The John’s Birthday Episode - 04

Claire, Christina, John (ZBABO), Owen, Ivey (aka here) and Ireland ALL play Cards against Humanity and celebrate John’s Degradation Party!

There is a smorg of goodness down here if you want it? Essentially this is all you could ever want in a podcast. Your one stop shop for goodness because we practically dabble in every podcast ever in world. You’re welcome!

We play Fortnite as Ninja himself, as Millennials, as PTA Soccer Moms, as Emo Middle Schoolers, and as Pick-Me Girls. It gets better with time, just like W.I.N.E. (Worship and Prayer) Stay tuned we have more shit in the shitter on it’s way to you guys! QOTD: If I pissed in a cup, would you drink it? Christina’s Answer: Of course!

This one’s for Gary. The middle segment was UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY but you’ll just have to take our word for it because the wifi in my room made it so bad and it’s so mistimed like Claire reacts to shit Christina says before she even says it, and you can’t hear some things. This is the saddest moment of 2020. At least the other segments are properly timed; I’m never recording in my bedroom again. Claire is too fast and Christina is too slow. So far out of our one episodes, this is the funniest one.

The Introduction Episode: Finally, the two funniest and least annoying people in the world are able to grace the public with our hilariousity! Welcome to the first episode of the worst use of your time that we could possibly fathom!