507: Portrait of a Lady on Tires

A South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Farmstand Worker and Computerand Bob Killion as Security Guy and The AdmiralGuest StarringJames Garde as Oz PowersMarnie Warner as Fran NelsonJohn Dowgin as Douglas HensonAnne Coleman as Anna NivinKristen Norine  as Dr. WilesCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonRhys Lawton as CaseDelilah Tahiri as ShadowDonna Barry as The Old Section ChiefDavid S. Dear as Terry MillionairePete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, visit this episode's website.

Tourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Cuthbertaand Bob Killion as Lord Duncan Land, Security Guy, Jambo, and The AdmiralGuest StarringEric Perry as WhitmireDave Serfass as InnkeeperCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerShannon Perry as Dr. PickleA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music, sound editing and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.Written byJohn Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byPete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Peloton Patty and the Photographerand Bob Killion as Miloj and Security GuyGuest StarringJ. Michael DeAngelis as NSA Advisor and NikolaiHelen Garde as Princess EsmereldaPete Barry as Athlete 1 and Corey ChamplainJohn Dowgin as Athlete 2Dave Serfass as Simon and Chip Esterhouseand special guest star Jim Iorio as O.G.A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Music and lyrics by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing by John DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a full list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.Written and Directed byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJean Barry as Quinn CorrinoJill Ivey as Flo the Waitress and the Chief Justiceand Bob Killion as Bob the Order Grub DriverGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as President HensonDave Serfass as Chief of StaffDavid S. Dear as Justice of the Peace S. DearJ. Michael DeAngelis as FortunatoEric Werner as Balthazar MontcriefErica Werner as Mother InnocentSuzannah Cerreta as SuzannahAlexis Sottile as Mariawith Jim Iorio as The Mysterious Manand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiSpecial thanks to Carmelina Cartei for her invaluable assistance with the Italian language.For a complete list of credits, visit this episode's webpage.

A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O'BrienJill Ivey as Prime Minister Niinaand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Clyde, Jambo, and GaryGuest StarringJohn Dowgin as President HensonJames Garde as Vice President PowersRebecca Serfass as Stage Manager StellaJulia Duffy as CressidaShannon Perry as Dr. PickleJ. Michael DeAngelis as Larry HastingsBenn Iffring as Head UsherKristen Norine  as Dr. WilesTim Sherburn as Leonardo BloomDave Serfass as Ol' Sweepyand Sarah Rhea Werner as PatShannon Perry and Tim Sherburn can be heard on Oz-9, which just celebrated it’s 100th episode!A complete transcript of this episode can be found here.Original Music by Pete BarrySound editing and mixing byJohn DowginCreated and produced byPete Barry, J, Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit this episode's webpage.

An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Newscaster Steve and Old Man MurphyGuest StarringMarnie Warner as The Speaker of the HouseJohn Dowgin as Congressman FlowersSarah Golding as Tess ThatcherEd Faver as Sheriff Art AntonelliMia Scarpa as Deputy Grace GoodwinAllison Cossitt as Tammy TownieSam Pasco as Tommy TownieJ. Michael DeAngelis as Doc FishermanPete Barry as Kristatos O’Brien and Ted DesotoCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonRebecca Serfass as LuckyA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please see the episode's webpage.

A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’Brienand Bob Killion as Figgs Rosenthal and JamboGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as CongresswomanDave Serfass as Coffee Cart GuyCrystal Storm as ChelseaMichael Trewhella as Harley HigginbottomJohn Dowgin as Dr. Biff StudebakerPete Barry as KyleJ. Michael DeAngelis as BryceMusic by Pete BarryEdited and Mixed by John DowginThe script of this episode is available here.Created & Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit the episode's webpage

Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Connie St. Stevensand Bob Killion as Security Guy, Steve Connors, and The AdmiralGuest StarringDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire Eric Perry as WhitmireJohn Dowgin as Dr. StroodebakerA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits and sound effect attributions, visit this episode's webpage.

Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as Ellie Mae Sederstromand Bob Killion as Archie GrantGuest StarringRebecca Serfass as Hannah BrandtDavid S. Dear as Terry Millionaire John Dowgin as Dr. StroodebakerEric Perry as WhitmireJ. Michael DeAngelis as Mario CaprettiPete Barry as Kristatos O’BrienCaden Dowgin as Timmy “Two Bit” ThompsonA complete transcript of this episode is available here.Music, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryCreated and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiFor a complete list of credits, please visit our website.

The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefJill Ivey as Ellen FinklesteinPete Barry as Nate GundryBob Killion as Handsome Ralphand Kirk White as Chet PhillipsMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, and John DowginAssociate Producer: Paige KlanieckiPlease visit this episodes' webpage for a complete list of sound effect attribution.