The Big Suey: The Property-Off

"It don't matter if you're a firefighter, an astronaut, no one wants to hear you tweet about how cool your job is." There's an update on Notre Dame, Zaslow's MVP of the Day, Jer-Emmy, and the Polls, but first, JuJu explains why he has another Top 5. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Kel'el, nooooooooooooo." Amin has a theory on why the media hates the Oklahoma City Thunder, and while you listen to it, lock in with a ZYN and go on the search for his two off-mic coughs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You guys remember the plot to Superman 3?" Amin accidentally helped the Oklahoma City Thunder invent the "we'll take your shitburger contract for a pick" strategy, which has led to a dominance so great that Dan's convinced it's bad for the sport. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"It was like sticking my arm in a lawnmower." Domonique knows what it is that makes Pablo unlikable, and he's here to lend some advice in his much-less-annoying voice. Also, the Sherrone Moore story at Michigan has unearthed some uncomfortable realities about their program. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Hello, Valerie." Pablo Torre -- a man who is both a starf***** and a name-dropper -- is in yet another feud as he faces fraud accusations from the Shipping Container, but he also used his journalistic credentials to hear a sound that has never been heard before. Also, Bevacqua? Today's episode: Dan, Pablo, Roy, Amin, Jeremy, Mike, Tony, and Zaslow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedy is lucky to have Larry Wilmore... From his beloved Los Angeles, the Emmy Award—winning producer, writer, actor, and comedian explains to Dan how it all began with him writing for the iconic "In Living Color", taking the "high road" after getting fired as executive producer from "The Bernie Mac Show", and how "The Daily Show" led to the dream of hosting the White House Correspondents' Dinner for President Barack Obama (not to mention his own groundbreaking late-night show, "The Nightly Show"). Larry also reveals some news about his long-running podcast, "Black On The Air", and then has some other tricks up his sleeve... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We do this all the time." It's time to update the polls, but first, a complaint about the NBA Cup schedule. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"When you're so effective at not giving us the tears, we're gonna search for it where we can." "Where's Jess?" you ask. "Where's Jessica's tears?" you question. Well, she's here, and she's not hiding from anything... except for seemingly everyone because of her Mabel-from-Only-Murders-In-The-Building costume. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"DID I MISS IT?" Nick Wright and Pablo have a legitimately uneasy tension inside "Pablo's studio." Their argument over who's an actual journalist is so awkward that the Shipping Container does what it can to derail the segment, but Dan, as he is wont to do, powers through regardless of their advice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Tyler Baron has a knee." It's time for a play-by-play breakdown of how a man who swallowed a Faberge egg had it travel through his system. Also, I know what the "external locus of control" is, but Zas doesn't, so can you tell him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices