JURY DUTY

Mike gets a chance to view the long arm of the law from the opposite side to which he's normally accustomed in this episode where the both co-conspirators learn a very different way of being judged by their peers.

Aaron and Mike debate the AFCON fiasco and why it has been so damaging to the integrity of the African game. Also featuring some bitching about VAR!

You may have heard of this relatively recent phenomenon because a billionaire weirdo was tapping his own son's blood. Our pair of vituperative vampires look into that nonsense as well as many adjacent terms and ask: are these just things that humans have always done, but with a stupid new name?

A mildly vituperative conversation about the current state of British roads.

When the looting starts, the booting starts! Unless Mike and Aaron are doing it. Using some sort of catastrophe as cover for your shameless larceny has been practiced for generations it seems. Whether we're talking about pillaging villages, plundering vessels or robbing graves, mankind has tended to help themselves while guards are down or peacekeepers otherwise occupied. So let your guard down and occupy yourself with this grabby edition of the show that denies everything.

Tonight's conversation is steered between badly executed crimes, ten pin bowling techniques and maiming your new work colleagues for a laugh.

Whether tearing, cutting or grinding, here's something that needs reminding: look after your bloody teeth. With many miserable dentist trips behind (and ahead of) them, Aaron and Mike sink their Hampsteads into a juicy topic and proceed to chew the proverbial cud. Lisa needs braces!

Mike and Aaron tear into Spurs in the wake of Thomas Frank's sacking, dizzying them with a veritable cascade of banter. It's all in jest you spuds.

We live in the information age, but some information is deemed more sensitive than other information. When the concealment of information from certain groups is deliberate, then we might term it a secret. Discretion has never been one of Mike and Aaron's obvious virtues, so you'll have to tune in to hear how tactfully they handle this thorny subject, including some intriguing and tasteless thought experiments.

Where our two gobby gumdrops chew the cud over those who choose to spend their career inflicting well meaning pain on your skull pegs. You pay money to be mildly tortured and drilled in your moist orifice, without even an orgasm to speak of at the conclusion! Damn you dentists, and the heavily processed sugary treats that sustain your industry!