Abbey Clancy & Peter Crouch on “Call Me Daddy” - Plus the Icks Ruining Relationships

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special!Abbey and Peter dive headfirst into your wildest, funniest and most brutally honest dilemmas — from wardrobe chaos and hoarding habits to parenting rules that divide households everywhere.Things quickly take a turn as we get into your Agony Abs, including a heartbreaking story of a listener who pushed his partner away after secretly discovering fertility issues, and now wants to win her back. We also hear from someone determined to turn their boyfriend into their very own “project”, plus a bedroom dilemma that definitely takes the biscuit.There’s friendship drama, relationship ruts, and the age-old question of how to keep the spark alive when life starts getting in the way.It’s honest, chaotic and full of laughs… exactly how an AMA should be.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction00:40 Wardrobe Chaos & Hoarding Realisations02:10 “You Don’t Need All This Stuff”04:05 The “Knickers” Debate05:45 Parenting Rules & Mealtime Battles08:50 Sponsor Break09:05 Singapore Stories & Travel Chat11:35 Britain’s Next Top Model Throwbacks13:55 Ask Me Anything Begins15:30 “Lawless” Wedding StoriesTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get chaotic as Abbey and Peter dive into the modern relationship “icks” that are driving everyone mad. From gym-obsessed boyfriends who suddenly start calling every meal “fuel”, to the bizarre habits that creep in when people take their fitness journeys a little too seriously, the pair unpack the realities of dating in 2026.We also hear some of your listener dilemmas including whether sharing a Netflix account with an ex is a major red flag, and what to do when your partner’s habits start giving you the ultimate ick. Plus, Abbey and Pete relive a holiday debate that will feel VERY familiar—when taking the perfect Instagram photo completely ruins the moment.In the Agony Abs, things take a seriously weird turn with a bedroom confession involving being called “Daddy”… and an unexpected counter-offer of “Granny” that completely derails the mood. It’s funny, unfiltered and full of the kind of honest relationship chat that will have you questioning everything.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction00:27 Ross update & opening chat01:02 Morning routines & body confidence02:18 Parenting rules & swimming debate03:10 Hair routines & “life admin”05:04 Relationship icks & plane story06:34 Pete’s sauna moment (“the seats”)07:38 House chat, storage & spindles09:05 Weekly “shine” & Chanel chat10:00 Packing, moving house & clear-outs11:42 Gym boyfriend turns “delulu”13:00 Gym addiction & motivation chat14:00 Pre-kids nostalgia & family chaos16:19 Sharing Netflix with an ex17:30 Phone glitches & tech struggles18:23 Holiday photo frustrations begin19:27 “Candid photo” arguments escalate20:15 Pete lying on the floor for the shot21:14 “Fellas of Instagram” discussion22:18 Social media vs real life debate24:24 Filming vs living the moment25:15 Justin Timberlake viral debate27:00 “Am I The Asshole?” intro27:48 “Call me Granny” dilemma begins28:56 Debate & reactions30:05 “Daddy” discussion continues31:40 Final thoughts & wrap of segmentTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get very honest as Abbey and Peter dive into the little habits, lies and dynamics that make (or break) a relationship… 👀The episode kicks off with a debate that every couple will recognise - is tracking your partner’s location actually about safety… or is it crossing a line? Abbey defends it, Peter calls it a full-on violation, and things quickly spiral from there.We also get into the harmless (and not-so-harmless) lies we tell in relationships - from exaggerating talents to fully committing to stories that get completely out of hand. Plus, one listener dilemma about a dad pretending to be a professional footballer takes things to a whole new level.Abbey opens up about the assumptions people make because of her accent, while the pair share their thoughts on stereotypes, confidence and proving people wrong. There’s also the usual chaos - including a ridiculous game that quickly derails the episode and some very questionable dinner table entertainment with the kids.And in a rare serious moment, Abbey and Peter reveal what they think actually makes their relationship work after all these years - from embracing differences to knowing when to just let things go.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction 00:42 Tracking Your Partner?! (Location “violation” debate begins) 02:10 Acting, Adverts & Listener Question 02:40 “People Think I’m Stupid” – Accent Stereotypes 03:34 Abbey’s “9 A*s” Debate 06:05 Listener Question: Lookalikes 08:20 Dartboard Lies & Relationship Truths 09:12 Fake Football Career Story 10:23 The Game That Got Out Of Hand 12:44 The Game Goes Too Far… 13:07 Dinner Table Games With Kids 13:36 Hosting The BRITs Debate 15:01 Relationship Advice Question 16:14 “Laughter Is Everything” 16:46 “We Stay Together Because…” 17:09 The Real Relationship AdviceTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchFor more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch are back with chaos, confessions, and a few relationship “debates” that spiral quickly. From a luxury Mother’s Day with a private chef to a £1,300 ear piercing shock that leaves Abbey fuming, the couple unpack a week full of unexpected drama.Things take a turn as Pete calls out Abbey’s “volatility,” sparking a hilarious but all-too-relatable breakdown of relationship miscommunication — including why the word “fine” absolutely never means fine. The pair also dive into a listener dilemma about football taking over family life, with Pete defending the beautiful game while Abbey isn’t quite as convinced.There’s also a Wolf of Wall Street-themed party recap (featuring Pete on the mic… again), parenting debates, and a surprisingly emotional take on Ronaldo that you won’t expect.