Mitch Is Back

The 2026 midterm election results delivered a blue wave, but can Democrats avoid blowing their opportunity? The Dingo Weekly breaks down Chuck Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, Trump’s White House, Stephen Miller, Dana White, government ethics reform, and the Big Beautiful Bill. Plus, Harambe, socialist Sunday school, and the usual political absurdity. F*** You, So What.

The Dingo Weekly makes its 2026 midterm election predictions. Will Democrats flip the Senate? We break down James Talarico vs. Ken Paxton in Texas, Michigan’s Senate race, Susan Collins in Maine, Ohio, Alaska, and the battle for Congress. Election Day is over, so let’s see how our predictions compare to the actual results. Plus, OpenAI’s Sam Altman sparks a rant about AI, Big Tech, computer ownership, and renting RAM. F*** You, So What.

Election chaos takes center stage on The Dingo Weekly! Dingo, Robbbie, and Tad tackle voting machine security, missing mail-in ballots, Vivek Ramaswamy’s controversial campaign ad, Elon Musk’s Starlink controversy, and Trump’s White House plans. Plus, Alaska’s dueling Dan Sullivans, Marco Rubio’s CIA announcement, and the usual political absurdity. Democracy may be out of order, but the show must go on. Go vote! F*** You, So What.

This week’s Dingo Weekly covers a rally face punch for advocating child safety, a wild precognitive dream prediction about a major political figure, a debate over workplace protected classes that goes off the rails fast, pins versus shipping costs, and the usual Mark Twain detour. Plus merch price drops, a torture museum tangent, and Robbbie starting the show exhausted and handing off hosting duties immediately. F*** You, So What.

JD Vance takes an illegal ballot selfie, breaking the law in three states at once. The Dingo Weekly also goes current for the first time ever, breaks down Abdul El-Sayed’s Senate run, and asks why Europe’s food safety rules trace back to universal healthcare. Plus free AI clones of Adobe and PlayStation have Robbbie and Tad debating what actually counts as an emulator, and Robbbie debuts his MySpace/Vine nostalgia project range.bar. We’re doing it live, baby. F*** You, So What.

FCC lets Paramount sell nearly half of itself to Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE, meaning CBS, CNN, HBO, The Daily Show, and John Oliver now answer to foreign governments. Robbbie, Tad, and Dingo break down what that actually means for American news. Plus: Yom Kippur fasting rules, a debate over sinning before sundown, and a surprisingly detailed healthcare and NAFTA policy rant. F*** You, So What.

Mitch McConnell resurfaces after months of silence, wheeled in with a childhood polio excuse and two decades of dodging the press. Plus: composting your own waste for the garden, cassowaries planting entire rainforests with fruit seeds, kids who genuinely don’t remember 9/11, and Trump flying two separate Air Force Ones just for a golf trip. Nobody has a job requirement anymore. F*** You, So What.

Robbbie, Tad and Dingo tackle Google Zero, dead internet theory, and why an AI company thought “T-800” was a good name for a fighting robot. Plus: gutters, a homemade leaf blower hack, and a debate over whether AGI panic is even rational. Somewhere in there, health care is still two weeks away. F*** You, So What.

Trump renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America and Google immediately complied. The Department of Labor posted a fascist slogan. Deregulated meat processing could bring back mad cow disease and prion brain damage. The USDA cancelled Cyclospora research after 17,000 people got sick. Ancient glacier bacteria resistant to all modern antibiotics is melting into rivers. Also, Mitch McConnell was still dead. F*** You, So What.

Trump’s mystery beef imports are from Brazil and Argentina, the same country China rejected for chloramphenicol antibiotic contamination and a USDA recall. The boys cover the Lindsay Clancy murder trial, Mitch McConnell sitting motionless in the Senate for 20 hours, Amazon destroying rare books to train AI, biological computers made from human blood in Singapore, and the Robot Olympics 2026. F*** You, So What.