WWWOA 153: Dating Your Phone

FBI Profiler Jim Clemente is back! What’s Wrong with Saran Wrap? Guest and friend Jim Clemente debunks Orny’s Saran theory pretty fast. They discuss trips to Europe, the Diddy verdict, Jim’s jury duty experience, Orny’s undercover work and true crime documentaries “The Lie” and “The Rev.” 

What’s Wrong with the gift that ruined Orny’s white pants? Orny’s podcast is delayed because someone is late. Why you should be prepared to do everything in your life. What’s wrong with autotune singing, Orny’s new mug, copper cable thieves, asking people where they are from and why are people being attacked with syringes in France.

Why your phone is killing your relationships. What’s Wrong with paying in cash, shrinking orange juice and the couple in Santa Fe that both ordered pancakes at breakfas? Orny recaps his trip to New Mexico. Why the orgasm cult leaders are going to prison and why young adults would rather orgasm alone than be in a relationship. The perils of population decline. 

Comedian, actor, activist Tom Arnold is an open book on this episode. You gotta hear some of these stories! Tom and Hugh Grant stole antiques from Madonna. And how Tom "saved" a very famous rock star from drugs. Tom discusses his childhood in Iowa, his climb to fame in Hollywood, his drug use and recovery and his younger sister who got married at age 12 and then became one of the biggest meth dealers. Also, why this podcast almost never happened. 

What’s Wrong with questioning God about a poem that questions God? Orny wants to be a juror on Diddy trial rather than waiting for the documentary to come out. Why his fans prefer him eating watermelon over his stand up. And finally What’s Wrong with the Sony Walkman, three eyed fish and Bill Belichick and his 49 year old younger girlfriend. Who’s conning who? Or is it love?

(We have a comedian!) What’s Wrong with selecting a Pope? And the “Southwest Airlines” corporate scam model. Why are young people drinking less and older women drinking more? Orny has a mole and hopes a naked intruder kills it. What?!?! And if the 100 Foot Wave exists is it worth surfers chasing it? 

What’s Wrong with Orny’s pants falling down at the gym? The overconsumption syndrome, the modern day lack of sleep syndrome and how devices are causing anxiety. A Hooter’s joke update. And more importantly, you might have a plastic spoon in your head!  

First ever WWWOA podcast recorded live-- from the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, TX. And the audience gets megaphones to be a part of it. This episodes's guest is longtime friend Ian Bagg with Rudy Pavich acting as the master of megaphones.

What’s Wrong with Hidden Cameras in Airbnb’s? And deadly jellyfish stinging influencers? More havoc in the ocean! And in Singapore— there are Otter gangs. Why Orny deserves to be Sainted. Even though he called the Fyre Festival the Fry Festival and beat himself up. Why are Americans cluttering so much? 

What’s Wrong with parents bringing their kids to Hooters? And why Orny loves 18th Century French chairs. How some double agents are good for the world. And why does office coffee raise your cholesterol? Why Orny bought a personal carbon monoxide detector.