Avengers: Endgame vs. The Last Sharknado: Borrowed Time

Two movies about a mad man seeking to preserve the meltable playground that he has built for himself, killing a bevy of youngsters along the way — it's Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory vs. House Of Wax (2005). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two fairytales about mother figures and their misplaced anger — it's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs vs. Friday the 13th. Pamela Voorhees hive, rise up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kicking off an unhinged October with this pairing from the depths of my brain. Two movies about paying for parents' sins while everyone else tries to tell your story for you — it's Sophie's Choice vs. Scream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two movies about corporations that will kill to keep their profits going, and the fixers on their teams that make their evil deeds possible finally deciding to do the right thing — it's Michael Clayton vs. Resident Evil (2002). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Three people from different walks of life team up to get revenge against those who abuse their power, plus the fantasy versus reality of making them pay — it's Unforgiven vs 9 to 5. Donate to Dolly Parton's Imagination Library here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two movies about heroes embarking on a treacherous journey back to the woman they love — it's The Odyssey vs. Forces of Nature. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two epic conclusions to massive franchises, both dealing in time travel and sacrifice — it's Avengers: Endgame versus The Last Sharknado: It's About Time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today we're getting into two creative, genre-crossing movies about love worth dying for — it's William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet vs. Heart Eyes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two movies about protagonists who are dismissed based on stereotypes and whose longing for respectability does them a disservice — It's The Godfather, Part II vs. Legally Blonde. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Two films that explore the class divide as someone poor infiltrates the world of the rich and we discover the grass isn't always greener — it's Parasite vs. It Takes Two (yes, the Olsen twins one!!!) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices