Hour 2: It's Today? (feat. Tig Notaro)

"I stayed an extra day in Miami for this?" JuJu Gotti, the courtside shorty himself, is ready to help Dan bring some energy for tonight's UM game, but he also has multiple show-inspired Top 5 lists: Top 5 Rewatchable Dramas and the Top 5 Things He Should Have Said This Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"How do you clean your asshole?" Dan wanted a "bigger and better" breakdown of Ole Miss vs. Miami, so we went and got a guest from Mississippi. Tig Notaro is here to weigh in on Zaslow's airplane conundrum and her total disregard for caring about pop culture. Plus, a breakdown of the Trae Young trade and a new song imploring Stephen Ross to hire John Harbaugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Oops, there goes another rubber tree plant." Roy and Jeremy have made competing Fake Pregame Show introductions, but Dan wants it BIGGER! Also, while Zas is ready to complain about his flight to the Peach Bowl, we receive breaking news he's been waiting for over the last 50 days: Mike McDaniel is OUT as Dolphins coach. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I don't know the question I am about to ask." The show gets so stuck in the mud that Dan REQUESTS the Magic Crate of Content. And once we've emerged from the muck, we break down the three-pronged genius of Mario Cristobal and the nation rooting against Miami. They hate us 'cause they ain't us. Right, Pipo? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"So, we're not gonna talk about the Edward Cabrera trade?" It's finally here: the biggest game in 20 years. Mike Ryan joins us from Arizona for the Fiesta Bowl, and while we want to spend the next 24 hours live, doing nothing but celebrating sports, there are some more important things happening in this country that can't be ignored. Today's cast: Dan, Amin, Chris, Jeremy, and Roy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Anybody who sees trauma in life or has experienced it... those things stay with you. And I think that they make us the present version of who we are on whatever journey we're on." One year ago in Los Angeles, Jacob Soboroff watched his childhood home turn to ash amongst the thousands of others in one of the most destructive wildfires in history. But, before he was on the front lines covering the devastation of the Palisades and Eaton fires that killed 31 people and destroyed more than 13,000 homes and properties, he was a young student with absolutely no interest in journalism. Jacob talks to Dan about his journey, from theater student to political staffer to journalist. He shares his experiences finding connection, humanity, and hope in the most hopeless of times - in the aftermath of natural disasters, the horror of watching family separation during the first Trump administration... and his concerns about the administration's current anti-immigration efforts seen in ICE raids terrorizing communities across the country. Jacob's book, "Firestorm: The Great Los Angeles Fires and America’s New Age of Disaster", is available now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Baldinger?" Greg adds a 4th amendment to his Big Three, now a Big Four, that does not include the 4th amendment but does include three amendments: the 1st, 2nd, and 5th, but notably not the 13th or 19th. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Let's watch a guy get kicked in the nuts." A drunk Jessica Smetana is here to celebrate her never-losing, always-winning Pittsburgh Steelers and a championship football game that, somehow, no one else on the show watched. Also, Zaslow won't fall for LeBron's tricks, and Greg and Jeremy make equally old references. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"You have dancing swords when you need a qk." The red-headed stepchild of NFL analysts is here to do Troy Aikman's job for our show and for far less money: it's time to fix the Miami Dolphins. Also, nocturnal meandering, cults, and colts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He looks like the woman your lesbian aunt has been bringing to Thanksgiving for the last 30 years." Greg uses a 15-letter word for 'big,' Zaslow shows zero faith in Stephen Ross, and Dan makes an odd request for a guest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices