#458 The Future Is Now

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about an Italian farmer who found ancient grains in his attic, a hawk in Virginia that was too fat to fly, why birds that fly long distances get jet lag, new evidence of the earliest neanderthal killed with a spear, and beavers chewing through a sign that warned against beaversBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about why a business owner moved cars using a forklift, what food was mistaken for a tumor inside a small dog, why participants in a never-ending cruise were kicked off it in Cambodia, why crows make faster decisions than humans, and why a Canadian man went to trial after flipping off a buildingBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about why timekeepers have gotten rid of the "leap second", AI agents deleting an entire season of a Swedish television show, what priceless artifact was broken by Pete Hegseth's staff, why a cat temple in Japan constructed a dog themed talisman, and the Canadian man who won an election after telling voters that he was unqualified BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a creepy Halloween display is freaking out people in Dallas, why Instagram is constantly recommending Creed to users, how years of dog pee brought down a street light in Italy, the high school football coach that was fired for beating the other team too badly, and how a Chicago billionaire fueled the rat problem in Lincoln Park BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a stolen NVIDIA trailer that had something else in it, a man who used motion activated zombies to scare away bears, why a man crashed his car into a grocery store on purpose, a woman who found images of herself on a camera purchased from an estate sale, and two cranes that fell into the same houseBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a tarantula owner who tried to get her pet laid, how Samsung smart food owners had their fridges bricked, a raccoon boot camp in Mississippi for abandoned kits, how Gen Z'ers solved the mystery of NPR's weird Spotify comments, and why someone left hundreds of 'Wedding Crashers' DVD's in a little free library BUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC

Folks, Jeremy Kaplowitz returns on this week's all new episode where we hear about a kid who spent $118k on YouTube Minecraft ads, a dog who tried to play with a burglar, how microscopic amounts of alien tech may be on the moon, just how big the world's biggest horse is, & the comedian who was busted for theft off of his stand up footageBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a "ghost potion" that required a hazmat team, how scientists discovered raccoon's making toys out of trash, how human poop is being used to make stronger concrete, Japan's new utility pole inspection mobile game, and the new smart underwear that can measure how much you fart per dayBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about a mysterious island that appeared and disappeared, an 11,000 year old statue of a man riding a leopard that was unearthed, why a group of chimpanzees have been throwing rocks at the same tree for over a decade, why the Japanese are being warned not to rearrange paramedics shoes when they enter a home, and the new very expensive toothbrush that films the inside of your mouth as you brushBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC

Folks, on this week's all new episode we hear about mysterious loves of bread being left on Japanese roads, the fake 49ers player who scammed women out of $1.3m, how 1,800 people sre dragging a 360 ton castle in Japan, the shirtless man who failed to heave $12,000 worth of drugs over a prison wall, and the silent roller coaster at Universal that is annoying the neighborsBUY ELI'S NEW STAND UP ALBUM HERE: ⁠https://eliyudin.bandcamp.com/album/humble-offering⁠OR WATCH IT HERE: ⁠https://tinyurl.com/2wwdrpjc⁠Become a patron for weekly bonus eps and more stuff! :⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/whatatimepod⁠⁠⁠Check out our YouTube channel: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/whatatimetobealive⁠⁠⁠Get one of our t-shirts, or other merch, using this link! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://whatatimepod.bigcartel.com/whatatimepod.com⁠⁠⁠Join our Discord chat here: ⁠⁠⁠discord.gg/jx7rB7J⁠⁠Theme music by Naughty Professor⁠: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.naughtyprofessormusic.com/⁠⁠@pattymo // @kathbarbadoro // @eliyudin// @whatatimepod©2026 What A Time LLC