DECLASSIFIED DUMBNESS - EP 491

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss the THAAD missile defense system. They cost a lot, they take a long time to make, and we are burning through them like crazy. Also on the show, Oracle talks about the Titanfall 2 VR Port and Teddy gets screwed on a controller.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about weird shit in the sky, a shadow breakaway civilization, and apparently the CIA is searching DNA sites for alien-human hybrids. Also on the show, all pilots are Furries and the new Ocarina of Time remake is looking great.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss weird classified projects. Also on the show, Shaggy Dog Sheeran and getting trapped on I-90 in Chicago and filling up your adult diaper.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Music & Murder. There are some messed up album covers out there! Also in the show, Ashtray flings his fat dad body off a janky tree stand and rope swing and Teddy rants about Covid. Here we go again!   Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Asia's Titanic, the MV Doña Paz Disaster. A lot of shit went wrong that night. Also in the show, Ashtray shares a story that only the king of hipsters could share, and Oracle warns of pink slime journalism coming to a mailbox near you.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.    theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Bicycles. Where the hell did they even come from? It is an interesting story, and the fact that early iterations were called 'Boneshakers' says a lot. Also on the show, four middle-aged men shake their fist and yell at technology, and Trump uses his cabinet as bait on Air Force One while he slips away with his golf caddy in an airline food delivery vehicle.    Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Propaganda. We fire off a few Finger guns and as usual, we pierce the veil of modern media with our award winning banter and not gay at all attitude. Also on the show, we talk classic literature and price gouging in the rental car market.  Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts.  theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we discuss Incest. At home DNA tests are outting a bunch of incestuous shenanigans. That's a tough one to come back from....     Download the Red Eye Report wherever you get your podcasts. theredeyereport.com

In this episode of the Red Eye Report, we talk about teeny weenie things. Some this artwork is absolutely insane and needs powerful microscopes to even see it! And then there's the Brits and Queen Mary's Dolls' House. Apparently, they had too much time on their hands in 1921.    theredeyereport.com facebook.com/redeyereport

Is the magic of E3 gone forever, or has gaming just evolved past the need for it? 🎮 In this episode of RER, we’re taking a massive nostalgia trip back to the Electronic Entertainment Expo. From the mind-blowing console reveals and legendary stage blunders to the hype that used to define our summers, we’re breaking down the rise, the peak, and the ultimate fall of the biggest event in gaming history. We also discuss what the current landscape looks like with digital showcases and Summer Games Fest taking the reins. theredeyereport.com