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Taiwanese model and Pygmy hippo Moo Deng has captured the hearts of the chronically online, Dave Grohl announces his baby girl from outside of his marriage (lol), the politics of Taylor Swift, and the end of Britney Spears cutting Federline checks. Cap'n Scoot helped man the ship while Tiffany was taking in the PowerPoint and musical stylings of Azealia Banks. If you go to Connecticut, book a ride on her Thimble Island Boat Tour. On this week's after show: Bridal MUA "The Key Look" missed some key social cues, Mormon Moms Want some merch, mamas? LINKS Adelson case (Molly’s trend)  Donna Adelson on Wheel of Fortune Moo Deng, queen and legend Moo Deng intro and break down from Time Magazine Moo Deng is not murderous  Bennifer 3 Ben Affleck and J.Lo get lunch together with their kids Dave Ghrol Dave Ghrol posts that he cheated on his wife and had a baby with someone “outside of his marriage” Info from DeuxMoi about how his wife Jordan is dealing with the news  Dave Grohl’s relationship with ‘alt porn goddess’ revealed after he welcomes baby outside of marriage Dave Grohl 'accused wife of flirting with hot tennis coach' before shock baby news Taylor finally says “Travis” Taylor Swift thanks Travis Kelce while accepting a VMA for the “Fortnight” video Swiftologist discusses the Tayvoodoo effect on Katy Perry US Open backlash - Can Taylor, a Democrat, be friends with Brittany Mahomes, a Republican? Work bitch, Britney’s free from child support Britney Spears’ son Jayden James turns 18, Kevin Federline’s Child Support Payments are ending Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Bonus My wife suddenly has an increased sex drive toward me and I think it’s because of a celebrity crush Jewelry pyramid scheme on tiktok  https://www.reddit.com/r/antiMLM/comments/ucr8ag/can_we_please_talk_about_bp_bomb_party/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tati Westbrook revealed her history of addiction, Kendrick Lamar was announced as the 2025 Super Bowl Halftime performer, prolific troll Nikacado reveals a shocking weight loss, the Cold War is BACK, baby! Support the pod and get access to ad-free episodes and our after show We have some merch for you LINKS Molly's shitty mop https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07V5TNCKH?ref=ppx_yo2ov_dt_b_fed_asin_title&th=1 Kendrick  Kendrick Lamar announces that he’ll be 2025 Super Bowl halftime show performer Nikacadoavocado YouTuber Nikacado posted prerecorded videos for 2 years and returned to the platform after a 250lb weight loss Nikacado’s video Tati  Tati Westbrook reveals that she was addicted to drugs and ODed twice before going to rehab at 26 I’m sober… this is my story The Cold War is back World order 'under threat not seen since Cold War' according to CIA & MI6 Russian spy whale murdered Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 New interviews with Jenn Soto from April 2024 released Tattoos Gen Alpha Tattoo Predictions Andrew Tate Andrew Tate responds to a guy on X re: his Italian speeding ticket (slide 18) Making it in America Nope Baby Nope Baby, a Nepo Baby that bites back with teeth Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The case of Florida teenager Madeline Soto continues to unravel with her "step-father" Stephen Sterns in jail and her mother, Jenn Soto somewhere out of dodge. Christian Girl Autumn is back to end Brat Summer. Check fraud goes wild with the "Chase Unlimited Money Glitch." On the after show this week: Salem, MA firetrucks get a new siren, Internet prankster Elijah Daniel met up with Grimes to create an Elon diss track, a woman plates a dinner for her boyfriend in jail The Post Malone Round Table video We have merch, BTW! LINKS Christian Girl Autumn The creator of “Christian Girl Autumn” (Caitlin Covington) posts a video of herself “awakening” for the season Chase Unlimited Money Glitch A TikTok trend called “Chase Unlimited Money Glitch” took off and people are waking up to realize that they committed check fraud and are now in debt to the bank and could be criminally charged Madeline Soto TikTok user “Matt Thibodeau” has made a playlist that’s 120 parts (as of Sept 1st) that details the case and gives fair and generally unbiased updates Breakdown of the Madeline Soto case Case related PDFs, interviews, body cam, and videos Madeline turned 13 a couple days before she died, her grandmother wouldn’t let Stephen come to the party The roommates/rented rooms/apartment breakdown Madeline took several medications (ADHD med, seroquel, et c.) that happened to be the same prescriptions that her mother took Maddie was regularly taking Miralax Stephen Sterns is arrested before Madeline is even found after police were able to find thousands and thousands of videos and pictures on his restored iPhone 3 key moments of Jennifer Sotos’ story fluctuating “I knew Jenn in