Episode 39-[S6]- Constantine (2005)

On this week's episode Will & Ian must fight.READY! SET!STREET FIGHTER (2026) pg-13 120 minutesDirected by: Kitao Sakurai. Starring: Andrew Koji, Noah Centineo, Callina Liang, David Dastmalchian, Andrew Schultz, Joe "Roman Reigns" Anoa'i, Cody Rhodes, Jason Momoa, Eric Andre, 50 Cent, Ma Dong-seuk, Hirooki Goto, Vidyut Jammwal, Olivier Richters, Kyle Mooney and Many Other Talented People!00:45- First Thoughts06:00- STREET FIGHTER (2026)09:00- Tasty Morsels10:30- Rating/Review43:00- Totals45:20- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: War on Everyone (2016)

On this week's episode Will & Ian welcome back A. E. Bennett! They'll freeze themselves for 450 years, only to thaw out on a spaceship surrounded by fools and being chased by-JASON X (2001) R 92 minutesDirected by: James Isaac. Starring: Lexa Doig, Kane Hodder, Jeff Geddis, David Cronenberg, Markus Parilo, Jonathan Potts, Lisa Ryder, Peter Mensah and Many Other Talented People!00:30- Welcome Back A.E. BENNETT!01:30- First Thoughts10:30- JASON X (2001)14:00- Tasty Morsels17:30- Rating/Review53:00- Totals54:30- Thank You A.E.!56:20- Next Week/Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Street Fighter (2026)

On this week's episode Will & Ian get their crew of youth, their matchbox gang-crew, to save the world. Why them? Because they liked cars and now they drive carsand a helicopterThey are now a love letter to 80's/90's action cartoon shows. They are-MATCHBOX the Movie pg-13 126 minutesDirected by: Sam Hargrave. Starring: John Cena, Jessica Biel, Arturo Castro, Teyonah Parris, Sam Richardson, Denai Gurira, Corey Stoll, Bill Camp, Goldshifteh Farahani, Daniel Bernhardt, Randeep Hooda, Kristofer Hivju, and Many Other Talented People!03:00- First Thoughts09:30- MATCHBOX the Movie12:00- Tasty Morsels15:30- Rating/Review38:30- Totals40:45- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Jason X (2001) (available on Philo or for $ download)

On this week's episode Will & Ian enjoy a Vibe! They take it in and get a little wild. Vibe out. Feel it, see it, hear it. There's not much else other then vibe, but MAN it's a good vibe. and Bill Paxton!NEAR DARK (1987) R (94 minutes)Directed and Co-written by: Kathryn Bigelow. Starring: Adrian Pasdar, Bill Paxton, Lance Henrickson, Jenny Wright, Jenette Godstein, Tim Thomerson, Joshua John Miller, Troy Evans, James Le Gros and Many Other Talented People!01:00- First Thoughts11:00- NEAR DARK13:30- Tasty Morsels18:30- Rating/Review49:45- Totals51:15- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Matchbox The Movie (available on apple tv)

On this week's episode Will & Ian welcome ANDREW to the show! Together they will carry a spear and give some real good Rib Tickles! It's a good time. There's some tar and a little of the best of the mids. That's right, they're talkin-CONSTANTINE (2005 ) R 121 minutesDirected by Frances Lawrence. Starring: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Tilda Swinton, Shia Labeouf, Pruitt Taylor Vince, Djimon Hounsou, Peter Stormare, Max Baker, Gavin Rossdale and Many Other Talented People! 00:00:30- Welcome ANDREW!!!00:02:00- GUESTIONS!00:08:30- First Thoughts00:20:30- CONSTANTINE (2005)00:23:30- Tasty Morsels00:25:30- Rating/Review01:00:00- Totals01:01:00- Thank You Andrew!/Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Near Dark (1987) (available on YouTube or Physical Media)

