TS212 - A Tale as Old as Stan

When someone leaves your life, those exits are not made equal. Some are beautiful and poetic and satisfying. Others are abrupt and unfair. But most are just unremarkable, unintentional, clumsy.I knew this day was coming, but I still never expected it.  Thank you all for your love and support over these past 38 episodes.  Stay Safe.  We Love You.-Trever, Matt, Joe

 Away

 And they're coming for your livestock.  In herds.  Droves.  Trains.  And Planes.  They want your prime beef steak and they will tickle anyone in their path to get to it.  Do not resist.  Simply Persist.  Keep Calm and Run away from the Spiders.  They will not eat you unless you get really annoying.  Placate yourself with this broadcast from our remote mountain radio station.

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 What have I become, my podcast friends?  Every joke I make goes away in the end.-Randy Cunningham, 9th Grade Ninja

Somebody once told me something.  But I forget what it was.  I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.Fin.

I don't know what it means either.

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