S4E17 – The Droopy Moleman Homogeneity Hour

What?! This isn't Kyle! Jordan had an idea for a new podcast: Doctor Huh, in which we watch a randomly-selected episode of Doctor Who each week! Please enjoy our first episode, on series 5 episode 2, "The Beast Below"! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

It's over! We have completed our arguably way too long victory lap of fanfic and we are finally done with our Kyle XY journey once and for all! We read the second half of the very good fanfic Kyle XY Fix the Broken and, let me tell you, it does exactly what the title says it will. With the power of Kyle and Jessi's love, we are all healed. Thanks for listening! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We've got one more fanfic before we finish our time with Kyle, and this one is short and sweet. This week, we read the first half of Kyle XY Fix the Broken on Wattpad! We're picking up where the season 3 finale left off. Are the Tragers safe at the Rack? Is Cassidy safe from Kyle's wrath? And most importantly, is this writer another Kessi shipper? Well, yes, but it's good. I promise! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

It's finally over! We finished reading the unfinished fanfic, Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story! It may not have an ending, but it does have a lot of Matrix references in the eleventh hour. More importantly, we finally get to the bottom of how Matt Dallas's character Chad Burton died on Eastwick! It's better than we could have ever imagined! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We're so close! It's our second to last episode of Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story, chapter 26, "Electricity", and things are heating up between Kyle and Jessi, unfortunately! Will they commit the ultimate sin? Will the surrounding neighborhood survive if they do? I, for one, am terrified to find out! (Unfortunately, Jordan's audio gets problemed around 41 minutes in and remains problemed for the rest of the episode. I have made it as listenable as possible! Sorry!) Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

This week, we read Kyle XY Season 4 The Untold Story chapter 25, "The Date". Kyle has prepared a perfect romantic evening with Jessi. What could possibly go wrong? Besides the snipers, I mean. And the tear gas. And the oysters he left out all night. And his memories being gone. And Jessi. You know what, maybe let's just cancel. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Welcome to TragerMania, the wrestling event with as many twists and turns as Kyle XY! We're reading The Untold Story chapter 24, "Show Me", and things are really heating up! Get your waffles and your chocolate syrup ready, because we're in for one mess of a match, folks! These two competitors have a lot of history, even if only one of them can remember it. Will Jessi's skill and experience win out over Baby Kyle's mind-wiped unpredictability? Will the dreaded Nicole interrupt the match? Will Kyle receive backup from his stable, LWK Enterprises, or are Declan and Foss down for the count? It's the biggest night in podfessional wrestling, and you don't want to miss it! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Exciting news for fans of Sam and Jordan screaming at each other! In this week's episode, we read chapter 23, "Through Your Eyes", and found an excuse to scream at each other instead of screaming at the author. Make no mistake, though: the content still deserves it! In the end, no matter how much we fight about Master Chief's voice, we will always be united against Kessi. That's what family is all about, and it's something the Tragers will never understand, which is why they should all be in prison. Especially Nicole and Lori and Josh and Stephen and Jessi and Kyle. Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

Warning: as you may guess from the title, the fanfic is even more upsetting than usual this week. You know how Kessi is already a ship for perverts? Well, what if we added several extra layer of uncomfortable on top of it? That's right, in chapter 22, "An Old Friend", [redacted]! Oops, I tried to type it and both of my healthy hands fell off. Arrest this author! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube

We've got two action-packed chapters of the Kyle XY season 4 fanfic for you this week! In chapters 20 and 21, Jessi has to go save Kyle from Madacorp because she accidentally tricked him into going to Madacorp to save her from Madacorp but she wasn't really at Madacorp. I think. Will she be able to defeat her toughest foe yet: Evil Kyle? Or will Brian Taylor program him to be so horny that he forgets he's evil? It's the dramatic conclusion to part 2 of the fanfic, whatever that means!!! Sam | Jordan Twitter | Patreon | Discord | YouTube