college” - Reddit post by someone who claims to have gone to college with Jenn sharing some insight on the kind of person Jenn was Stephen’s parents claim that he spent his whole life lying to them Tamagotchi subreddit and would often post his collection worth thousands NSFW creator chimes in on Reddit with the reality of what Stephen Soto was doing with the 35,000 pics he had of Madeline What could be Stephen Sterns motive for killing Maddie? Stephen Soto was believed to be broke, but on his Reddit account, he was a regular in the  Bizarre poem entered into evidence that appears to be written by Stephen Soto Stephen Sterns has hope that he will not get the death penalty for the murder of Madeline Soto and the CSAM pictures/video because he believes he has information that the police will be interested in Molly’s long theory on the Tamagotchis, Telegram account, and CEO of Telegram being arrested– did Jen Soto flip on Stephen Sterns?  “The documents do not show that Jenn was involved” - Reddit post from someone who thinks Jenn was not involved in anything regarding Maddie’s repeated SA and murder Tea on Telegram CEO Pavel Dorov’s rumored Russian influencer girlfriend who was with him during his arrest and referred to herself as his assistant Elon posts a meme about the CEO of Telegram being arrested for distribution of child porn, it’s possible that he’s worried that he’s next Nth Room case Wikipedia Totu/Azerbaijan Telegram connections Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Bloody Head Guy Police remove man from a flight in Miami because his entire skull was bleeding Lana Del Rey’s “ugly” boyfriend Lana Del Rey shuts down rumors that she’s dating Louisiana Alligator Tour Guide Lana Del Rey has a new boyfriend and her fans are calling him ugly Jeffrey Dufrene is a Louisiana guy who does alligator tours and has some questionable TikTok likes playlist The Time Of The Season - Tiff’s Autumnal Playlist Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chappell Roan has gotten a mixed response from social media after asking fans to leave her alone in public, Beyonce did not crash the DNC, and the creator of the "very demure, very mindful" meme is bested by some random a-hole with a trademarking hobby. This week on Patreon: Ben and Kick Kennedy rumors, a woman shuts down a date trying to convert her for an MLM, and Ronda Rousey apologizes for posting a Sandy Hook conspiracy video Did you know we have merch? LINKS Beyonce Rumors Here’s how the “Beyonce surprise performance at the DNC” took off like fire Demure, Mindful Someone named Jefferson Bates filed a trademark application for “very demure, very mindful,” which blocks the creator of the meme, Jools LeBron from being able to use the phrase herself for merch Jefferson Bates has a variety of trademarks pending related to fandoms in sports, et c. Bunny Barbie gives Jools advice after her own drama with BUNZIE Chappell Roan Chappell Roan posted two TikTok videos addressing fans who want her time when she’s in public and stalkers Chappel Roan posts a lengthy IG post explaining why she wants fans to respect her boundaries Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Woman’s reaction to being complimented Alicia Silverstone Eating a poisoned plant from someone’s front garden Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Five arrests in relation to the death of Friends' Matthew Perry, former nanny in Barron Trump's inner circle is spilling the chilling tea, Disney+ may have been a mistake, and Mark Zuckerberg's wife has a statue erected in her honor. Get our after show here!!!! We have merch!!!! LINKS Zucc ‘Ultimate wife guy’ or ‘yikes’? Mark Zuckerberg reveals 7ft statue of wife Disney  Disney is trying to shut down a lawsuit for wrongful death by saying that the park visitor waved their rights to sue when they agreed to the Disney+ TOS year prior Mr. Weeks/Barron Trump Behavioral Therapist who used to nanny for a family that went to school with Barron Trump has been sharing information about what Barron was like Mr. Weeks says he saw Barron “slap the fuck” out of his nanny in Central Park Barron used to shit his pants to get other kids to stay away from him Barron allegedly attacked his father at his school Christmas show in 2015 Barron showed his classmates a video of him killing a rabbit Barron has killed 2 birds, 3 rabbits and 1 dog. Barron had a meltdown when he found out that he was not even in the top ten richest students at his school Barron has attacked people with a knife multiple times Mr. Weeks has been tweeting about Barron since at least 2020 Aubrey O’Day shared in 2016 that Don Jr. used to text her about what a sick fuck Barron was and that he threw a plate of food at a flight attendant because he didn’t like it   Matthew Perry Five people arrested in relation to the ketamine overdose death of Matthew Perry Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Delta