On this week's episode Will & Ian run some medical necessities to an icy town full of mystery and monsters. A living terror fantasy kinda thing... maybe... who knows, but don't work, it's quick, it's-RESIDENT EVIL (2026) R 94 minutesWritten & DIrected by Zach Cregger. Starring: Austin Abrams, Zach Cherry, Kali Reis, Paul Walter Hauser, Will Merrick, Andrea Miltner, Karel Dobry, Zoe Bellas, Chris Lew Kum Hoi, Griffin Newman and Many Other Talented People!01:00- A Brief revisit of Resident Evil: Racoon City03:00- First Thoughts12:30- RESIDENT EVIL (2026)14:00- Tasty Morsels17:00- Rating/Review35:00- Totals36:20- Next Week/Bye!Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Constantine (2005) (available on HBOmax)

On this week's episode Will & Ian learn their, always believed, destinies are, in fact, true. Also Ian eats Crow. It's not because 1986's Masters of the Universe is amazing, we know that. No because he actually enjoyed-MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026) pg-13 140 minutesDirected by: Travis Knight. Starring: Nicholas Galitzine, Idris Elba, Camila Mendes, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson, Morena Baccarin, Kristen Wiig, James Purefoy, Alison Brie, Sam C. Wilson, Charlotte Riley, Jared Leto and Many Other Talented People!02:00- First Thoughts09:30- MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2026)12:00- Tasty Morsels16:30- Rating/Review48:45- Totals50:45- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Resident Evil (2026)

On this week's episode Will & Ian venture into the unknown... well, the place isn't unknown, the situation is pretty god damn crazy. Just wild. But don't worry, they'll handle some shit, because they're in the town of Hope, dealing with monsters, but luckily they've also got-HOPE R 160 minutesDirected by: Na Hong-jin Starring: Hwang Jung-min, Zo In-sung, Hoyeon, Michael Fassbender, Alicia Vikander, Taylor Russell, Cameron Britton, Eum Moon-suk, Im Hyun shik and Many Other Talented People!00:03:00- First Thoughts00:13:30- HOPE00:15:15- Tasty Morsels00:17:30- Rating/Review00:59:20- Totals01:00:30- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Masters of the Universe (2026) (available on Prime)

On this week's episode Will & Ian must find their feelings. Because feeling is illegal, and emotion is BAD. But it's what gives us LOVE and JOY and anger too, but lets not talk about that.... Anyway, it's all about the-EQUILIBRIUM (2002) R 107 minutesWritten & Directed by: Kurt Wimmer. Starring: Christian Bale, Taye Diggs, Emily Watson, Sean Bean, Angus Macfayden, Sean Pertwee, Dominic Purcell, Matthew Harbour and Many Other Talented People!00:45- First Thoughts03:30- EQUILIBRIUM (2002)06:00- Tasty Morsels11:00- Rating/Review50:00- Totals53:30- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Hope (2026)

On this week's episode, Will & Ian work together to produce a W on any given tuesday. You never know what's gonna happen. An eyeball could fall out, a 1st and 2nd string qb could go down, a hooker with a heart of cold and a wallet of steel, who knows, because it's-ANY GIVEN SUNDAY (1999) R 162 minutesDirected by: Oliver Stone. Starring: Al Pacino, Jaime Foxx, Cameron Diaz, LL Cool J, John C. McGinley, Lawrence Taylor, James Woods, Ann-Margret, Dennis Quaid, Oliver Stone, Jim Brown, Matthew Modine, Aaron Eckhart, Charlton Heston, Bill Bellamy, Elizabeth Berkley, Lauren Holly, Andrew Bryniarski, Lela Rochon and Many Other Talented People!01:00- First Thoughts14:00- ANY GIVEN SUNDAY (1999)17:15- Tasty Morsels22:30- Rating Review55:30- Totals56:30- Next Week/ByePatreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/THELastActionCritics⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram: @TheLastActionCriticsemail:   [email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Youtube.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Next Week: Equilibrium (1999) (available on Paramount+)