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 We Turned Up In Matching Outfits01:40 The Dream Mother’s Day (Private Chef & No Cleaning)04:18 Pete Calls Out Abbey’s “Volatility”04:42 The Ear Piercing Trip That Went Wrong05:52 I Tracked Him… And Caught Him Out08:37 Birth Certificate Chaos & Loft Disaster10:52 The £1,300 Earring Shock12:42 “I Thought It Was Over”13:24 Why “Fine” Doesn’t Mean Fine16:40 Breaking Down What “Fine” Really Means17:53 The Party Where Pete Took The Mic19:17 Agony Ab: Football vs Family Life21:24 The Compromise Every Couple Needs22:05 Why People Are Obsessed With Football23:07 The Ronaldo Moment That Made Abbey Cry25:57 Agony Ab: IVF & Gender Reveal Debate27:10 Should You Find Out The Baby’s Gender?To contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/editTherapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/Every day can be Iconic with TK Maxx. Shop at your nearest store, online or on the App now: https://www.tkmaxx.com/uk/en/00:00 Introduction01:00 Outrageous Nicknames04:30 The “Snapchat” Joke08:10 Is Going To The Cinema Alone Weird?10:00 Pete’s Solo Tapas Confession12:00 Midlife Crisis Accusations14:10 Kids & Flight Hacks16:30 Kids Say The Funniest Things18:00 Football Opinions Get Heated21:00 Celebrity Encounters25:00 Bathroom Etiquette DebateTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s an Ask Me Anything special and things get chaotic very quickly as Abbey and Peter dive into your wildest questions.From hilarious nickname stories (including the unforgettable “Jetpack Joe”) to brutally honest debates about whether going to the cinema alone is weird, this episode is packed with relatable moments and classic Crouch chaos. Peter raises eyebrows with his new solo habits — including tapas for one — while Abbey questions whether it’s all giving midlife crisis energy…The pair also open up about parenting struggles, emotional moments with their kids, and the surprising ways AI is creeping into family life. Plus, there’s strong opinions on football fashion, celebrity encounters (including Stevie Wonder and Prince William), and a completely unfiltered discussion on bathroom etiquette that you probably weren’t ready for.If you’ve ever wondered what’s “normal” in relationships, social situations, or just life in general — this episode covers it all (and then some).Got a question or dilemma for the podcast? Submit it below:https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/editTherapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/00:00 Introduction01:00 Funniest Nicknames05:30 Relationship Red Flags & Snapchat08:15 Cinema Alone Debate10:30 Solo Dining Confessions12:40 Movie Chat14:10 Holiday Arguments16:40 Parenting & Flights18:45 Kids & AI20:00 Emotional Parenting Moments21:00 Football Opinions23:00 Matchday Experience24:00 Celebrities & Inspiration26:00 Tuchel “Dreamboat” Moment27:30 Toilet EtiquetteTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are back with another chaotic catch up as Peter reveals he’s started a brand new fitness regime and has become absolutely obsessed with swimming, which Abbey is convinced is just proof he’s embracing his inner old man in the pool. Abbey also tells us all about her very glamorous day out at Fulham where she enjoyed oysters, pancakes and a full English in the brand new Riverside hospitality stand, although she admits it might not be the most authentic football experience. Things quickly heat up when Abbey calls Peter out for secretly adding things to the family diary, leaving her to juggle four school runs and a mysterious training challenge she’s currently preparing for. In the Agony Abs, a listener writes in with a bizarre dilemma as her neighbour appears to be slowly stealing her cat, which leads to a hilarious debate about whether cats actually choose their owners and what you should do when your pet starts spending more time next door than at home. Elsewhere, the pair chat about luxury barber experiences, the worst haircut Peter ever had thanks to his dad, Harry Styles’ accent, WhatsApp stress and the couple’s ongoing battle with modern family logistics.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction02:30 Peter’s swimming obsession05:00 Abbey’s fancy Fulham experience08:53 Abbey’s secret training challenge10:30 The family diary row14:45 Agony Ab: “My neighbour is stealing my cat”17:13 The runaway cat and pet detective story19:12 Abbey’s most hated animal21:03 The dog adoption videos debate25:26 Abbey forgets Jack at the barbers27:06 Why haircuts are so awkward29:18 Peter’s worst haircut ever30:00 Harry Styles and celebrity chat42:22 The mystery rapper debate44:58 Ballet, opera and preserving the artsTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbey https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Ask Me Anything, Abbey and Peter are back answering your questions and sharing some of the most chaotic stories from their week.Abbey reveals a terrifying experience driving down the winding roads of Box Hill, despite having a serious fear of heights. With a sheer drop beside the road, cars piling up behind her and the kids in the back, the pressure quickly became