EP253 - Funnyman

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.This week Matt made us watch a total piece of crap. I for one am still at a loss. Is this supposed to be so bad it's funny? Or is this another situation like The Room, where someone was so incompetent at making one thing, they accidently made another? I'd ask you to decide for yourself, but that would mean you had to watch the movie, which I suggest you don't.But since i know you will, masochist, I just have a couple questions. Did we need the mall lady to be involved at all? What was up with ever scene being a phone call, until they figured out their psychic power, which was being able to remotely communicate? A skill mind you that could have been replaces with a phone call, and did a nuke go off at the school?Tune in and hear all about it. Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ and MattAlso, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and TimbosBoy do we have a treat for you this winter. How about a movie that feels like someone describing leprechaun during a bad LSD trip? Well, that's about what you get with Funnyman. Who, is not funny in the least? We got scoob and the gang, velma bending over of course, and a soundtrack that still blows my mind.Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ and MattAlso, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.This week, you thought white fire was bad? We got wood fire! Just, you'll see. As we discuss the 1994 movie The Fear. The worlds most traumatized wannabe therapist brings a group of people who fucking hate each other to his santa uncles cabin where they tell a wooden dude named Morty their worst fears.Yeah, that's like, where it starts, and it gets worse.Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ and MattAlso, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Mattiacs.This week we are joined by a first time guest, Dash, as we discuss the 2014 SLASHER It Follows.A supernatural STD, or a meditation on the nature of life and death, an exchange of your youth and innocence for freedom, adult things, and the inevitable death that awaits us all..Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ and MattAlso, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

The Bloodybits Horror Show feed has been (temporarily) hijacked by resident Cousin Oliver (aka co-host Matt Anderson) for a special Halloween treat - a full episode of Matt's new podcast DOES THIS COME IN CHROMIUM?On this episode Matt and special guest co-host Frank Pittarese rip open the polybag and discuss 1995's JASON VS. LEATHERFACE #1 (published by Topps Comics).If you've ever wanted to see greedy land developers in Crystal Lake, Jason riding the rails like a hobo, Leatherface sleeping under a poster of Conan the Barbarian, and the shocking cliffhanger of a name written with chili, then boy oh boy, this is the comic for you!But is it for Frank and Matt?  Listen to find out!Contact the show: [email protected]

Hello all you Ed-Heads, Timbos, And Mattiacs.We're back, a dinosaur story.That's right, the show is back on the road, back in business, and back covering the movies nobody asked for. And this week, talk about nobody asking for it. M Night decided to make his daughters as big a mystery in Hollywood as his twists are in his films, with TrapShitty music, nonsense plot, and what doesn't M Night know? Find out in this all new episode.Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠ and MattAlso, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.This week, Matt brings up a fantastic film. Well, not really, but for the purposes of this podcast, it's the right one. X-Ray, the Cannon films slasher from 1981, built specifically to try and get some of that sweet sweet 80's slasher money. But without all the atmosphere, or logic, or decent kills. Psycho doctors, vague diagnosis, acid sinks, dripping chemical rooms, and a protagonist who knocks something over in every scene. You're gonna love it... to death.. acid sink death. (also, i think the drunk either lives, or it's his charts that got swapped with the protagonists.) Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.socialCheck us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you Ed-Heads, and Timbos.We're back on the hunt, and sans Matt, guess he's gonna leave all the strange for Tim and I, and boy, do we get knee deep in it.Trains, ghost zoning laws, and the usual distractions from the subject at hand, all this and more as we talk Paranormal Home Inspectors once again, and our man Tim has a change of heart? Bad reality television really is a magical thing. Tune in!Check us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you ed-heads, Timbos, and Mattiacs.This week we are covering one of the worst non-zombie zombie movies i've ever seen. The Chilling. What happens when a rag tag group of Grizzly Adams, and Linda Blair run afoul of a corrupt organ harvesting cryogenic lab ponzi scheme? Well, I'm not really sure. I've seen this movie twice in as many weeks now, and I'm still not really sure what happens.Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.socialCheck us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits

Hello all you ed-heads, timbos, mattiacs, and asholez!This week we return to the world of weird as we head up north to Canada for some house inspection, and lukewarm paranormal claims/investigation. We're talking Paranormal Home Inspectors Episode 5.Join us as we take down maybe one of the stupidest paranormal shows we've see. They do nothing, find nothing, slag off a poor woman, and Brian, the real hero, gives them a straight up home inspection.Go listen to Matt on The Might Peculiar, and check out his bluesky at https://bsky.app/profile/mattbegins.bsky.socialCheck us out on Bluesky. me ⁠ @eddietheaxe ⁠ Tim ⁠@ yobogold⁠Check out Asherz, on all her socials . Her Podcast, Wednesdays we talk weird , and buy her book !Also, like, rate, and subscribe. And if you can join our Patreon. Get access to our video episodes, as well as the Bloodbank at ⁠https://www.patreon.com/bloodybits