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Right before the holidays, Dylan is back for one final episode of the year. He looks back on everything 2024 had to offer, and chooses his Bravo highs and lows for the year. He also ranks this year’s class of freshman Real Housewives, from forgettable newbies to instant icons. From there, he recaps this week’s episode of RHOSLC, where Bronwyn got deep while Britani just tried to get attention. Earlier in the episode, he also unpacks some unfortunate updates on Karen Huger’s DUI situation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the last Wednesday episode of the year, and Dylan pushes through his Christmas cold to yap about what non-Bravo programming he’s been watching lately. But before getting too off-topic, he returns to the Pump Rules world for some updates on James Kennedy and Tom Sandoval. From there, he talks about what we really lose when shows get rebooted, and why this week’s RHOBH was the perfect reminder of why we keep these women around. After a couple of quick RHONY reactions, he discusses Erika’s therapy session, Sutton’s ill-advised group leader energy, and the epic revival of the Dorit vs. Camille feud. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’ve made it to the home stretch of 2024, but instead of recapping the current shows, Dylan’s Monday focus is pulled to a pair of bleak—if not fully surprising—Vanderpump Rules headlines. He wades through the updates in the James Kennedy situation, then digs into the fresh drama between Tom Sandoval and his post-Ariana girlfriend. Getting existential for a minute, he then talks about the state of this crop of now-former-Bravolebs, and when we’re going to stop caring about their lives. After that, he saves some time for the most recent episode of Southern Charm, where JT becomes the main character (derogatory). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The holidays are officially here, so what better time for Christmas King (and iconic podcaster) Danny Pellegrino to return to the show? He talks about making his first Hallmark holiday movie, Deck The Walls, and what it was like spending time in Salt Lake City. From there, he and Dylan dig into everything currently happening on Bravo, from the flops of RHONY to the intoxicating saga of Southern Charm. They also assess some of the current casting conundrums facing the network, from RHONJ to Vanderpump Rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dylan is back with a double Housewives recap, checking in on RHONY for the first time in a while before moving to the greener pastures of Beverly Hills. On the RHONY trip to Puerto Rico, the season continues to veer off course, with another prank, a pointless feud, and little else to talk about. Over on RHOBH, Dorit and Kyle go back years to the roots of their fallout, while Sutton attempts to bring everyone back together with a speech. But amid all the obvious tension, is this season really delivering? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s a new week, and Dylan is back from more Bravo travels—this time to Las Vegas for the opening of Lisa Vanderpump’s latest restaurant. He breaks down his experience at Pinky’s, and makes his recommendations for planning your own Vegas Vanderpump Crawl. Then, he catches up on all the relevant Housewives franchises (sorry, New York), in particular the instantly iconic RHOSLC episode at Meredith’s bat mitzvah. He also weighs in on a viral theory about Dorit and PK’s divorce, and whether Ashley Darby’s on-screen dating is going anywhere. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dylan is back one more time this week to break down the season 10 premiere of Southern Charm. After all these years, the Charleston crew is still bringing us fresh drama, and aside from JT’s painful missteps, this season, the main trio of men is in the hot seat. Plus, he has some important warnings for a new cast member. Earlier in the episode, Dylan shares some of the other TV shows he’s been keeping up with. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Not many Housewives can write one compelling memoir, but Heather Gay is now in rare company with a second tell-all book hitting shelves this week. She returns to the MIA studio to discuss ‘Good Time Girl,’ another collection of stories about her life, from childhood to Housewives. She chats about her process of deciding what should go in the new book, and how she navigates sharing sticky personal stories with the world (and her daughters). She and Dylan also discuss the best Bravo details in the book, from her complex relationship with Jen Shah, to her detailed account of the rise and fall of Monica Garcia. Later, Heather shares the significance of a recent trip with her daughters, and what it means to rebuild her family as a matriarchy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a relaxing Thanksgiving break, Dylan is back with some exciting news: Betch of the Year is here! He breaks down all the Bravo moments nominated for awards, and shares some BTS moments from the Viral Stars shoot. Then, he has a couple updates on RHOSLC, including who Jen Shah recently called from prison. Later, he spends some time with RHOP, evaluating how things have been going as we hit the mid-season point. The new Housewives are a mixed bag, while Mia might be flying too close to the sun in her main character moment. Be sure to cast your vote for Betch of the Year! https://betches.com/betch-of-the-year-2024-nominees/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

These were the best days of our lives… and Dylan is back to give thanks for all the Vanderpump Rules memories of the past 11 years. He goes long on the shocking reboot news, including what it means for each displaced cast member, and why Lisa Vanderpump is the true winner here. Later, he recaps another exciting episode of RHOBH, where the cast is clicking into place to give us exactly what we want. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices