Rocks 1:27:47 - Teach Me Something 1:33:37 - Rom Coms That Don’t Exist 1:37:17 - Hottest Pet Names For Your S/O 1:37:52 - RSOTD #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On yet another viral Playdate, the boys are hungover from drinking around Harry Potter World, Willy meets Ike at karaoke, and Lauren shares an update on her life. The gang also gets scammed by a ride at Universal and decide whether or not a fraternity sweetheart ITA for kicking the guys in the balls. Plus, the boys draft boardwalk shirts that don’t exist and commercials that don’t exist. As always, we wrap up with Rusty’s song of the day. FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/playdatepod SHOP OUR MERCH: https://playdatepod.shop/ RUSTY’S SONGS OF THE DAY: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2e5sF4pBj2HBZDoMhymnNf?si=w38C4sjDT6i4OIXq9f_eSg SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: If you haven’t signed up for BetMGM yet, use bonus code PLAYDATE and you will get up to a $1500 First Bet Offer on your first wager with BetMGM! Use our code for $20 off your first SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/PLAYDATE Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. 00:00 - Intro 2:09 - We’re hungover 11:46 - Rolling on food in bed 13:24 - Drinking around Harry Potter World 19:17 - Pete Alonso 22:20 - The Flight of the Hippogriff Scam 24:18 - Poopgate 26:50 - Lauren Update 28:56 - $5 Cameos 33:54 - Drinking around Harry Potter World Part 2 38:34 - Roadmap 41:22 - Pitches 52:55 - AITA 55:54 - Teach Me Something 1:02:22 - This Guy Rocks 1:07:56 - Boardwalk Shirts That Don’t Exist 1:09:35 - Commercials That Don’t Exist 1:12:08 - RSOTD #AlmostFriday #FridayBeers #PlaydatePod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices