Doug Gets Sirius

Doug answers listeners' questions from Reddit, with help from the still-dangling Chad and Andy. Welcome to all our new subscribers! If you're in the mood to do us a further solid, please support the podcast by joining our Patreon. Deep archives! Exclusive content! Fun! www.patreon.com/stanhopepodcast Brought to you in part by our friends at PRIZEPICKS Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/ST & use code STANHOPE to get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup. Join Doug's Mailing List - http://www.DougStanhope.com TOUR DATES - https://www.dougstanhope.com/tour-dates

Andy and Chad are back (or possibly still here) for more 4-way humor spray. Topics include: Chad's new grinder, Andy's 5-minute one-man protest march, ointments, and Doug's appearance on the Soft White Underbelly podcast (TRIGGER ALERT: barfing, plastic bags, barfing into plastic bags). SERVING SUGGESTION: as an audio-only podcast guy from way back, I never quite got the appeal of video versions--especially when they don't add any crucial visual information. That's why I try to load up each episode with extra jokes and/or notes that need to be seen to make sense. So if you hear any stray disconnected sound effects, that's what those are about. Why not see what you've been missing by subscribing to our Patreon?! patreon.com/stanhopepodcast Brought to you in part by our friends at PRIZEPICKS Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/ST... & use code STANHOPE to get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup.

...in which Doug pays a re-booty call on the seminal podcast "Issues with Andy;" first in an ongoing special series. CHAD SHANK is back, Doug holds down the Brett Erickson corner, while GARY LUCY ascends to the Chaille Chair. (And don't forget to save room for BINGO!) Brought to you in part by our friends at PRIZEPICKS Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/STANHOPE & use code STANHOPE to get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup. PERSONAL SIDE NOTE: If technical perfection, crystal clear video, and flawless audio are what you look for in a podcast, this episode might not be the one for you. But if you're charmed by mismatched colors and the occasional echo burst--welcome home, neighbor! Thank you for your continued support as I find my sea legs. Cheers! GL

Did you hear SiriusXM recently dropped 500 working-class comedians from their channels, without warning or explanation, stripping them of a reliable source of income and exposure, and never gave it a second thought? Well, they did...but they never counted on the (eventual, non-sensical) Wrath of Stanhope!! Adding context: calls from (fake) Sebastian Maniscalco and (real) Myq Kaplan!! Brought to you by PRIZEPICKS...and listeners like YOU!* Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/STANHOPE & use code STANHOPE to get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! *(assuming you are a listener who is also a member of our Patreon, where for a low, low monthly fee you can access all kinds of exclusive Doug-centric bonus content and miscellaneous Stanhopeiana. Check it out!:  https://www.patreon.com/c/stanhopepodcast) There's a video version of this podcast, if you're into that sort of thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-1CxlP7Mk0  

AustralianAlex here, back going through my old computer in Australia and I found the original WAV recordings of the first tour I did with Doug. This one Perth show has always stood out to me as special. Not for all of the things that went right, but for all the things that could've gone wrong. This was our second night at this Perth venue and our second-last show of the tour. The night before, as Doug explains, was a nightmare. The venue was a month away from closing, which meant they didn't care about Doug smoking upstairs, but it also meant the one and only greying German ex-pat security guard was more into his leather jacket and chatting outside than actually keeping an eye on the room. So when it came time to kick out the entire front row, it was just me, Doug and the line "Don't make me turn the whole crowd into the bouncer!". So this second show comes around. Venue and security have been chewed out earlier, first opener is up, but Doug is furious because a local "comic" posted his entire set-list, in detail, from the night before. He's smoking in the upstairs greenroom and can't hear the show which has started below. As the first opener is doing her set, something odd has started to happen. The comedian tells her joke, the crowd laughs, and then a second or two later another laugh/moan follows that interrupts the start of the next joke. Amongst the crowd I see a disabled gentleman sitting in a full-size recumbent-style bicycle, flag pointing up in the air and all. Most of the crowd can't see the man, so after every delayed laugh - a large proportion of the crowd is looking around to try and work out what is happening. The first comedian comes off stage and I pull her aside immediately to get her response. She tells me "oh yeah, he's a local comedy fan... you just have to ignore it". The 2nd opener is ignoring the awkwardness too. I quickly speak with Bingo and we approach Doug upstairs. "Don't tell me, I'll deal with it on stage!" he says, thinking that maybe the front row from last night has turned up. We don't get to explain the situation. What follows is a masterclass in standup. Not only does our man have to completely rearrange his set to bring the 'Camp 1 vs Camp 2' material up sooner, but he addresses the man in the tricycle (maybe for the first time at a show?), makes him the star and uses his laughs and noises as segues and fodder.  Lots of great bits in this. -Australian Alex F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code STANHOPE15 at http://theperfectjean.nyc/STANHOPE15 #theperfectjeanpod #ad If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code STANHOPE at https://inda.shop/STANHOPE #indacloudpod  