Work is a Diet Coke savant Thundercat on Yo Gabba Gabba “I enjoy my special time outside” Pumpkins Northeast Giant Pumpkin time lapse of a pumpkin growing over two weeks  North East Giant Pumpkin on IG Cat Story Why Did I Stop Loving My Cat When I Had a Baby? Sexualbutt’s twitter thread  Posts from facebook detailing the relationship between a step father and step daughter Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Book nerds and pop culture nerds are losing their minds over the It Ends With Us messy press roll out, Australian breakdancer Raygun is getting heat for her performance at the 2024 Olympics, Imane Khalif is filing lawsuits after winning the gold, Tiffany's a jellyfish, and JoJo Siwa feels snubbed by former "friend" Trisha Pastas. Get The Afters Grab a "The Late Great Hannibal Lecter" tee Subscribe to us on YouTube LINK It Ends With Us drama It Ends With Us summary on GoodReads Colleen Hoover addresses sexual harassment allegations around her son Allegedly Blake and Ryan took over everything and iced Justin out Colleen Hoover goes private on IG amidst the IEWU press circus Justin Baldoni says he has no interest in directing the sequel and he thinks Blake Lively is ready to start directing  New Jenna Redfield video where she seems to be reading something and alluding to more info coming out. Seems like someone got in touch with her.  Olympics Imane Khalif wins the gold and makes a statement about the gender rumors Imane started filing her lawsuits Who is Raygun, the Australian viral Olympic breakdancer Raygun’s routine Jake Paul announces he’ll be entering the 2028 Olympics for boxing Buzzfeed Create a Meal and See What Sea Creature You Are JoJo Siwa  JoJo Siwa is making a podcast and won’t have Trisha Paytas on as a guest Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Throwback Love Diet murder for hire clip on gods and Kathy Lee  Azealia reposted “If she cheats on you, what are you going to do?” Joe Rogan  Joe Rogan alludes to an endorsement of RFK Jr. Catturd takes the news poorly Joe Rogan backpedals Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jessica Chastain would like a reliable meal, JK Rowling is living in a black mold palace, Americans have made the Olympics all about them, Ben Affleck's hair is in crisis, and Hannibal Lecter is on the top of Trump's mind. Get our episodes a day early and ad-free, PLUS our after show by supporting us on Patreon We have some merch LINKS UberEats Jessica Chastain is done with UberEats Ben Affleck Ben Affleck’s new midlife crisis look just dropped (faux hawk) Matt Damon and Ben Affleck rumored to play Hulk Hogan and Peter Theil in Gawker Takedown Movie JK Rowling  JK Rowling’s Twitter/X profile pic seems to show that she’s dealing with terrible black mold in her home  Rowling’s new profile picture looks like it has a dick in it Olympics Updates Simone Biles responds to MyKayla Skinner’s hateful criticism on Instagram Team USA caught chatting about what TikToks they’re going to make Everyone’s obsessed with the silver Turkish shooting guy Boxing’s gender row - what's going on and are Russia involved? Logan Paul admits ‘spreading misinformation’ about Olympic boxer Imane Khelif 2 Late Great Hannibal Lecter references this week  Harrisburg, PA Atlanta, GA Supercut of Trump referencing Hannibal Lecter Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Grimes  Grimes looks very proper and pulled together for her custody case with Elon  Vanderpump Mental Health Jax Taylor enters in-patient mental health treatment  Rachel Leviss comments on Jax’s decision on IG Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A piece on Hannah Neeleman, the ballerina behind the man behind Ballerina Farms, sparks conversations between women online. Vivian Jenna Wilson puts Elon Musk in the corner. Upsetting audio of Billy Ray Cyrus yelling at his wife was published exclusively on Daily Mail. Cody Ko is out at TMG Studios. Support the show and get ad-free episodes and The Afters (aka The Privacy) Listen to the bonus episode about Alex Jones on Tim Dillon's podcast for $1 LINKS Cody Ko update TMG Studios released a letter to their Patrons informing them that Cody Ko will no longer be a part of the day-to-day operations Elon/Vivian/Grimes Elon Musk’s daughter Vivian Jenna Wilson responds to Elon telling Jordan Peterson that his son is dead Gimes’ mother makes an emotional public plea for Elon to please come let the children see her dying grandmother Vivian comments on Grimes’ custody situation with Elon (or lack thereof) and alleges that the way the children are treated is abusive Ballerina Farms Meet the queen of the ‘trad wives’ and her eight kids Old blog entries from Hanna Neeleman Original TikTok video of Hannah from Ballerina Farm opening her birthday present. She wanted tickets to Greece, he gave her an “egg apron” POV: You’re in the kitchen with Ballerina Farm when her husband gives her that egg apron Video from Megan Agnew who wrote the piece Billy Ray and Firerose  Billy Ray Cyrus heard belittling wife Firerose and calling Miley Cyrus a “devil” and “skank” in new audio published by the Daily Mail. Billy Ray at Trump rally, Trump makes crack about Miley Oasis Oasis stan Twitter accounts Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 “The newly released 9/11 footage, available after 23 years, has already garnered over eight million views, with numbers still climbing. Captured with a Sony VX2000 and a teleconverter, the footage benefits from an increased apparent focal length, providing a greater telephoto effect than the lens alone.” “Obviously she’s not a white person…but I love Usha, she’s such a good mom.” - JD Vance on his wife Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YouTuber Cody Ko's alleged predatory past is has caught up to him, Joe Biden stepped down from the 2024 Presidential race, and Trump's failed assassin had a thing for Princess Kate. Get our after show and listen to our episodes ad-free and a day early LINKS Cody Ko “An Uncomfortable Conversation About Cody Ko” by D’Angelo Wallace drops Tana talks about Cody and how much less support she’s receiving because of her reputation Former Cody Ko Reddit moderator speaks out about the allegations against Cody r/codyko member points out that Cody is staying quiet for business reasons, but also because he’s awaiting US Citizenship and speaking on this could affect that  Coco Mocoe makes a very good point about Cody’s style of humor and his That’s Cringe videos Cody spent Friday night DJing a set at encore beach club Thomas Matthew Crooks The FBI can’t get in to TMC’s phone, but they do have some of his search history. The wallpaper on his phone was Princess Kate.  Trump’s obsession with asylums and Hannibal Lector might be due to him misunderstanding what “asylum” means The Health Issue Donald Trump and Joe Biden appear half naked on the cover of New York magazine Pro Trump Russian Bot exposed Joe drops out Joe Biden officially drops out of the presidential race “Coconut Hive, we ride tonight” Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Connor McGregor Connor McGregor calls out Jake Paul, refers to him as a “piss bag” Drea De Matteo Drea De Matteo admits that her 13yo son edits her OnlyFans pictures Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thomas Matthew Crooks BLOCKS Katy Perry's comeback single after attempting to assassinate Donald Trump at a Pennsylvania rally over the weekend, Alec Baldwin's trial got thrown out, a man was arrested in Bristol (Tiffany's hood) for hauling around dead men in suitcases, and the furries hack Project 2025. Get our after show and ad-free episodes here LINKS Katy Perry Katy Perry’s music video for Woman’s World comes out and people are not fans Katy Perry, Dita & Violet - Shady Diva Pitchfork gives the song a scathing review (even for them) Katy Perry puts a video on her socials that she filmed on set of the video saying that the video is “satire” Trump Trump rally shooter Thomas Matthew Crooks was a registered Republican  Thomas Matthew Crooks was wearing a t-shirt from far right leaning YouTuber Demolition Ranch Twitter user jewgazing is a doppelgänger for Thomas Crooks and he decided to do a bit and now he claims he’s ruined his life Neurologist at Duke chimes in on how close to death Trump was (millimeters) Astrologer yungkalez once again successfully made a prediction: Trump would have an assassination attempt or something similar Doug Mills captured a photo of one of the bullets flying at Trump People think the entire event was staged due to protocol being broken by the SS Trump green line theory with secret service agent Jake Paul chimes in on the Secret Service’s failure to protect Trump Man found out about Trump assassination attempt while trying on his Dr. Manhattan costume from Temu Azealia Banks was at a rally earlier this week Azealia shares her thoughts on the rally she attended on IG Project 2025 Gay furry hackers breach Project 2025  Bristol deaths Police arrest 34 year old man in connection with the murder of two men who were found dead in suitcases Alec Baldwin Prosecuted in Alec Baldwin trial for Rust shooting calls herself as a witness and the case is thrown out Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Twitter Find more of Molly’s stuff Find more of Tiffany’s stuff 🅑🅞🅝🅤🅢 🅛🅘🅝🅚🅢 Bachelor contestant Anna Redman is slammed for sharing her outfit she planned for Auschwitz 12 Bodies of Gay or Bisexual men have been found in Lake Lady Bird in Austin since July 2022 Uncle (who is also my guardian) doesn’t let me wash or brush my hair by myself (16F) TikToker SewerBum has been taking on a celebrity jeweler named Trax who has been buying and selling blood diamonds and dirty gold Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices