Upcoming Arcs - 2026

Fuck destiny. Time is running out to get the gold. Hags, time cops, and devils close in. Our heroes must act fast to get the gold. Will they succeed? P̵̧͔̐͝r̷̞̜̕o̷̢͛̑b̷͎͂ă̷̱̓b̷̼̖́̽ļ̶͐͊y̶̪͑̂ ̷̱͛͝ņ̷̪͗̂o̸̖͋t̶͕͚̓͝.̸̗̾͘͜Maybe?   !! Content Warnings !! 00:02:35 Abduction, drugging, and death threats 00:32:15 Drugged state 00:58:20 Severe bodily harm   == CREDITS == Cast: Patrick Perini, GM Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet  Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent Emily Greymoore as Monkey Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch Koji as Hutch the Time Bandit Crew: Colin Epstein, Producer Emily Greymoore, Producer Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper Renee Juneau, Chronicler Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant Sean Shepherd, Composer Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor Colin Epstein, Writer System: Blades '68 by Evil Hat Follow us on YouTube.

We have scheming to do! In order to attend the Fireheart Gala unobserved, Chianti Ginny has made a deal with the great train's owner, Maximus Florideous. Will this exchange play out as promised? Probably not.   !! Content Warnings !! 00:01:45 Job loss, dishonest business practices 00:16:50 Plotting betrayal 00:23:15 The loneliness of activism 00:24:10 Plotting terrorism 01:27:00 Bombs / terrorism   == CREDITS == Cast: Patrick Perini, GM Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet  Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent Emily Greymoore as Monkey Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch Crew: Colin Epstein, Producer Emily Greymoore, Producer Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper Renee Juneau, Chronicler Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant Sean Shepherd, Composer Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor Colin Epstein, Writer System: Blades '68 by Evil Hat Follow us on YouTube.

Let me tell you something! Let me tell you something!! Detective Incognatio has Sir Pantaloon pressed — literally — into the shadows of a dumbwaiter. But he's mad one critical error: Sir Pantaloon is not alone. Mr. VV springs into action while Chianti gets the info they need. But will Monkey show up in time? Probably not.   !! Content Warnings !! 00:05:10 Discussion of drugging someone 00:19:04 Being forgotten/abandoned 01:53:28 Abduction   == CREDITS == Cast: Patrick Perini, GM Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet  Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent Emily Greymoore as Monkey Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch Koji as Hutch the Time Bandit Crew: Colin Epstein, Producer Emily Greymoore, Producer Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper Renee Juneau, Chronicler Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant Sean Shepherd, Composer Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor Colin Epstein, Writer System: Blades '68 by Evil Hat Follow us on YouTube.

For I am the greatest thief that ever lived or ever will live! 3 trillion gold rests in the penthouse vault of l'Hotel deVue Montain. When a well-coiffed conwoman, aging tailor, radical engineer, and sentient wizard's orb learn about it, they gotta steal it, right?  Right?!   !! Content Warnings !! 00:20:55 Physical, emotional abuse by a parent 00:25:57 Drugging someone's drink   == CREDITS == Cast: Patrick Perini, GM Cleo Birch as Chianti Pompadour / Ginny McMullet  Cinderblocksally as Sir Pantaloon TookIGuess as Mr. "VV" Vincent Emily Greymoore as Monkey Sara Roberts as Guardian Dispatch Colin Epstein as Derrick Additional voices: BakedToast, David L. Puga, FrogueLikeStabby, Jadyn Carroll, JustMay, Koji, Laura, Silent Bard, SoupTheSundayBar Crew: Colin Epstein, Producer Emily Greymoore, Producer Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper Renee Juneau, Chronicler Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant Sean Shepherd, Composer Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor Colin Epstein, Writer System: Blades '68 by Evil Hat Follow us on YouTube.

Unbalanced Encounters presents: The Glimmercliff Caper, a Misfortunate 4 prequel. Emily Greymoore, TookIGuess, Cleo Birch, and Cinderblocksally are led by GM Patrick Perini in an attempt to steal a (literal) dragon's horde of gold from the vaults of Glimmercliff's premier hotel. Will they succeed? Find out soon on Unbalanced Encounters.

In which, Patrick yaps about what's coming next and the short little break we'll be taking before season 2, arc 2.

You will never find her. Danger abounds: A dragon’s maw. A turncoat cowboy. A tornado of gold. Old men unwilling to admit the world is changing. Will the party all make it out with their personal legends in tact? No.   !! Content Warnings !! 00:03:00 Casual killing 00:14:30 Gore/violence 00:55:20 Government intimidation   == CREDITS == Cast: Patrick Perini, GM Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV Aram Vartian as The Dream Devil Crew: Sabrina Ortiz, Producer Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper Renee Juneau, Chronicler Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant Sayer Roberts, Composer Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor Colin Epstein, Writer System: Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

What have you gotten us into? This is your fault. A dragon. A devil. A deal. The party finds themselves in the soggy, stolen mansion of the dragon Ripthorne. And in the middle of a millennium old standoff. Will they be able to arbitrate? Probably not.   !! Content Warnings !! 00:00:38 Alcoholism 00:25:45 Evidence of violent death 00:59:05 Propaganda, implication of state violence 01:21:17 Gore/violence   == CREDITS == Cast: Patrick Perini, GM Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV Crew: Sabrina Ortiz, Producer Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper Renee Juneau, Chronicler Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant Sayer Roberts, Composer Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor Colin Epstein, Writer System: Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

I think we can talk now. You got like… half a minute until I lose concentration? Jailbreak! Our heroes have been taken captive by the Kobold Defense League and need to escape — with The John Johnson and his Merry Men in tow. Will they make it out unseen? Probably not.   !! Content Warnings !! 00:35:15 Extractive/predatory business practices 00:42:25 Mention of suicide 00:56:15Exploitative business practices 01:43:40 Explosions   == CREDITS == Cast: Patrick Perini, GM Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV Crew: Sabrina Ortiz, Producer Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper Renee Juneau, Chronicler Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant Sayer Roberts, Composer Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor Colin Epstein, Writer System: Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st

Just a little girl with grand designs… Kobolds and mine carts and trolls! Our heroes find themselves in over their upside-down heads as they plummet deeper into the lair. Separated and forlorn, will they find their way safely back together? Probably not.   !! Content Warnings !! 00:00:05 Parental neglect 00:04:55 Child labor, lost child 00:07:35 Parental neglect 00:15:08 Grave injury, panic 00:24:45 Murder of a captive 00:52:40 Lost/alone underground 00:54:05 Self-loathing   == CREDITS == Cast: Patrick Perini, GM Caustic Phoenix as Cal Ironwater Cinderblocksally as Weevil Woebringer Craig Pate as Odion Osprey-Heronshaw Emily Greymoore as Arianna Floridia “Flo” Osprey II Cleo Birch as Ferrin Whel IV Crew: Sabrina Ortiz, Producer Nick Plaisance, Lorekeeper Renee Juneau, Chronicler Mason Allan, Game Design Consultant Sayer Roberts, Composer Callahan Bevilacqua, Dialogue Editor Colin Epstein, Writer System: Tales of the Valiant by Kobold Press Follow us on Bluesky @uepodca.st