Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past

Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre road trip, smuggling and thieving across Belle Epoque Europe as she seeks to get rid of her lethal new head-mate. A comedic adventure that is half fantasy and half crime caper, the Kingmaker Histories is a show about living through interesting times without losing your head.  Created and developed by the team behind the audioverse award-winning Less is Morgue, THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk fantasy adventure about three petty criminals swept up into a magical power struggle for the future of their post-revolutionary home country. It combines the criminal hijinks of Leverage with the fantastical intrigue of Shadow and Bone, and the dark, absurdist comedy of A Series of Unfortunate Events. Support THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES crowdfunding at: https://ko-fi.com/megsothoth This is CHAPTER 3: "Remedial Haggling"  The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind.  Written by Dana Schiewe Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots Transcript Link CAST: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons - Babyface John Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ryan Philbrook as Chris.  Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. Rosie Sentman as Nurse. Ray O’Hare as The Tomte. MUSIC and SFX: Silent Night by Mystery Mammal Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova Bosses by Gumbel by Gumbel Emotional Inspiring Cinematic Piano by Music For Creators Love Snow Winter by Happy World With Mochi  Oh Holy Night by Holizna Gun hitting floor 1 by JakLocke - License: Attribution 4.0 PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Camera Guy. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tal Minear as Robin. Autumn Harwood as Reporter. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing investigation orchestra music by Darkash28. 80 Synth Music 2 by Bipwave. The Little Match Girl by Maarten Schellekens. Night Calm Meditation by Yuri Megis. PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 4: Is Gremlins a Christmas Movie? Buster explains what Christmas is really all about. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass and Harold. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Tucker Bettez as The Pisser Goblin. Mason Amadeus as Stump Tooth and Pig Finger Goblin. Haberlin Roberts as Knot Boy Goblin. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Christmas Theme by Music for Creators. Drops of Melting Snow by Axletree. Funny Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Special thanks to Mason, Habe and Tucker from PODCUBE for joining us on today's episode as The Goblin Brothers! PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 3: I Need a Grandma "What do y’all want for Christmas?" Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Sarah Golding as Greta. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Rob Schwarb as Grocery Store Cashier. Roger J. Thacher as Weird Guy. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: Christmas Miracle by Snoozy Beats. Electronic Christmas Decoration by Richwise. Christmas Morning by Beat Mekanik. Comedy Music by Alena Smirnova. Decorating Christmas Tree sound made by Hörspiel-Werkstatt Phantastonia PATREON: ⁠⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 2: My Only Wish Buster gets the family together for the holiday.  Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Mason Amadeus as Terry. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex, Trucker. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook. MUSIC: We Wish You a Merry Christmas by United States Marine Band. Funny Music Orchestra by Darkash28. Ongoing Investigation Orchestra Music by Darkash28. Lincoln Soundtrack by The Wandermiles. Christmas Cheer by Beat Mekanik. The Final Fight by Roboval Jean. PATREON: ⁠⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES: The Fiction Podcast Home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠.⁠ Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Christmas Diner, Episode 1: All I Want "Welcome to The Golden Griddle Diner. Open 24 hours. 365 days a year. Alex and Holly wait for the call that will change their lives forever. Reggie and Kathy get to work. And Buster places his order." Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Erin Lillis as Buster’s Mother. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. Danyelle Ellett as Holly. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ray O’Hare as the Tomte. Halen Dean as Dispatch. Credits read by Ryan Philbrook MUSIC: Kitchen by The Marian Circle Drum Brigade. Oh Holy Night by Holizna. Goldfinch Flight to the North by Axletree. The Silent Grove by Axletree. Shchedryk by Mystery Mammal. Sub003 by Gregor Quendel. PATREON: ⁠Patreon.com/GoodPointe⁠ CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey folks! Important update about the future of this Feed!  We’re still making shows! And this feed will now become the home for all of my weird comedy projects. Each season is a stand-alone limited series.  I still have plans for expanding the story of 2FEKAF, but since the holiday season is in full swing, I thought you all might enjoy a Christmas story I wrote called, “Christmas Diner”  Christmas Diner will serve as a five episode Season 2 on this new Anthology show feed we’ll be calling STITCHES. 2FEKAF can still be found as Season 1. In Christmas Diner: “An unstable man takes the patrons of a small town diner hostage on Christmas Day.”  And you’ll find many of the same Voice Actors from our previous shows like Zane Schacht, Lauren Grace Thompson, Ryan Philbrook, Addison Peacock, Josh Rubino, Peter Lewis and Blythe Renay. Hope you all stick with us and enjoy Christmas Diner! VOICE: Ryan Philbrook MUSIC: Lundstroem - That Kind of Android STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 18: Forgive the Freemasons (Crossover Episode with Forgive Me) Secret Freemason Father Klem hears the confession of The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton. Its a Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason x Forgive Me Crossover Episode! This episode was produced in collaboration with Rogue Dialogue Productions (roguedialogue.com) and Good Pointe Podcasts. If you enjoy this episode please check out FORGIVE ME. Its a personal favorite of mine and it was an honor to get the chance to work with them again! CW: Needles, Mention of Eye Trauma. CAST: Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Mike Paul as Marty. Josh Rubino as both The Ghost of Sir Isaac Newton and as Father Klem. CREW: Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. Dialogue Editing by Bob Raymonda. Follow @ForgiveMeShow on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Forgive Me Theme by Adam Raymonda. Unknown Dreamstate by Unheard Music Concepts. Forgive Me by Julie Maxwell. Flood by Jahzzar. Episode Transcript PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe CONTACT: [email protected] STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, Episode 17: So It Goes Down (Season Finale) Sir Isaac Newton tells all! Randy Dunning gives his all! It’s all coming to a head! The Season One finale of Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. CAST: Zane Schacht as Randy. Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle. Jack Carmichael as the Narrator. Matthew Woodcock as Walt. Addison Peacock as Karen. Charlie Wes as Ed Choom. Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton. David Ault as Mac. Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad. Caroline Mincks as True Crime Carol. Aiden Littlewood-Johnson as Bobby. Scottye Moore as Sgt. Dirkwater. Dean J. Smith as Arlo. Tucker Bettez as Freemason 1. Jordan Reed as Freemason 2. Mason Amadeus as Freemason 3. Amr Ammourazz as the Drive Thru Worker. James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony. MUSIC: Social Kapital by Glad Rags. Wonder Under by Glad Rags. Distraction by Hank. Epic by Damiano Baldoni. The Speed Demon by Kescho. Montage by Bajio Alvarado. Burning In The Atmosphere by Holizna. House of the Rising Sun by Holizna. Books by Jahzzar. The Final Fight by RoboVal Jean. Old Is The New World by Telepathic Teddy Bear. PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe. CONTACT: [email protected] Episode Transcript STITCHES. The Fiction Podcast home for Satirical Dark Comedy. Find and support our sponsors at: ⁠⁠⁠fableandfolly.com/partners⁠⁠. Want to potentially appear on a future episode?  Leave Us a Voicemail At: 512-640-9495 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices