Does Trump Press The Button Now?

One is a convicted rapist, the other accused of preying on girls as young as 15. Long before they became shunned by their celebrity friends, Labour welcomed Russell Brand and David Walliams with open arms either at the infamous kitchen summit with Ed Miliband or enrolling Walliams as a card carrying member. Now the party is distancing itself from both at 100 mph and blaming the media bosses for not spotting the behaviour sooner. Perhaps lawmakers should also look in their own political backyard at Westminster which hasn't exactly been devoid of its fair share of sex scandals.

Will be all be around this Christmas to spend hundreds in John Lewis redecorating our homes to keep 'brat' grandchildren happy? We ask because The Donald will now be like a bear with a very sore head after the humiliating collapse of the Republican vote in the US Midterm elections. Does he lash out to end Iran once and for all with intensive military strikes to secure his legacy in foreign acts if not domestic? In short is the world a safer place after Trump's bloody nose? And, what on earth were John Lewis thinking with their annual Xmas advert, did they completely fail to gauge the national mood? If only all grandparents could keep a party room aside for the children, meanwhile, what were the parents doing letting their little ones run amok? Andrew is the Grinch on this and proud of it!

Even Labour diehard Kevin Maguire had to admit that Chancellor John Healey's long awaited Budget was a let down, Kemi Badenoch summed it up 'Was That It?'. A list of almost a hundred new measures but all not much more than pennies for the average family each week instead of the hundreds of pounds needed with fuel bills and cost of living pressures. It was Burnham's chance to lay down his marker but according to Andrew -he blew it. Also in this episode, the tawdry tale of Thomas Markle dogs the royal family with more distressing headlines and arise knight in shining armour Harry Kane, when will he be knighted?

King Charles faces calls to not just apologise but to stump up possibly trillions to former British colonies like Guyana who accuse the Royal Family and British governments of profiting from decades of slavery. Charles begins a controversial tour of Guyana and Caribbean commonwealth nations next week but will refuse to apologise for the UK's role in the slave trade and the individual wealth generated for the Royals two hundred years ago. Not surprisingly, Republican Kevin Maguire thinks it's our duty to make amends with financial support whilst Andrew Pierce takes the less than diplomatic view that the Caribbean protestors should take a running jump!

Says it all really, with some very crazy decisions in the past few days is the stress getting to the United States President?Andrew and Kevin go in search of Donald Trump's functions and discuss whether he really has jumped the shark with decisions that have betrayed his allies, threatened prime time firing squads and mocked the Yorkshire tiger death. How he finds time to run a nation and be so bizarre at the same time is a marvel!

Tory leader Kemi Badenoch used her conference speech to put clear blue water between her party and Reform with a vow never to do a deal with Nigel Farage. And just to be clear for any troublemakers out to cause mischief, Mrs Badenoch says she is Black, English and British and proud of all three. Kevin says it's sad that she felt she had to even include this in her speech but it was a powerful personal moment.Andrew is confident this will give the Tories a boost in the polls especially policies to remove inheritance tax on family homes, Kevin not surprisingly calls it yet another headline thrown out by a bar room bore!

Andy Burnham did well with his conference speech, even his enemies have to admit he held the room but can he persuade the country with the bold 'new' ideas, in particular targeting OAP's ,once again?The Burnham Bounce appears to be holding with Labour now putting clear water between them and Reform and the Tories. If the Prime Minister can settle the arguments on how to pay for his ambitious care plans will an early General Election be on the cards to implement his ideas even sooner?

Diana, Princess of Wales's, brother Charles looks a right Charlie now with an attack on Piers Morgan in his new Royal expose book that's turned out to be major Fake News. Charlie Spencer has slagged off Charles the King with deeply disturbing accusations about the King's reaction to Diana's death, however, can we believe anything in this book is true after Spencer had to apologise to Piers Morgan for failing to fact check slurs on him which turned about to be false.? Andrew and Kevin know the players involved, their take on yet another Royal fall out is well worth the half hour.

Their children lasted just two days in their new UK school before Harry and Meghan decided sitting in traffic, like the rest of us private citizens, which they are, was too dangerous. It was a school run deemed a terror threat for the convoy the couple need to make the school run. Again it's another PR mistake, perhaps they could take a lesson from the villagers of Piddington, likley not far from Harry's secret Cotswold base, who declared independence from the UK over plans to house more than a thousands migrants on an old military site on their doorstep.Andrew and Kevin provide another half hour of topical debate which includes millionaires telling pensioners their weekly government handouts should be cut back whilst Kemi Badenoch has inheritance tax in her vote winning manual.

The King has told his courtiers Harry may be back but he's not part of the Firm. In a stark letter Charles makes it clear his son and Meghan can not use royal titles for visits, they are, like the rest of us, private citizens.Andrew and Kevin decipher what's behind this shot across the bows from the monarch to the prodigal son. Also in this packed episode, the balaclava henchmen on the march against small boat arrivals, Reform's money woes get worse with police stepping in and we try to solve the problem of the middle