Ep 56: I'll DM You

The lads take to the stand to defend a small child against possibly sort of eating a guy in front of a jury of angels and demons and possibly this podcast has gotten off track. CW: Swearing, violence, cannibalism, dead bodies, childhood trauma, violence against children, sexual references, swords, cults, alcohol Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

For the first time in their entire lives, the lads play by the rules (as written). It's a harrowing nightmare for all. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, religion, guns, knives, violence against children, alcohol, tentacles, hentai, octopus incest Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Reunited with Liam at last, the lads try to work out how to be lawyers and meet a bald king and biblical icon. CW: Swearing, grief, death, pressure to drink alcohol, discussion of violence, sexual references Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

In Heaven, the lads try and work out what the hell they're going to do about their legal issues (no pun intended). CW: Swearing, violence, death, grief, lawyers, sexual references, drug references, drug usage refusing food, controlling food, mild references to child abuse Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

With Kat still missing, Guy also missing and Bronwyn even missing-er, the lads take flight and are reunited with a selection of old friends. CW: Swearing, violence, blood, knives, guns, body horror, zombies, death, misophonia (bones cracking), misophonia (metal scraping), misophonia (eel-like squelching), Lime bikes, grief, birds, horses, religious trauma Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads, who are animals, return to the party, which is full of fictional detectives, and discover an ominous hallway of Tumblr DMs. Gary Gygax spins in his grave. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, age gap relationships, non-sexual grooming, Tumblr, horses, mild threat Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Guy Chapman (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

Before the Lads went on tour, there were three bears attempting the okayest heist the world has ever seen. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, bestiality (anthropomorphised animals), murder, death, guns, knives, claws, teeth, bears, bees Follow us on Twitter and Tumblr @podsontour and Instagram @ladsontourpod Fay Evans is Sunny @onlythegirl JJA Harwood is Bruno @jjaharwood Ruaraidh MacDuff is Matt Beary @ruaraidhmacduff Nate Rae is GM @nateraerae

The lads experience romance, drama and knotting in our most normal episode yet. Bronwyn almost becomes the centre of a love triangle. Gregg unfortunately does become the centre of a love triangle. CW: Swearing, violence, sexual references, blood, wolves, bestiality references, knotting, heights, falling, age gap relationships Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Bronwyn Michaels (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads are reunited with a friend. And another one. And another one. Artem wears a range of little outfits. Everything is normal. CW: Swearing, violence, knives, sexual references, wolves, gross food, references to blood, vaginal lubricant, vampirism, knotting, heights, mild peril, shapeshifting, mention of harm to animals, koalas, chlamydia Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Bronwyn Michaels (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans

The lads try and solve a murder, and so does everyone else. Bronwyn gets a phone call, and the rest of the lads get a fun surprise. CW: Swearing, violence, guns, knives, death, stabbing, dead bodies, smoking, koalas, parlour scenes, piercings, sexual references Follow us on Twitter @podsontour, Instagram @ladsontourpod and Tumblr @podsontour Find us at ladsontourpodcast.com JJA Harwood is Bronwyn Michaels (@JJAHarwood) Fay Evans is Lucas Rossi (@onlythegirl) Sam Ferguson is Artem Volkov (@samkferguson) Ruaraidh MacDuff is Gregg Roumbax (@RuaraidhMacduff) Nate Rae is our DM (@NateRaeRae) Cover artwork by Fay Evans