overwhelming as she tried to navigate one of the narrowest roads she’s ever driven.Peter also finds himself under fire as Abbey recalls another recent car journey with him behind the wheel, comparing the experience to the Wolf of Wall Street boat scene thanks to some rather aggressive acceleration and braking.The team also tackle some of your questions, including a sticky dating situation where a listener may have complicated his love life after getting a barmaid’s number… only to realise she’s friends with his new girlfriend.Plus there’s discussion around relationship “wine therapy”, whether sitting down with a glass of wine actually helps solve arguments or just makes things worse, the ultimate wine vs beer debate, and some hilarious ideas for the kids’ next fancy dress outfits.If you want to submit an AMA question to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/editThe Therapy Crouch is sponsored by TUI! You pick it, they sort it. The time has come for Abbey and Pete to help two listeners solve a real life holiday dilemma they’re trying to crack, ahead of their TUI holiday! https://www.tui.co.uk/00:00 Introduction01:00 Dog Chaos & Early Morning Wake Ups03:00 Abbey vs Peter Driving Debate04:40 Abbey’s Terrifying Box Hill Drive09:40 Who Is Actually the Worst Driver?14:30 Dating Dilemma: Two Barmaids Problem19:30 Dating Multiple People Debate23:00 Honesty vs Lying in Relationships25:25 Wine Therapy Gone Wrong28:50 Kids Dressing Up as Peter Crouch33:00 Easter Book Joke & OutroTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a Mother’s Day special on the podcast as Abbey and Peter welcome a very special guest onto the couch — Abbey’s mum Karen. The episode kicks off with Pete admitting to a classic husband fail after forgetting Abbey’s very first Mother’s Day which sparks a debate about the pressure of getting the perfect gift and whether husbands should actually be responsible for organising the day at all.Abbey also reveals that she’s been secretly editing Pete’s flower orders over the years to make sure she actually gets the bouquet she wants, while Pete defends himself saying the expectations around special occasions are getting out of hand.Later on Karen joins the pod and shares stories about Abbey growing up, what she was really like as a child and why she always knew her daughter would end up performing and entertaining. We also hear about pregnancy cravings, family traditions in Liverpool and what Mother’s Day looks like once your kids grow up and start their own families.In the Agony Abs we hear from a mum who secretly hates Mother’s Day and another listener wondering if her husband should still be helping the kids organise gifts even now they’re teenagers.If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link belowhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit00:00 Introduction02:00 Ricky Gervais “Going Big Time” Story03:20 Awkward Fan Encounters & Golf Story with Alan Shearer05:40 Abbey’s Lurch Dog Obsession07:05 The “Failed Police Dog” Story09:00 What They’re Watching Right Now10:35 Pete’s First Mother’s Day Fail12:00 Abbey’s Weekly Wine: Pete’s “Organising” Skills14:30 The Pressure of Mother’s Day Gifts16:40 Listener Confession: “I Hate Mother’s Day”18:30 Abbey Admits She Changes Pete’s Flower Orders19:40 Kitchen Hygiene Debate (Upside Down Cups)21:30 Abbey’s Mum Joins the Podcast23:00 Pregnancy Cravings & Chip Shop Stories25:15 What Abbey Was Like Growing Up26:40 Karen on Abbey’s Talent as a Child28:00 The Reality of Having a Newborn29:00 Abbey Still Wants More Kids30:00 How Mother’s Day Traditions Have ChangedTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are answering your burning questions in another chaotic Ask Us Anything special - and nothing is off limits.The pod kicks off with a listener dealing with what can only be described as “strategic bowel syndrome”, as one husband mysteriously disappears to the toilet every single time parenting duties begin. Abbey has a surprisingly brutal solution involving adult nappies, while Pete shares his own suspicious bathroom habits.Elsewhere, the pair help a listener who’s struggling to pull at the races, debate whether it’s ever okay to stay friends with an ex, and give advice to someone whose dad has completely taken over their wedding plans after offering to pay for it.There’s also a surprisingly deep discussion about AI robots in the home, Abbey reveals what it’s really like walking the runway as a model during fashion week, and the team share their most awkward cinema experiences – including sneaking McDonald’s into the theatre and a dog causing absolute chaos mid-movie.And in one of the strangest dilemmas yet, Pete discovers the bizarre world of fantasy romance books, as Abbey explains why so many women are hooked on these wildly popular stories.If you want to submit a question for the podcast – hit the link below.00:00 Introduction01:20 “Strategic Bowel Syndrome” Husband04:20 Dating Advice For A Single Guy06:00 Dad Taking Over The Wedding08:30 Would You Have A Robot At Home?12:05 Abbey’s Runway Advice For Models14:10 Staying Friends With Your Ex17:00 Dog Chaos In The Cinema20:00 Sneaking Food Into Movies22:00 The Rise Of Fantasy Romance Books25:00 Romance Films vs Real RelationshipsTo contact us:Email: [email protected]: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouchWebsite: https://thetherapycrouch.com/For more from Peterhttps://twitter.com/petercrouchFor more from Abbeyhttps://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancyOur clips channelhttps://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.