S12E05 - The God That Never Was

Borbo beats a fridge to death with his bear hands. [Content Warning: Gross Vampires, Angry Moms, Drunk Dads] Want more Spout Lore in your Life? Check out our spinoff show 👶🏼Mall Brats 👶🏼: https://linktr.ee/spoutlorestudios Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent

🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In one of the coolest battles and largest set pieces we've ever encountered, we still manage to talk about a guy getting covered in human shit at least 6 times in this episode. [Content Warning: Equine Racism, Alakee's Roommate, Colm fucking Blackhammer] Want more Spout Lore in your Life? Check out our spinoff show 👶🏼Mall Brats 👶🏼: https://linktr.ee/spoutlorestudios Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shawn finally capitulates to fan pressure and re-introduces a much beloved NPC. [Content Warning: Reunion Anxiety, Clingy Sweaters, Nude Stepdads] Want more Spout Lore in your Life? Check out our spinoff show 👶🏼Mall Brats 👶🏼: https://linktr.ee/spoutlorestudios Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The gang finally takes the time for some much needed R and R, and we finally get a glimpse at the war that is now raging in the heart of the principalities. [Content Warning: Blackspire, Cloud piercer, Gale] Want more Spout Lore in your Life? Check out our spinoff show 👶🏼Mall Brats 👶🏼: https://linktr.ee/spoutlorestudios Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The gang traverse the dream realm and Tuk finally faces the figure waiting for him beneath the burning tree. [Content Warning: Moms, Metaphors, Memories] Want more Spout Lore in your Life? Check out our spinoff show 👶🏼Mall Brats 👶🏼: https://linktr.ee/spoutlorestudios Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Cold Cut Trio and the Cool Treat Kids do yo-mamma jokes for like 5 minutes straight. [Content Warning: So Hungry, So Old, So Young] Want more Spout Lore in your Life? Check out our spinoff show 👶🏼Mall Brats 👶🏼: https://linktr.ee/spoutlorestudios Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Having found a safe haven the gang attends a symposium then Tuk "accidentally" drinks a bunch of horse tranquilizer. [Content Warning: Three Layers of Faerie Protection, Hypothetical Lobotomies, Failed Inception References] Want more Spout Lore in your Life? Check out our spinoff show 👶🏼Mall Brats 👶🏼: https://linktr.ee/spoutlorestudios Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

🎅🏾🎄❄️ Merry Charles Eve and Happy Sundip to all Spout Lorians!! 🎁🤶🏽🌲 Would you like some custom Spout Lore RPG merch? YES?? Well then the Yuletide gods are smiling on you! For we have a gorgeous Dice Advent Calendar for sale here!! https://bit.ly/spoutlore-fbn-advent --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Check out the first episode of our brand new show featuring the Cool Treat Kids in the Highspear Mall! Join Fenton, Clover and Franklin as they attempt to steal a cache of Smartie Root. [Content Warning: Amusement Parks, Love Triangles, Corn Dogs] Want more Spout Lore in your Life? Check out our spinoff show 👶🏼Mall Brats 👶🏼: https://linktr.ee/spoutlorestudios Get some ✨Bonus Content ✨: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Join the 🥰 Discord Community 🥰: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

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