Trying to Function amid Evil Chaos

Hey Everyone! It’s another walk and talk episode with A LOT of foul language because how the fuck else am I supposed to talk about anything going right now?!?Please let me know if you have any tips to help stay sane while staying informed. I hope you’re safe and able to find (and enjoy) pockets of happiness and hope throughout your day.Talk soon x Wendi

Hello to all you Beautiful Babes!! Got some show updates along with a rant about the frustrations that have come along with giving up my personal identity to take care of literally everyone in my life besides myself and the baby steps I have been taking to get myself back. Also, a reminder that being your most authentic self is almost always the path to happiness and freedom, even when we are not physically free to do want we want, when we want, with who we want and exactly we want to do things.Thanks for being here!!Talk soon xoxoWendi **This was recorded during my morning walk (the only window of time I have to be alone and speak freely) so apologies for the extra noise and heavy breathing.

What’s up Sluts?! And all those who identify as some sort of degenerate either now or in a past life. Got a FB group going for us to chat and plan playdates, with or without our kiddos.Links to everything at: momwhosaysfuck.comTalk soon!!xoxoWendi

Hiiii! I’m back to talk about life with an old dog who has sundowner’s syndrome (medical term for coke head sleep schedule), how I’ve been successfully handling my toddlers MASSIVE tantrums and whether or not waking up early lives up to the hype. Thanks for being here!!Hope things are good with you💗**This was recorded outdoors at the end of my early morning walk. If you pretend we’re talking on the phone, all the background noise, heavy breathing and generally unprofessional sounding audio should be less annoying.

Hi!! Recorded this on my phone in a hotel in NYC!! Highly recommend going somewhere alone to relieve stress. Also highly recommend treating your toddler (and older kids and literally anything else that’s an obstacle blocking your path or bumming you out) the same way a confident comedian treats a heckler. I just started doing this and it’s making my life, and all the bumps along the way, much more enjoyable. Thanks for being here! Talk soon! xo Wendi

Hey Everyone! I’m back after taking a break to try and keep my sanity in check and I’m happy to report that I only lose my train of thought 2 or 3 times. Yay for me! This episode, I share a story about my daughter’s newest, most terrifying stage of development as she fully steps into her “I NOT NEED HELP” era, then I fully embrace my Hacky 90’s Sitcom Mom alter ego and complain about packing lunches. Not the most gripping podcast experience, but hopefully it helps you less alone as you move through your day. Thanks for being here! You’re doing great xo

Hi! Recorded this while hopped up on lip plumper and low-grade mania, so get be prepared for pressured speech and a quick, unhinged tangent about my history of drug use. Oopsie! I am somehow able to course correct and go over my "Smart Choices" list of toddler friendly curse word alternatives PLUS I tell a crazy story about getting the best compliment of my life from Bestey *Super* Johnson! Hope things are good with you! Thanks for being here :)

Hiiii! It's been a few weeks, but I'm back and as spaced out as ever. This week, I talk about how an accidental finger bite (with no harm or damage done) threw me into a crazy downward spiral and finally admit that I have a problem with foul language so severe that I am using the Ms Rachel method to help put my potty mouth to rest. Hope everything is good with you! Talk soon xx Wendi

Hi! trying to keep the ball rolling on this show and finding it very difficult to gain any momentum on any activity that is not directly related to Momming, wifeing (wifing??) or housekeeping. Jumping on a plane now, will be back next week. Thanks for being here :) Talk soon xx

Gotta get the baby up- will fill in ep description later <3