Orifice Selection: A Guide for Men

Hell hath no fury like a woman underf**ked. When you have an underf**ked woman on your hands, you’ll know it. Because she’ll MAKE you know it. It will be loud and clear. Her underf**ked behavior is a cry for help. A cry, which distinctly says “F**K ME.”Men THIS is your job. THIS is your raison d’être. So… how do you f**k her? Do her moods merit different techniques? Indeed they do. I’ve got you. In this episode: Signs your woman is underf**ked Which orifice and when? Sex is medicine. Oral is medicine. Anal is medicine. Throat-gasms for the win What to do when your woman nags and belittles you Ideal frequency of sex Ideal duration of sex What to f**k IN and what to f**k OUT of each otherJunk food vs. gourmet sex The Coming Together Salon for Couples is coming soon! In this 10-week online salon you’ll learn:How to harness the healing and creative power of your sexual energySexual reflexology maps of the genitalsMy sexual position prescription guideThe full orgasmapedia—all of the life-changing vaginal orgasms for womenSuperstar stamina techniques for men to last for hours and how to orgasm without ejaculation.The salon begins in April. In the meantime, signup for my FREE 7-Day Sex Cleanse and to be notified when the salon opens for registration.https://kimanami.com/lovers

Being a well-f**ked couple isn’t all fun and games, you know. There are some serious issues that come to pass, and I’m here to help you through them.In this episode: The 5 biggest well-f**ked couple problemsNavigating life and hotel rooms with a prolific squirter Which private island to have your sex weeks at What to do when people keep throwing cash at you Dumping your underf**ked friends: it’s okay. You’ll find new, well-f**ked ones in Anami Land Setting and keeping the bar high: your moral and ethical responsibility to guide the underf**ked out of their morass and stupor of underf**ked blindness and into the light We can get through this. Together.  ***Signup for the free 7-Day Sex CleanseA weeklong sex date. Anami-Style. Each day, you'll receive homeplay to deepen into each other emotionally and sexually.Side effects of this 7-Day Sex Cleanse may include: Ejaculate-soaked bed sheetsBroken bed framesBeing fully energized by each other's life force energyClearing of relationship blocksStronger staminaIncreasing trust, intimacy and opennessSky-rocketing libidosSignup here.https://kimanami.com/lovers

Someone alerted the “All women need HRT!” community that I put up an apparently oh-so controversial post: That I don’t take HRT. They came RUNNING. A gang of underf**ked orcs, rabid, foaming at the mouth, grunting and panting, clambering over the hills and mountains to arrive at my page and tell me HOW DANGEROUS IT WAS THAT I WASN’T TAKING HRT AND I WAS SO LUCKY THAT I DIDN’T HAVE SYMPTOMS AND JUST WAIT UNTIL MY VAGINA FALLS OFF. In true Anami-style, I took down each of these underf**ked orcs one-by-one. We even held a “Who wore it better/ who would you rather f**k” poll?” Frumpy HRT doctor or Hot asf no-HRT Kim Anami? In this episode: Whiners get bitch-slapped.Are menopause and perimenopause entirely Nocebo effect? The New Yorker columnist who “racismed” me Is simply “being a woman” a lifelong pathology that requires medicating from puberty until death? Is Serena Williams a great tennis player because she’s lucky?A crash course is standing your ground against mindless, NPC, underf**ked orcs A woman who knows how to live in a female body: me Victims vs. victors. Whining vs. winning Being well-f**ked makes you wittier, smarter and hotter. It’s just a fact. It also makes you not get menopause symptoms My original post that started all the controversy:https://www.instagram.com/p/DUQ41LgkQrd/?igsh=MWVmNDBzdzY3MThhdg==My responses to the underf**ked orcs: https://www.instagram.com/p/DUlnn2ejxmU/?igsh=MWl1MjR4ZDJyOXdtNg==https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUqqrIQEfrZ/?igsh=MW00MzJ5c3o3bzR6Zw==Check out my new Psychedelic Menopause Substack: https://psychedelicmenopause.substack.comSignup for my upcoming Psychedelic Menopause Salon waitlist: http://kimanami.com/psychedelic-menopause 

Listening to the wisdom of the body and healing thyself is the ultimate flex. Not your peptide and supplement stack.In an era of every biohacker selling their supplements and peptide stack, every integrative and regular physician flogging their HRT and TRT, I’m not even remotely interested in their offerings.What’s always fascinated me, is the idea that I can source this healing power from within.Taking a pill or a drug?Not a flex, in my world.It’s the opposite—dependency and a cop-out.The sales pitch that you need a medication, supplement or machine in order to feel good, forever and ever—and you can’t ever be without it?This is the ultimate snake oil.I’m inspired by the notion that we have the power to heal ourselves.Everyone can.THIS is the true flex in my world and in Anami Land: Connecting with our own bodies and highest wisdom as the oracle. As allies. Rather than an enemy and something to be subjugated.Today’s episode is a replay of the Insta Live I did last week, with an additional introduction from me. We talk: A body glossary of reproductive issues and their symbolic meaningsExiting the “age of apology” and normalizing greatness. Not me though, muthafukkas, I never apologized. Unless you count this, the greatest non-apology EVAH! Winning, not whining Vaginal electrocution and lube forever OR being hot as fuck and rocking bikinis and surfing big waves at age 55. You choose.Body-positivity vaginas and cocks or superior, cosmically enlightened onesThe slow tiptoe and MLM scheme of outsourcing reproductive power, starting with Pap Smears and “abnormal cells” and ending in C-sections The root cause of ailments like incontinence, IVF, PCOS, difficult periods and menopause Why didn’t her Oura ring stop her from having a C-section? It knows everything, right? Abortion-rabid “feminists” as the most self-oppressed women in society Flute-playing, articulate vaginas that make a man ejaculate or stop him from ejaculating—the ultimate “flex” Shooting ping pong balls is the normal, healthy baseline and minimum skill for all vaginas To receive access to my FREE masterclass: We Are the Elite! We Are Kung Fu Vaginas, click here.  

My vagina does amaaaaaazing things. Sometimes people see me doing phantasmagorical things like: Dead hangs ab exercises, whilst also lifting 11lb. With my vagina Lifting pieces green coconuts, bunches of mangos and Venetian chandeliers. With my vagina. Of course, we want women to realize that the BASELINE is not peeing their pants and vaginas falling onto the floor—yes, vaginal “prolapse” effects 50% of women after childbirth—but that the BASELINE for ALL vaginas, everywhere is to:Shoot ping pong ballsGive hand jobsMake a man orgasm or stop him from orgasming with their flexing power aloneHave ravenous libidosLubricate and ejaculate profusely And be multi-orgasmic If your vagina isn't doing these things, it's under-performing. Beyond the physical, there is also an energetic function to the vagina related to: Femininity Creativity and manifesting abilityHer self-expression in the world How deeply she surrenders to life, her partner and God  In today’s episode, we’re talking to Well-F**ked All Star Dr. Beth. She’s a chiropractor, women’s pelvic health specialist and big proponent of the jade yoni egg.  Through using the jade yoni egg, she: Healed her prolapseCleared the residue of suppressed childhood sexual abuseWent from clitoral orgasms to G-Spot, cervical, nipple, anal and of course birth orgasms and squirting on demand Went from chronic yeast infections to never having them againHas sex almost every day, even with 5 kids and still breastfeeding her youngestHad an orgasmic free birth at home. Look ma! No doctors or midwives!She and her husband use their sex life to attract and manifest things in their lives Vaginal Kung Fu is open for registration NOW and it closes January 30th at midnight PST. In the salon, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. You’ll learn: My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine Yoni massage to de-numb and activate your vagina Quantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadowBreast massage techniques to tone, lift and enlarge the breasts Natural birth control and detoxing off The Pill How to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to be  How to give a vaginal handjob How to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide. Signup now! Vaginal Kung Fu. 

For 50 years, Sonja hadn't enjoyed sex. She didn't get what the big deal was. But she was hopeful there was one. She took Vaginal Kung Fu and within weeks had an avalanche of orgasms: G-Spot, squirting, cervical, anal, nipple and full-body. Making up for lost time. She proves The Anami Guarantee that EVERYONE CAN. At any age and every stage. In this episode:Waking up and de-numbing the vaginaSexually dead after menopause? Bullshit. Just getting started.What if his cock doesn’t reach my cervix? Dick math to the rescue. What is the ideal cock size if women are totally honest? The good stuff is in the vagina. The best stuff is at the cervix.The yoni egg becomes your loverHow to f**k the shit out of her if you are less endowed as a man (it’s not being “good at cunnilingus”)Two-pump chumps make women hate sex1 in 100,000 people are well-f**kedThe life-changing power of cervical orgasmsChoosing which orgasm you need based on your emotions and what needs healingVAGINAL KUNG FU: Doors close January 30th midnight PST.In the salon, you’ll become a maestro of all things vaginal and sexual. You’ll learn:My step-by-step guided vaginal weight lifting routine with the jade yoni egg.Yoni massage to de-numb and activate your vaginaQuantum techniques to clear your blocks and illuminate your sexual shadowBreast massage to tone, lift and enlarge the breastsNatural birth control and detoxing off The PillHow to make menstruation and menopause the energizing and rejuvenating portals they were meant to beHow to give a vaginal handjobHow to use your sexual energy to heal yourself, including my sex position mood guide.

