Mild Mannered Orgies

Ft. Langston Kerman I Candice and Chinedu imagine a world where Alexa gives terrible advice. A neighborhood is divided over ketchups, and a grown man pulls down his pants on a Delta flight. Langston witnesses the rise and decline of the neighborhood drunk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Drew Lynch | A man gets stuck in a chimney; a woman in China gets trapped on a four-day blind date. Candice and Chinedu bring us a Walmart poetry slam. Drew recalls growing up hard and fast when he moved from Indiana to Vegas as a kid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Brandon Lewis | Frisky kitties are gettin’ down in the bushes of LA, and a very deep sleeper gets trapped on a plane. Candice and Chinedu ponder the possibility of a double entendre for a charity’s nutty name. And to the neighborhood kids who broke Brandon’s hoop, you also broke his NBA dreams — and he’s not over it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Brandi Denise | A woman finds an actual chicken head in her KFC bucket — and still gives them two stars. Candice and Chinedu answer your burning questions: if dogs could talk, would they clap back? And, what if your thumb was in your brain? Brandi has a stay in LA that’s S-H-A-D-Y. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Jackson McQueen | Business savvy cats are scheming; meanwhile, in Florida…turtles are hurling full speed ahead; it may be all chill at Ralph’s, but a not-so-subtle fart is going full blast in Kroger. Jackson meets the swingers next door. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Amberia Allen | Candice and Chinedu take to the skies to search for posts and brisket; squirrels are eating good at Candice’s parents’ house; a deer leads D.A.R.E. in a Tennessee school. When Amberia literally falls for her childhood crush, she covers by starting some casual long standing beef with her next door neighbors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Brian Simpson | A post searching for furniture or sex or sexy furniture, three deer take no sleep till Brooklyn too seriously, an airline passenger’s nursing baby turns out to be a cat, Brian struggles with flashbacks of being broke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Rob Haze | Evil claims another victim prompting Candice & Chinedu to deliver a soul stirring sermon, boozy bears terrorize Colorado campers, a Florida daycare uses an infant as a post It note, Rob recalls a neighbor with dated music taste. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Shondalia White | Candice and Chinedu tackle a McCorpse or an un-alive person spotted in the vicinity of a McDonalds, folks fight the devil and each other at a Bible study in Queens, Shondalia develops a unique side hustle in her new neighborhood.       Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Ft. Mal Hall | Satanic rituals next door, WWJD? A baker from Queens has goods that are to die for, German burglars pull off an impressive Lego heist, Mal meets an unexpected equality ally at a holiday party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices