The Sh*t Brigade

It’s the season finale, and we’ve got a guest! Hint: it’s not one of the Spice Girls, sorry Bonnie.Birthday season is officially here. Lottie’s celebrating with a date night, cocktails and a perfume she is determined to get (sorry Morah, into town you go), while Bonnie’s taking Winnie to Disney. If you’re ever curious what age they are, just ask Wolfe! That’s his favourite question.What a season it's been! From new babies to new jobs, and everything in between. Safe to say it's been a journey. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan and we’ll be back before you know it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Winnie officially started crèche this week. Please respect Bonnie's privacy at this time. The girls revisit their most regrettable beauty eras from tadpole brows, to Lottie's foundation lips (which she's still having trouble parting with), to Bonnie's crunchy yellow hair crisis when Gerry Ryan stepped in and saved the day. Keep your eyes peeled for the Netflix documentary about it. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lottie got stuck in the lift, and NO, she hasn't recovered. SOS mode, zero signal, rocking in the corner convinced it was about to plummet into the depths of hell. Still not as bad as the Tower of Terror.At least it gave her time to mull over her new business venture, courtesy of Gerry Ryan. It's a chipper, called The Cod Piece. We're not explaining why, you'll have to Google it.The sisters then share all of their favourite parts of aging, like being hotter, more confident, and wearing compression socks on a plane, loud and proud. Let them know your favourite things on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Poop-gate has officially begun. Someone in Bonnie's building did the deed right outside the gym, let's just hope it was on four legs. Lottie's seen this film before (RIP her apartment WhatsApp group).The sisters pitch themselves as Ireland's next Traitors cast, with Marty Whelan's moustache earning its own seat at the round table and Bonnie insisting her poker face makes her a serious contender.Speaking of poker face: Lady Gaga just had a baby! Which leads to the conversation, is surrogacy becoming the norm in Hollywood, and where do the ethics actually sit?Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bonnie's currently surviving on 20-minute naps but she still found the energy for a 48-hour whirlwind trip home to see Westlife (obviously). Naturally the flight home was a disaster between two men who'd never heard of flight etiquette.Meanwhile Lottie's been double jobbing this week with her first week on the six o'clock show and more importantly, embodying the tooth fairy. Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In case you didn't know by her voice, Lottie is ACTUALLY quite pretty! She has a voice for radio, a face for television, and soon you'll all know about it. There'll be no more surprises when she's out in the wild.Bonnie's been waiting for this moment for a really long time and the day has finally come. If you don't know the Alix vs Alex lore, strap in. Bonnie's taking it right back and giving us everything we need to know before the Earle Meets World documentary. Finally, the sisters play a round of Acceptable/Unacceptable using your messages. Want in on next week's debate? Keep an eye on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wolf's first day of school went perfectly, right up until they ended up in A&E. Just a normal Tuesday.Meanwhile Bonnie swears a single dad gave her a sexy wave, not just a normal wave. (She hasn't been out in a while, okay?) The girls also dig into your messages and agree, energy suckers gotta go. So does the word "chic," according to Bonnie... we think?Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dream man: cooks, cleans, does laundry, puts empties in the bin, never leaves a wet towel on the bed, and never EVER orders mushy meatballs. EVER.This week, the girls asked you for your first date horror stories and you did not disappoint! But we're not sure exactly who the actual problem was... What's your opinion: should a man always pay on a first date?Let them know what you think on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Question of the week: Would you go topless on a boat with your family? Lottie says no but her 6th year holiday says otherwise... Bonnie can't say much though, she's been too busy skinny dipping to notice!Lock-in for a full scam deep-dive too - Fyre Festival, Belle Gibson, Anna Delvey, and now apparently Zuckerberg's daughter is in the mix? And amidst all of that, Wolf's starting primary school any day now, so spare a thought for Lottie, who is not okay.Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Cover girls! Bonnie and Lottie did a full sister photoshoot, and they're dishing on what actually goes on behind the glossy finish, stylists, egos and all. Bonnie also got to experience it from the other side at her first Studio92 shoot, turns out - a lot goes on!Meanwhile Lottie's gearing up for her new role as the co-host of Virgin Media Television's The Six O'Clock Show, so let's just hope she doesn't take any tips from Katie Price's new documentary... the woman reveals WAY too much.Keep up with the girls on Insta @lottieryan1 and @bonnieryan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.