I often say that my vagina created my life. I've learned how to tap into the power of my sexual, pro-creative energy and use that to “birth” my life and projects with. And so can you. In this episode: The fastest way to achieve creative geniusWhat it really means and looks like to “magnetize with feminine energy”Using your vagina and sexual flow to manifest in your life “My vagina is my doctor and business advisor” How to do Anami salons as a solo person. People always ask if they need a partner—you don’t The best psychedelic trip: vaginal orgasms Well-F**ked All Star Ondrea on the road to surrender and living in feminine energyMy legendary Vaginal Kung Fu Salon is now open for registration. In this 10-week online salon, I've compiled the best of my 30 years of sexual and vaginal experience (!) to take you over the edge into a lifetime of bliss. We cover everything talked about in today’s episode, from yoni massage to how to use the jade yoni egg, to activating your feminine energy as the receiver in your life—all of which bring you into your creative genius.You'll learn:How to have a toned, orgasmic and ecstatic vagina;How to channel your sexual energy into creative powerStep-by-step instructions for your vaginal weight lifting practice, thereby putting yourself in the running for the Guinness Record for world’s strongest vagina;My guided routine for giving yourself, or having your partner give you, a healing and activating yoni massage.How to give your man a hand job. With your vagina. An essential life skill for all. To signup, go to Vaginal Kung Fu. http://kimanami.com/vaginal-kung-fu

Look ma! No hormones! These kinds of stories are my favorite. The ones that showcase the direct impact that being well-fucked, awakening your vagina and activating your sexual energy has on your life.Milena had PCOS and was experiencing “peri-menopause” symptoms in her 30s.She was, of course, bombarded with the allopathic narrative of “There is no cure for you. All you can do is learn to manage your symptoms with drugs. Forever.”No thanks. I’ll pass on the snake oil.She found my work, and dared to believe that she could heal herself.Or more accurately, that her vagina could heal her.And it did.In this episode:Do shamans have HRT in the jungle?Hot flashes, irritability and sleep disturbances—gone!No more hormones or even herbs—nothing but good fuckingPCOS remedied through using the jade eggFinding your inner sex monster underneath “I’m just one of those people with a low libido. I’m just not that sexual…”Evaporating a UTI instantly with VKF toolsThe life-changing power of vaginal orgasms: G-Spot, squirting and cervicalHow a control freak surrendersSquirting across the bed as #goals. Oh, and squirting is not pee! Just ask anyone who has ever squirted.Lubrication went from Sahara Desert to major waterfalls“We have more sex when we need more money. It always comes.”Time flies during a 3-hour sex dateBreasts increasing more than a cup sizeWeight loss from trauma shedding—literally losing pounds of belly fat overnightOur kids tell us: “You look like two horny teenagers!”My legendary Vaginal Kung Fu Salon opens for registration on January 14th.In this 10-week online salon, I've compiled the best of my 30 years of sexual and vaginal experience (!) to take you over the edge into a lifetime of bliss. We cover everything talked about in this episode, from yoni massage to how to use the jade yoni egg, to activating your feminine energy as the receiver in your life—all of which bring you into your creative genius.You'll learn:How to have a toned, orgasmic and ecstatic vaginaHow to channel your sexual energy into creative powerStep-by-step instructions for your vaginal weight lifting practiceMy guided routine for giving yourself, or having your partner give you, a healing and activating yoni massage.How to give your man a hand job. With your vagina.Go to Vaginal Kung Fu to get on the waitlist and be notified of when we open the doors. In the meantime, you’ll receive my free masterclass: Manifest Men, Money and Miracles with Your Vagina. 

We need love too! It’s really hard being in this category. Seriously, it is. A lot of hard work. Like, every day. Hours spent surfing, swimming, going to the gym, running, fucking, doing inner emotional processing, clearing blocks and having orgasms. Being a visible minority like this is tough, but there are a lot of benefits. I'l tell you all about it in the episode: Being fit and well-f**ked as the ultimate status symbols  Where did all the “fat acceptance” people go? My primary love languages—that no one ever talks about Are toned arms a sign of privilege?? 🤡Flab on the body = flab on the mind The formula to being well-fuckedLube and the downfall of America Former alcoholics and drug addicts make the best fitness rock stars The spiritual cost of shortcuts and Band-Aids Join the legendary league of the well-fucked The elite club of well-fucked people trains here: https://kimanami.com/sexual-savant-salons/

Study bros, hormone hoes and biohacking bitches vs. my orgasms.“OH LOOK A NEW STUDY CAME OUT AND NOW HRT IS REALLY ACTUALLY SAFE!” “Look at my peptide stack!” “I need all these machines and tests to tell me what’s happening in my own body” “I give my blood away in an ancient ritual every month to a stranger to be DNA and data-farmed and I call it empowerment!” Not even remotely interested. I f**k and heal myself instead. In this episode: Is “biohacking” just…taking drugs? Are all the “study bros” alpha males or just beta bitches? Hire a whore/commission a “study” Pledging allegiance to the gods of “science” Hey there’s a new study vindicating HRT. Are you excited?!?Internal reliance vs. external outsourcingIs taking drugs for your entire life a solution or a Band-Aid? The magical f**k rules over all