Hot Girls, Shootouts, and Ranch Dressing - The Right Way to Run a Cult - Time for Pie #97

What do gorilla battle tactics, haunted campsites, explosive drone warfare, and proper butt-washing techniques have in common? This unhinged episode. Gonna need some milk for this one.EVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT ( dont put it on your girlfriend though)Save with code MILK when you shop at https//:firecracker.farm

The one and only Charlie Classic finally graces our podcast and it is exactly what you would expect.Sorry for the crunchy looking camera angle. Equipment went down but we made doEVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farm use code MILK for savingsLet’s level up your nicotine routine with Lucy.  Go to https://Lucy.co/PIE and use promo code (PIE) to get 20% off your first order. Lucy has a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind.0:00 - Charlie’s Kafka Haiku Madness1:30 - The Power of Gas Station Pills5:00 - Would You Get Arrested for Too Much Sea men on a Plane?10:00 - Internet Shock Videos That Broke Our Innocence25:00 - Why Pirates Need Flamethrowers and Chainsaw Spears40:00 - Best Serial Killer Weapons and Tactics47:00 - Why Practical Effects Make Horror Movies Better

What starts as a casual chat about joining a cult spirals into a full-blown plan to build a cowboy-themed frontier town—complete with shootouts, saloons, hot girls covered in ranch. This is the unhinged, whiskey-fueled adventure you didn’t know you needed. Welcome to Whispering Spurs… definitely not a cult.

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Caleb travels to Africa for the hunting experience of a lifetime with the boys from Q. Jarred visits the Netherlands to bring home an internet e girl. Both return successful.EVERYTHING is better with HOT SALT from https://firecracker.farmUse code MILK to save some american dollarsLevel up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code PIE at https://turtlebeach.com/PIE #turtlebeachpod

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Dillion, aka Uncle Dijon, is back to waste an hour with the boys discussing his dying last wishes.This Episode is brought to you by the following sponsorsMake EVERYTHING taste better with some hot salt from https://Firecracker.farmUse code MILKFactor chef made meals delivered right to your doorhttps://factormeals.com/factorpodcastCode: factorpodcastRight now Ridge is having their once-a-year Anniversary Sale. Get up to 40% Off at https://Ridge.com/PIE to see their biggest sale of the year! After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you.Head to https://mudwtr.com and grab your starter kit today! Right now, our listeners get an exclusive deal—up to 43% off your entire order, plus free shipping and a free rechargeable frother when you use code PIE

Jarred spills the beans on the military's new killer bee air burst munitions. Also he has zero idea on how stingrays work. Thank You to our sponsors:https://firecracker.farm and use code MILKStart your new morning ritual & get up to 43% off your @MUDWTR with code PIE at https://mudwtr.com/PIE #mudwtrpodGet firearm security redesigned and save with BOGO the StopBox Pro AND 10% off @StopBoxUSA with code PIE at https://www.stopboxusa.com/pie #stopboxpod

Jarred and his new Royal Marine buddies compare stories about making a movie after military service.EVERYTHING tastes better with HOT SALT and the best comes from https://firecracker.farmuse the code MILK to saveControl Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [PIE] at https://Mandopodcast.com/PIE! #mandopodRight now Ridge is having their once-a-year Anniversary Sale. Get up to 40% Off at https://Ridge.com/PIE to see their biggest sale of the year! After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you.Head to https://mudwtr.com and grab your starter kit today! Right now, our listeners get an exclusive deal—up to 43% off your entire order, plus free shipping and a free rechargeable frother when you use code PIE