If I Was a Sculptor

Listen to Nina and Kim attempt to count up to the number four and fail repeatedly. Also, a chilling tale of frogicide...

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Nina Au.D. and Kim try to improve bird-human relations. Nina realizes that her current apartment is a portal to Hell, and resolves to cool her next apartment with air conditioning powered by an orphan-child workforce. Also, some visionary ideas on how to combat global warming that the oil companies don't care if you hear about!!

Nina carries a torch for the massage chair that got away and yearns to be turned into a pterodactyl. Kim sets things on fire and rambles on about another Darwinian interpretation of modern history.

Nina Au.D. and Kim wonder how birds keep their little feet warm while standing in cold water. Also, in Days of Future Past fashion, Nina may have inadvertently released a legion of Nina clones into the past from the future with an Ouija board. Tune in to find out more!

Nina and Kim slowly, agonizingly learn how to speak into a microphone. Also, something about skiing and office bathroom etiquette.