311. Piff the Magic Dragon

Sit back, relax, and pour yourself a hot steaming cup of the holy trinity with our old pal comedian Mikey Kampmann in studio and our new pal comedian/activist Walter Masterson zooming in from the streets of Brooklyn. Along with that you can enjoy the premier of the new 2 Wet Crew video "Shiner" starring Doug, Mikey and Dave England. Watch another hour with Dave England, a slide show from Doug & Mikey and get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Go see Tim on tour this winter! Get tickets at timheidecker.com/live. Find everything Office Hours including the merch store at officialofficehours.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Relive the only coverage that mattered for America's most important decision of the year: the election! We heard from friends of the show including Pat Finnerty, Phill Braun, Sarah Squirm, Dave Weigel, Joanna Sternberg and lots of YOU on zoom and the hotline. Support the show, get an additional hour of every regular episode, and get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The tricks and treats were non-stop on our 5th Annual Halloween Spooktacular with our good pal comedian Jay Weingarten bringing some Halloween specific humor, the triumphant return of Weird Al Pacino (aka Chris Bagnall) and Drewcula Erickson providing spooky musical accompaniment throughout. We covered rotten "comedian" Tony Hinchcliffe's disastrous Trump rally roast, the Dodgers tremendous World Series win and we had a second Jay Weingarten show up. Watch another hour of the show with more Jay and Drew, Doug's Guess the Costume Game, and get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Go see Doug with 2 Wet Crew at Permanent Records Roadhouse Friday Nov. 1! Get tickets at roadhouse.permanentrecordsla.com. Get tickets to Jay & Jill: A Millennial Style Hipster Love Comedy directed by Tim Heidecker on Friday Nov. 22 at elysiantheater.com. Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY now at timheidecker.merchtable.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You'll just have to listen to this week's MUST LISTEN episode to figure out what happened. But please don't tune out for Phil Braun's portion of the show. Watch or listen to another hour of the show including a look at "Dim" Tim Pool's big announcement and tons more when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY at timheidecker.merchtable.com.  Watch Vic's new video collaboration with Chapo Trap House "The Phantom of Mar-a-Lago" at youtube.com/watch?v=YxG6s1-eIOQ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have your pi and eat it too, it's episode 3.14 with Tim zooming in from a mystery location that will only be revealed if you listen to the entire episode! Also: Al Pacino news, a celebrity City of the Day with Nick Lutsko, Doug's insane political text messages, lots of YOU on zoom and the hotline, and musical sensation Jordana performing "What's It Like" which is not on her new album "Lively Premonition." Watch or listen to another hour of the show including Doug's Celeblings game, an extended drop concert with Jordana and tons more when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY at timheidecker.merchtable.com.  Get Jordana's new album "Lively Premonition" at jordananye.bandcamp.com/album/lively-premonition. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It wasn't even hump day but it sure felt like it with comedian Nick Naney, a dive into Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis, some new dopps o' the mornin' and much, much more. Watch or listen to another hour of the show with more Nick and surprise guest comedian Clare O'Kane, and get tons of other stuff like Tim's "Slipping Away" virtual listening party this Saturday 10/12 when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. MERCH ALERT! We've got some brand new merch for sale. Check it out at officehours.merchtable.com. Pre-Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY now at timheidecker.merchtable.com.  Check out a teaser from Nick's new podcast with Dan Licata "Chicken Podmesan" at open.spotify.com/show/6x7sUCZOVXQlI7vlpJVFvy?si=JUoLx8mjSX-UFpdqnwuKRw. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Skip your morning shave and enjoy this rare 5 o’clock shadow show that didn’t start til 5pm! The zoom room and hotline were full, we checked out Russel Brand's baptism photos, discussed both Frankie and Bobby Valli, and SPOILER ALERT Tim told us all about his successful heart procedure. Watch or listen to another hour of the show with a dark new look at some old Garth Brooks clips, a new drop debut, Doug's Emoji Music game, and get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. Help us support the relief efforts in Asheville! Donate $10 (or whatever you can afford) directly to a non-profit of your choice, then email a screen grab to [email protected] and you could win a prize pack. Here's a list of suggestions: https://bit.ly/4etvCYP. MERCH ALERT! We've got some brand new merch for sale. Check it out at officehours.merchtable.com. Pre-Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY now at timheidecker.merchtable.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It was a magical morning with special guest Piff the Magic Dragon performing many of his astounding tricks along with his assistant Mr. Piffles 2.0, and the holy trinity lending a hand as needed. Of course we talked to some of YOU on zoom and the hotline, a brand new City of the Day, a double header dopp' o' the mornin', and we acknowledged the legendary career of Hoda Kotb. We even had the original Mr. Piffles 1.0 join on zoom for a trick. Watch or listen to another hour of the show with more tricks from Piff including some actual pyrotechnics, a new pair of guys from Vic, and get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. MERCH ALERT! We've got some brand new merch for sale. Check it out at officehours.merchtable.com. Pre-Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY now at timheidecker.merchtable.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We jam packed this early bird special Tuesday episode with the unfortunate return of Phil Braun, a Jordan Peterson wellness check, breaking rock news, lots of YOU on zoom and the hotline, and Chicago indie rockers Bnny performing an exclusive acoustic version of "Good Stuff." Watch or listen to another hour of the show with more Bnny, Doug's "Gss the Bnny" game, Tim's movie recap of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, and get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. MERCH ALERT! We've got some brand new merch for sale. Check it out at officehours.merchtable.com. Pre-Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY now at timheidecker.merchtable.com.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you miss us?? We’re back and we were LIVE this week with funny man James Adomian celebrating his new special "Path of Most Resistance" with some of his many impeccable impressions and music man Tall Juan performing "Dark Hole" from his new album "Raccoon Nights." There was also a disputed Dopp o' the Mornin', some bone picks and more. Watch another hour of the show with more James and Juan, a deep dive into some terrible music, a legendary imaginary exchange between Tim's Obama and James's Biden, and get tons of other stuff when you subscribe to OFFICE HOURS+. Get a FREE seven-day trial at patreon.com/officehourslive. By da way, we'll see you on TUESDAY 9/17 next week, then back to our regular Thursdays after that. MERCH ALERT! We've got some brand new merch for sale. Check it out at officehours.merchtable.com. Pre-Order Tim's new album SLIPPING AWAY now at timheidecker.merchtable.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices