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Don't you have condiments in festive outfits around your house? The preceding two statements can only mean one thing ... despite very strong medical advice against it, Lindsey Santoro joins us! We put more celebrities into literal prison and Lindsey has a religious experience whilst playing Santourguide. If you can make sense of any of it, do drop us a line - we love to hear from you - [email protected]

Suzi Ruffell joins us - and it's lucky she does, because Jon is very tired and needs a bit of help getting through complicated things like reading out email addresses. We have more criminal activity for the literal police to deal with, and Suzi is ruffling some feathers - probably just Jon's, but let us know how you feel - [email protected]

It's our spooky, sparkly and occasionally spiky Halloween show! Angela Barnes is back with a hoary horror yarn - but is it true? Jon has been plugging the show on TV again, there is an outstanding listener pun, and we put another national treasure into literal prison. You can contribute whenever you like - just email [email protected].

(Joust Kidding!) It's the difficult 101st show, made so much easier by the presence of Angela Barnes who has a tale from the southbound Warwick Services on the M40. Jon has a book out, and displays a hitherto unrevealed talent for poetry, although his art leaves something to be desired. Plus there are literal crimes to deal with from Andy Bush, Zoe Lyons and Remi Burgz. We do love receiving your feedback - email [email protected]

Welcome one and all to Jon Richardson's grand celebration - featuring Lindsey Santoro, Suzi Ruffell and Angela Barnes (in spirit, if not in person). We have the usual features, plus added Nosecco and vegan cake. Please do get involved, your emails are always welcome - [email protected]

Jon and Angela are back again, and this week as usual we'll be dealing with more criminal activity with the Literal Police, and Angela has the opposite of an uplifting yarn - but is it true? Plus for podcast listeners a bonus service as we provide a full itinerary for your day in London for Absolute Radio Live. The starting point may surprise you! (It surprised us.) Get in touch any time you like - [email protected]

... if he didn't want you to shake them. Jon is back with Angela Barnes and this week she spins a yarn about a nefarious book thief. We ask the audience 'what is the movie quote you use all the time', and we also talk about USB cords and the extremes you'll go to when you need the loo. Contribute at any time! [email protected]

... and a sycophantic Swiss Roll. This week Lindsey Santoro is back to add a dollop of chaos into Jon's life. Along with the usual fun we analyse Jon's performance sat next to Nigella Lawson on the TV, the literal police have their hands full with the first episode of Strictly, and it's Jon's birthday but he doesn't like to talk about it. Do get in touch if you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this episode - [email protected] - and join us next Saturday from 8am on Absolute Radio.

(What am I going to do?) This week Lindsey Santoro joins Jon for a wide ranging, some might say meandering discussion about Jon's inability to flirt effectively, the somewhat worrying contents of Lindsey's handbag, and the literal police deal with multiple infractions. Contact us any time at [email protected]

This week, Jon and Suzi Ruffell have an awkward disagreement about equine measurement, the listeners help Jon a little bit with ideas for his gig at Absolute Radio Live, and the Literal Police have mixed results with their conviction rate. If you like the podcast, why not join us next Saturday morning from 8 on Absolute Radio?