2026.11.03: Fat Controlling

Burnie and Ashley discuss gel polish disasters, bad perm, shower mechanics, home maintenance neglect, Ion8 water bottles, the Brooklyn building collapse, Jensen Huang's NVIDIA resignation, the AI bubble, dot-com parallels, Microsoft outages, and Elon Musk's most relatable moments.

Burnie and Ashley discuss recording glitches, Ocarina of Time, treadmill gaming, Joy-Cons, Navi's voice actor, Sega startup sounds, Lando Norris energy drinks, The Remarried Empress, DCU rumors, Dave Bautista, GTA VI, developer frustrations with the Xbox Series S, next-gen console pricing, and Anthropic's IPO.

Burnie and Ashley discuss bad moods, Lando Norris energy drinks, DC Studios shakeups, Lanterns being canceled, Tubi movies, UK content regulations, online moderation, Ocarina of Time, audiobook narrations, Viva Piñata, inflation, extreme overdraft rates, and amortization tables.

Burnie and Ashley discuss technical updates, Russell Brand sentencing, Cybertruck ending its run, Deloreans, trend chasing, Call of Duty bomb scare, DC Studios shake up, Wolverine, and 007 casting rumors.

Burnie and Ashley discuss date formats, expiration dates, Ocarina of Time, Viva Pinata, Tunic, pandemica eras, GTA VI, Dana White press switcheroo, Bonnie Bernstein, and NCAA shenanigans.

Burnie and Ashley discuss car blowouts, autumn color, NASDAQ nosedive, Russell Brand conviction, weird Halloween choices, phyiscal Zelda, Irish names, Reddit's open mic platform, and never blocking the gate.

Burnie and Ashley talk about Bonfire night, UK porn ban, news story traction, blood bank hack, French hackers, We Are Blood, line item veto, smart clothing, clothing ads, machine washable machines, and explaining slogans.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the US mid term elections, a Blue Texas, emotional reactions, water bottles, buying for life, and still searching for a public robot.

In today's tradtional extra long Voting Day episode, Burnie and Ashley discuss voting in the US, Thomas the Tank Engine, Francis Bourgeois, political texts & calls, outbound dialers, local long distance, Mary Kay pink cars, Ocarina of Time, CFP changes, protein drink holes, real vanilla, Halloween apologies, Martha Stewart, Heidi Klum the Mariah Carey of Halloween, Pinterests AI death, skipping Thanksgiving, Pigs In A Blanket, food voyeurism, Doordash buys Instacart, Binance's make-good, cheeky spicy names, and please go vote.

Burnie and Ashley discuss League of Legends, Ted Lasso Season 4, shows with long hiatuses, GTA VI, Super Mario Bros continue, Romantasy, AO3, US plane crash, Sarah J Maas, Binance hacks, and the Halloween candy bowl philosophy.