Voting in the dark

In these clips from four years ago, we were thinking of a new leader, preparing for a celestial event, Michael Gove had a TV moment, and a father had instructions for his son.

In these clips, there was a super world-beating greased piglet, a controversial delicacy was not to be banned, and the Queen was having a party.

In these clips from when Mr Blobby was our PM, a man had a curry, I was trying to ignore Johnny Depp and the Tories had a nightmare

In these clips from 2022, there was a distraction campaign under way, the Greenies were on the up, there was a phantom tooth, and a Jubilee to look forward to

In these clips, a man told us what he thought, there was an election and a jubilee, and Hazza and Sparkles were not on the list.

In these clips, we heard about a film's funny love scene, a caller wanted to lend money to the NHS, and there was a passport problem.

In these clips, we were contemplating the future of the human race, we recalled when everything came in orange and brown, and it was all getting a bit 1984-ish

In these clips, Smugg was creeping about, we had a recipe for heavenly potatoes, we found why Bob was our uncle, and there was a lack of protest about something we should have been protesting about

In these clips, credit card companies do something alarming, a new set of restrictive laws were passed and there was a problem with insects

In these clips, there was porn in parliament, Smugg was posting creepy notes, Nadine Dorries showed how across her brief she was, and Elon Musk bought something to ruin.