Lost Mine of Phandelver Session 22: Recovery

I’m just sad about this one. I don’t even have anything really to say. Let’s bow our heads in respect, Max Hedman.Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

This town is becoming too much for me. I can’t take it! Hopefully they’ll be out of here soon. I’m ready for the three of them to make it back to Phandalin and just rest. They’ve had it pretty hard these past fee days. Let’s hope they get this done quickly, Max Hedman.Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

So this town is a little dangerous, good to know! Now our heroes can be a bit more careful when it comes to exploring it. I can’t imagine they would make any sort of dangerous decisions…right? Surely the PLAYERS behind these heroes wouldn’t do anything incredibly dumb, right?????????? Max Hedman, please knock some sense into them if they do.Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

Our heroes are all rested up! Time for a quick quest completion! This should be easy, everything considered. Like I can’t imagine anything being more difficult to face than the fire giant. Let’s hope they don’t run into that again!Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat.

That was so tense! I didn’t know how they were going to make it out of there without a fight. Luckily things went smoothly. Thank the gods. I know Oolix wouldn’t have been able to take them in a fight. And if anything bad happens to Oolix…I might have to go fight the Black Spider myself. With backup from Max Hedman, of course.Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oh wow, poor Gem. I can’t even imagine what she is going through. Hopefully things get sorted out quickly. I have faith that Oolix will come and save the day. Or someone will! Maybe it will even be Max Hedman? 👀Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oh man, what a cliffhanger! I hope we get the conclusion to it immediately! Or…are we going to hear the other side? No, no, that’s fine. I just…I need to see the outcome. But I can wait! As long as we get it next episode…right?Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Oolix is maybe the worst person to be alone I think. Quite literally it’s squishy. Like what is Oolix supposed to do if it runs into any trouble??? This does not bode well, and I don’t even know if I want to listen. Tell me what happens, Max Hedman.Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

That wasn’t too bad of an encounter! Hopefully that’s the worst of what this forest holds….what do you mean look at the title of the episode?? What do you mean it’s not really a spoiler if it happens pretty early on?? Why is this description becoming even more meta than usual??? My brain is wracked, can I borrow yours Max Hedman?Sound effects courtesy of Zapsplat

Well, time to trek the woods. Hopefully nothing bad will happen! Surely, it won’t. Right? Max Hedman?Sound effects courtesy of Zaplsplat.