22: CRABAPPLE

Episode art inspired by original game art by ⁠Evangeline Gallagher⁠. Another diversion, if you'd be so amenable to that. This is a playthrough of the upcoming self-described sad vampire game ⁠To Feel Your Warmth⁠, a TTRPG by ⁠Elliot Davis⁠: A conversation about love in the hours before sunrise. A tragic storytelling card game about two people in love, one of whom has been cursed with vampirism. This bonus episode is a run of the game featuring our own Rob Deobald (Lennox) and Alex Nursall (Bea). We're going to some dark places with this one, so strap in. To back the game (and for Woodbine fans, Alex and J will also be writing on the game), please go to ⁠sadvampiregame.com⁠, and if you'd like to see more of Elliot's work, please go to ⁠moreblueberries.com⁠. CW: suicide (discussed), death, emotional abuse This episode featured performances by Rob Deobald and Alex Nursall Engineering and sound design on this episode by Alex Nursall Theme and music by Phil Wright Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (this episode's art inspired by original game art by ⁠Evangeline Gallagher⁠) Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find Elliot at ⁠@moreblueberries⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tensions build and build and build, taut lines spanning invisibly between everyone. Do you listen to those who might know better than you? Do you think that they do? Or do you move ahead without consultation? And where do you go when you do not know what lies ahead? Bea steps into memory and back out again. The veils thin, separated only by touch, by skin, by the sheer force of will... CW: N/A Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys J Strautman as Hollis Rob Deobald as Lennox Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Michael Hogan as Silas Vanya Drakul as Bob Tom Eymundson as Orlok Amy Bowman as the Witch and Zeke Amos as Balthazar Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkd Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Episode art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher. A slight diversion for you all, if you would be amenable to that. This is a playthrough of the upcoming self-described sad vampire game To Feel Your Warmth, a TTRPG by Elliot Davis: A conversation about love in the hours before sunrise. A tragic storytelling card game about two people in love, one of whom has been cursed with vampirism. This bonus episode is a run of the game featuring our own J Strautman (Hollis) and Kat Letwin (Wilhelmina). It is beautifully intense and, if you are in the mood for some deeply vampiric feelings, I'd recommend you give it a listen. To back the game (and for Woodbine fans, Alex and J will also be writing on the game), please go to sadvampiregame.com, and if you'd like to see more of Elliot's work, please go to moreblueberries.com. A second bonus episode will be out next week, featuring Alex and Rob. CW: emotional abuse, coercion This episode featured performances by J Strautman and Kat Letwin Engineering and sound design on this episode by Alex Nursall Theme and music by Phil Wright Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (this episode's art inspired by original game art by Evangeline Gallagher) Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find Elliot at @moreblueberries Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the dream, the waters are clear and warm and the air is sweet. The sun is shining. But... that can't be right. That's not how this works. And in dreams, Grace and Bea must both face changes they never wanted, choices they didn't make. Meanwhile, Hollis is facing the fallout of their choices. Options they took that made things shift and shudder in ways they didn't expect. Or did they? The waters shift and move and the tides roll around them, predictable and yet entirely destructive. CW: violence Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys J Strautman as Hollis Rob Deobald as Lennox Adil Lahkani as The Maestro Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Alex Guthrie as the Zookeeper Rach Shelkey as Lucritia and Shaun Oldfield as Lance Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Power is slippery. When you have it - if you have it - it can be wonderful, dangerous, deadly, intoxicating. But without it? Powerlessness is disorienting, brutal, painful, terrifying. What power lies within it, though? Bea is carrying more than she thinks in ways she doesn't expect. If this gets her what she wants, will it all be ok again? Nothing comes without a price. Nothing comes without more questions. Nothing is as simple as it seems. CW: violence, sex (mentioned), imprisonment Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys J Strautman as Hollis Rob Deobald as Lennox Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Taylor Davis as Aurelius Michael Hogan as Silas Alan Nursall as Basil and Mariella Lopez as the staffer Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hours, days, weeks pass. The world moves on and yet you feel stuck, lost. Bea is still trying to figure out how to get to Grace. Lennox is trying to figure out what his life looks like on the outside. Hollis is trying to adapt to a world that is moving too fast. Rhys is just trying to hold things together. And all the while, Grace exists somewhere where no one but Hollis can reach them. What did her deal with the devil get her? CW: violence, imprisonment Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys J Strautman as Hollis Rob Deobald as Lennox Kat Letwin as Wilhelmina Michael Hogan as Silas Shaun Oldfield as Lance and Phil Wright as the Security Guard Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Grace, if you get this, I just want you to know that I'll get you out. I only see you in my dreams now... Season 3: Part 1 of Woodbine arrives October 16th, 2026. Woodbine is an original podcast  Created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at Pirate Sound Artwork by Andy Kelly Distributed by Realm You can find us on Instagram @woodbinepodcast Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Transcripts, links, and more are available at woodbinepod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello hello. I hope this finds you well. This is a quick update from the team at Woodbine that we'll be delivering the next season in a bit of a different way, splitting it into a fall and spring section, with some fun extras in between. Don't worry, you'll be hearing from us soon. We're looking forward to it. Thank you for listening, and we wish you a wonderful evening. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello listeners, it's Alex. If you're looking for Woodbine, don't worry, we'll be back soon with Season 3, but for now, if you're looking for something to listen to, you might want to check out Harvey In Hell, a new show from Christopher Scott McClure, creator of the award-winning fiction podcast The Milkman of St. Gaff's — a supernatural mystery show about childhood, memory, and the things we're willing to believe to survive.  The series follows John Harvey Coots, an FBI profiler who might have chosen the wrong line of work, as he arrives in the desert town of Sunnyside, Nevada, searching for missing children along with confronting the ghosts of his own childhood. As anyone who’s been to Nevada knows, he finds a hellish lake of fire, a Christmas-themed casino, and a town built on secrets. And a few Southern Ontario references for good measure.   Supported by the Canada Council for the Arts, Season 2 premieres this summer. If you want to get a taste for the show, keep listening to the episode included here. As for us, we'll be back in the fall with more Woodbine, so keep your ears out. We'll see you soon.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This goes out to all the lovers, yearners, and endlessly longing people out there, because what's more romantic than pining from afar? A lot of things, but that's cold comfort when you are trapped and unable to feel the warmth of another... CW: drug use Featuring the voices of: Emily Kellogg as Grace Alex Nursall as Bea Ian Boddy as Rhys Rob Deobald as Lennox and J Strautman as Hollis Woodbine is an original podcast created, written, and produced by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg Showrunning and direction by Alex Nursall  Production and promotion by Emily Kellogg Engineering and sound design by Ian Boddy Theme by Phil Wright Music by Phil Wright and Ian Boddy Recorded at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Pirate Sound⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Artwork by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Andy Kelly⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Distributed by ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Realm⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ You can find us on Instagram ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@woodbinepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Support us on Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/parkdalehaunt Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices