9/11: I DON'T KNOW HER (Ep. 51)

OKAY WOW had to cut a lot out of this one LOL! Everyone welcome Maddi Mays to the podcast!!! She is a stand up comedian who's touring and making people laugh all over the country. She tells us the story of meeting Drake, how it was growing up in Texas with undiagnosed autism, her p*rn/comedy mt Rushmore and why white people refuse to use watch cloths. SHE IS HILARIOUS I love watching her perform - get into it!!!

WOW okay welcome to the show ms Cricket!!!! The vibes are silly and socialist today folks! We talk about everything from how we met (on reality tv), to being bisexual deeemons to what the American dream means in 2026 to raising the age to make adult movies to 21 to our tin foil hat mums that we love so much! Cricket is such a breath of fresh sexyyyyy air and we LOVE HER!

Well well well y'all knew this was coming! Here is KATE LAV - hilarious comedian, international supermodel, viral sensation, Bostonian baddie and my partner in The Download (our comedy show at the Hollywood Improv)!! We spend the first half of this episode venting about how we are treated in the comedy space, then we get silly, talk about datinggggggg and why everyone wants to bounce on #nathanfielder I love Kate downnnnnn enjoy this episode!!!

Wow we are blessed!!! Willow Ryder, actual angel with an ass of gold and a heart of diamonds is here!!! She opens up about dating and her dislike of “macho men” (don’t we all 🙄), her award winning booty, why she deserves that AVN, goonception, and her love for animals. Enjoy watching us talk openly about being in the adult industry. YAY!

Where do I begin?? HELLO?? We have the one and only SIDNEY SUMMERS - the cashew butter to my fig jam, the ass to my titty, the partner to my crime, and the dutty to my wine.... ok but for real SHES BACK! I had so much fun talking w her about all the things.... bad agents, bad apples, good karma and good style, nothing is off limits! Besides the 25 mins I cut out ... that's gonna need a paywall! Buckle up buttercup - we've really been through it together!

She's back and she's pregnant again! Lena Paul, one of the greats, is back in the online foreversphere today talking all things psychedelics, aliens, alt history and sexwork. Lena and I have a long history in and out of work together and it's always a pleasure to catch up! Milf x2 - Everyone go comment "congratulations Lena!"

WELCOME BACK!! Ya'll it's been over a year and a half since this podcast has been filmed or posted but HERE IT IS! Today we have the gorgeous Sarah Arabic in the studio to discuss kink, fake o'rgasms, forbidden seeex, busting from pillow humping, and how it feels to be *online forever* NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY :)

The girls sit down with their first guest in eons, William Banks! They discuss his infamous jail break viral video, the meme coin rug pull that followed, near death experiences, and his passion for anti-atheist activism. After escaping jail and donating 50k to Palestine, William tells us his biggest goal is to get married and start a family.FULL UNCUT UNCENSORED EPISODES AT:⁠patreon.com/onlineforeverpod⁠

Online Forever is BACK with a new one-on-one. The girls discuss getting back into the adult industry after a hiatus, whether their vague memories of 9/11 make them millennials or zoomers, the changing role of men in modern society, going to the med spa when you're feeling vulnerable, and cultivating hope as the world crumbles around us.For the full uncensored episode and tons of bonus content go to Patreon.com/onlineforeverpod

We spent Valentine's Day evening at a much anticipated play party (as undercover spies) where we found god, made love, and fought off actual ogres. We briefly discuss the OJ Simpson documentary and taste test new flavors of our favorite new candy (Peelerz) before reading some crazy listener submissions about group s*x and sharing our own polyamory nightmares. Get the full unedited version (30 mins of bonus content) here: Patreon.com/onlineforeverpodCome see us on tour: https://linktr.ee/offlineforever