And now, the conclusion   Help an old gunslinger out… pre-order BRUT by Sam Tallent today https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/787018/brut-by-sam-tallent/    If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order (plus free gifts and FREE shipping on qualifying orders) @ IndaCloud with code STANHOPE at https://inda.shop/STANHOPE #indacloudpod   Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/STANHOPE & use code STANHOPE to get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup!   Big thanks to our authors: Michael Guillen — The Invisible Everywhere: Believing Is Seeing Terry Conway — Business Is Simple: From a Family Cottage Business to World Processing and Markets Robert Eringer — The Spymaster of Monte Carlo Leslie Lee Sanders — Ready to Listen? A Spiritual Self-Help Memoir Matilda Hernazdez — Beyond the Walls  

Doug gets a lot of emails. A lot of them are scams trying to get him to pay to appear on other podcasts or hand over access to his social media. Recently, though, he found himself on a different kind of list: the one print-on-demand publishers use to spam podcasts with interview requests for their authors. So, for one week, Doug decided to say yes to every single one. Armed with whatever audiobooks he could listen to, the promotional blurbs, and—most importantly—the covers, Doug sat down with author after author and did his best to give each of them the thoughtful literary interview they deserved. This is Book By Its Cover. Video version will be made free over on Patreon. Consider subscribing for more video content. For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/STANHOPE  Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/STANHOPE & use code STANHOPE to get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! Thanks to our author guests: Matthew Cossolotto — Harness Your PromisePower: Change Your Life, Transform the World Ken Lloyd, Ph.D. — Performance Appraisals & Phrases For Dummies Nick Greenberg — Buried Treasure Daniel Cubillo — The Creative Mastermind Mind: From Roadrunner to Showrunner. How to Make It in Showbusiness and Content Creation Joel Steele — Life Switch: How to Experience the Power of Living ON by Discovering Your Potential, Passion, and Purpose J.P. McMurphy — Free Doug D. Earl Johnston — Choosing Emotions: Thinking With Your Head and Acting With Your Heart James Chesterton — Ashes of the Republic

Doug and Andy catch up on everything from Derrick and Kenny stories to phishing scams, comedy business ideas, monster cereal, breakfast tacos, liver failure, terrible childhood memories + end with a round of The Dead Game If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code STANHOPE at https://inda.shop/STANHOPE  #indacloudpod

*Originally Uploaded as Doug & Andy Go Down Deep Into Mexico to Patreon and Youtube Members with footage of the guys getting dentistry down in Mexico Doug, Chad Shank and Andy Andrist reminisce about prank calls, petty scams and abandoned hidden-camera ideas before turning the FunHouse into a writers' room for an elaborate new prank. Plus: frivolous lawsuits, Killer Termites, AI, Ridiculousness and why it's always handy to have a fleet of lawyers. For free shipping on your order & 365-day returns go to https://www.Quince.com/stanhope  If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code STANHOPE at https://inda.shop/STANHOPE #indacloudpod 

Doug and Andy return to tackle the most pressing issue facing America today: the Bisbee comedy scene. Local comics attempt a turn at City Council's KillBisbee, Becker's memorial service, marathon running, news fatigue, apocalypse planning, thrift store economics, and deep deep discounts If you're 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @ IndaCloud with code STANHOPE at https://inda.shop/STANHOPE #indacloudpod