Deshaun Watson Named Starting QB for the Cleveland Browns | Hour 1

"The song that also Pitbull did in Aquaman." Zaslow refuses to let Mike Ryan get him excited for the new Weezer album and claims that the song 'Africa' by Toto sucks. JuJu tells us about the worst hair in sports history, and Chris describes what his hair looks like when wet. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"That's the picture of Cabo Verde fans y'all got?!" Tony is a thrill seeker and has the latest story from his adventures, this time with no nestling. Amin is here with his weekend observations, including his takeaways after he finally saw 'The Odyssey', his story of stepping in shit at an airport, and his explanation of why Enes Kanter is a bum in every sense of the word. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I give out five stars a little bit willy-nilly." We keep reacting to the news that the Cleveland Browns named Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback. Zas is upset about a clip from the most recent episode of Rich Paul and Max Kellerman's podcast, which leads us to monitor the Nikola Jokic situation. We are also monitoring the Luka Doncic, Anthony Edwards, and Steph Curry situations. Plus, Zaslow is fired up about Green Lantern, Masters of the Universe is the most-streamed piece of content in history, and we fix field goal kicking in the National Football League. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We were brought here as strangers, but this star will make us brothers." Following one of the most stunning press conferences in NFL history, the gang discusses how the Cleveland Browns could name Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback, and in typical Browns fashion, we interrupt the conversation with the breaking news that the Cleveland Browns have named Deshaun Watson their starting quarterback. Speaking of weird things, Dae'Quan Wright is going to be an LSU Tiger if he clears waivers after being cut by the Cleveland Browns. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I'd prefer Kadyn Proctor not to suck. Copyright." ZASLOW WENT TO THE SHOW! Who the hell is arriving somewhere at 11:00 pm? The Miami Heat have signed Klay Thompson and our guys break down what it means for Miami, and Zas tells us why he thinks the Heat are going to be really good this year. The Miami Dolphins looked terrible over the weekend while Reuben Bain looked really good, so we once again get mad that the Dolphins passed on him. Will we talk about it every day for the rest of his career? Does Inter Miami suck? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Heed the Call's Dan Hanzus brings the view from New York! He explains why the Jets' Outlook at MetLife isn't as grim as advertised, truth-squads the biggest training camp storylines, and helps us figure out which sports teams fictional New Yorkers like Peter Parker would actually support. Stick around to the end when Tony Calatayud stops by to drop the spiciest take of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"I lost touch with everything." Jeremy had a no-good, very-bad day. Fernando Mendoza might be the kindest QB ever. And it's time for a Mister Lister showdown: NFL teams projected with double-digit win totals, Jets QBs to win a playoff game, and John Travolta movies after 1990. Amin also shares details of his drunk spelling bee and yet another NBA sale. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"We're here at the MTV beach house and big bad voodoo daddy." Is Jeremy Tache the modern-day Tabitha Soren? Was Mike Ryan born to introduce 98 Degrees videos? Plus, the Top 5 Opening Movie Scenes of All Time and what Malik Willis will have to do for Dolphins fans to be okay with the team NOT drafting a QB next year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"48 of those fricken' things." Zaslow IS going to the concert tomorrow as a special guest, Jeremy learns a new Yiddish word, Amin explains the embarrassment of the first time he met Michael Schur, the crew takes out Fantasy Football punishments, Dave questions a city's color scheme, Roy dishes Miami Vice facts, and Chris describes disco balls. Today's cast: Zaslow, Your ol' pal Dave Dameshek, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ben McKenzie is an actor, an author, and now a documentarian as Ben explores the dark world of cryptocurrency in Everyone Is Lying To You For Money. Ben joins Billy Corben to talk about what he found. Billy as assaulted in a public commission meeting that involved Miguel Gabela. Frank Alverado of the Florida Bulldog and The Miamian comes on to talk to Billy about what sparked the bruhaha. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices