Napoleon (2023)

Donald Trump is president-elect again, and we wish we were surprised. It may seem incredulous that Trump not only won the election, but that he also secured the popular vote — a feat that has escaped Republican presidential candidates for decades. How and Why did the United States fall under the Orange Man's spell yet again? And more importantly: what the hell do we do now? The truth is that we don't know, but we have some thoughts. Check out the LEVIATHAN RISING podcast HERE! Check out TRY THIS AT HOME here! Our Music is by jacketpocket @NighUnwatchable on Twitter / X 

Hey there...! Remember us? Our inconsistent programming has proven to be... inconsistent! But we're finally back with a brand new episode to talk about that thing we all wish we weren't watching: the United States 2024 Presidential Election. November 5th is coming soon, and we're worried! Join us for some chatter about the election and all the nigh unwatchable shenanigans unfolding on the campaign trails.  Follow us on X  @nighunwatchable Our music is by jacketpocket  

We're back with a fresh episode, baby! Written by Samuel D. Hunter and directed by Darren Aronofsky, THE WHALE is a 2022 film based on Hunter's stage play of the same title. Despite an incredible performance by Brendan Fraser, which won him an Oscar, the movie falls short of having an impactful message about... anything. From its confused plot, lame dialogue, and the film's wildly fatphobic perspective, this could be among the worst Oscar-winning movies of all time.  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us on that twitter @NighUnwatchable  

Napoleon is the historical biopic about Joaquin Phoenix being sleepy and quiet. Boy do we have thoughts on Ridley Scott's less-than-amazing movie! Join us for a rousing discussion about history, love, filmmaking, and maybe some other stuff too. Check out Chris's new show: Leviathan Rising!  Follow us on Elon's twitter @NighUnwatchable Our Music is by jacketpocket 

Hey losers! Thought we forgot about you, huh? Well we didn't! And in honor of ourselves not forgetting about you, we give unto ye this here weekend episode. We're hanging, we're chatting, and we're tired. Join us :) Our Music is by jacketpocket

We're back in the saddle with a science-fiction flick for you this week! We watched FOE, a movie starring Saoirse Ronan, Paul Mescal, and Aaron Pierre. Despite the top-notch acting, the story falls short in every way that'll make a true sci-fi fan cry.  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us online @NighUnwatchable on twitter 

It's a Friday night episode drop, your favorite!  Follow us @NighUnwatchable on twitter Our Music is by jacketpocket 

Happy New Year! We're back for the 2024 season with a conversational episode about the first GOP Primary Debate for the 2024 Election, plus the Trump of it all, and our thoughts about the year ahead.  Give us some stars!  Follow us on twitter @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocket 

We finally did it! Just like the xXx Series, we took a long hiatus and now we've returned to the XANDER ZONE! Join us for a good time :) Our Music is by jacketpocket Stay Updated about the Show on Twitter!  Follow us @NighUnwatchable

We're back after the holidays with a typically late episode! We took last week off, but not without some mishaps, and now we're back with the first part of our discussion about the final installment of the XXX Series — The Return of Xander Cage. Vin Diesel is back, baby!  Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable