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This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family's canceled trip to Dubai amidst the chaos of the recent conflict. She weighs in on whether the sighting of Jim Carrey in France was genuine and also at Maura Higgins' incredible outfits on her American publicity tour. Fevers have struck the Ryan-Kootstra household yet again and Katherine undergoes a six hour total health check. Plus, your letters on how to be a maximum productive young person and an affair after 20 years together. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about disclosure and learning to be just a little more discreet. Construction kicks off next door as 'renovations' turn out to be a full knock down and rebuild of what will surely be a beautiful home (so who cares really) but The Ryan-Kootstras are in for a springtime of dust and noise! Bobby K joins us to discuss America's Next Top Model and some of his childhood crushes. McSteamy has died and Bobby was often compared to him because of his sexy grey hair. Plus, your letters on how to navigate relationships where values clash and more info on pregnancy by deception. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about going ALL IN while supporting a friend's lingerie launch and being the only one turning up to a dinner in her underpants. Also, Mock The Week is BACK on TLC Sunday nights at 9pm and Katherine was really nervous about her return to political satire. A recommendation for a fabulous Mexican/Japanese restaurant with good lighting and all the vibes in Notting Hill and Katy Perry posts a mega DUMP about her Valentines weekend with Trudeau. A listener writes about her cheating husband and wonders whether to stay or bounce. Plus, the little boys are MAXXING now and you need to know about it. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a plumber who confessed to cheating on his wife, Bobby betraying the entire family to make a stranger feel better about herself, and an encampment near the girls secondary school. Plus, some VERY interesting emails from the WAGS of the Epstein Files and Katherine FINALLY lifts the lid on her incredible painless facelift. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the extremely first world problems that had her crying in Heathrow Airport last Tuesday. Bobby and Katherine finally made it to Los Angeles with baby Holland but nearly died from an illness that soaked the beautiful Four Seasons bedsheets every night of the trip. Holland is totally twisted, sleeping all day and awake all night, and God sends a 'HUNK' to provide man spreading entertainment for the only two redeemable hours of the whole visit. Back in England, Katherine reflects on some Grammy's fashion and producer Andrew Johnston treats us to a reprieve from the news in the form of TRUE CRIME - a hot but murderous couple urge a jury to believe they are simply too stupid to have committed a crime. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything from the Ryan-Kootstra kitchen as the family rushes around for an LA flight departing in the morning BUT WAIT. Mid-episode, the flights been cancelled WHICH IS GREAT and makes the episode very unsuitable for young listeners. Katherine learns she's used a slur on an episode and is stressed about a drop in milk supply since contracting a urinary tract infection. Fenna Grace has the bright idea to go ice skating then melts down because she's not immediately good at it. More on the Beckham drama and is 2026's hottest club.....2016? YES. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Katherine pushes all scheduled episode material to one side to PERFORMATIVELY and PUBLICLY tell everybody everything about the recent Beckham drama coming to a head as Brooklyn Beckham publishes a series of damning instagram stories. Was Vicky B dancing 'inappropriately' at her son's wedding? Has the family planted lies in the press to make Nicola look 'controlling'? What's the actual story on the dress? Plus, Fred brings home the classroom dog and learns about 'stranger danger', Katherine and Bobby decant to Soho Farmhouse with expensive flyer, Baby Holland, and Katherine unwittingly participates in a swimming pool scam. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a bunch of noughties celebs in a Hollywood moms group falling out. Worryingly, men are using AI for exactly what we knew they'd start using it for: creating images of abuse! Katherine learns the chilling details and offers support resources for when this definitely happens too you, especially if you're a teen cause that's what they like best. Cisgendered hetero WOMEN are watching more stories about gay romance as we are keen to be taken out of the equation. PLUS, a billionaire is offering free IVF to women under 38 with one small apocalyptic clash. Also, your letters on postpartum trouble being 'normal', and lesbian age gap love. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being GAMED OUT all Christmas break with the kids and shares her excitement dropping them off to school today. BYEEEEEEE. Centerparcs was amazing and the Ryan-Kootstras are officially British now for having been! Gordon Ramsey's daughter got married over the holidays and the wedding received so much media attention that made Katherine feel out of the loop. She was turned down for a cervical exam and might forget to ever book one again. The Kardashians get some heat from other celebs criticising their Christmas gift choice and we have an UPDATE from the listener whose husband's dad fathered a second child posthumously. Or did he..... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the Christmas period with the kids and NO family visitors. How much is too much before a family of six get tired of staying indoors, out of routine and just looking at each other? The dishwasher broke and Katherine was impressed by a very famous man's ex wife at a a Christmas party. Manny ruins a Wendy house and Brian Cox videos are making Katherine question time and space. Plus, your letters on meeting mum's new boyfriend, finding a husband's dad, and ALSO KATHERINE CASUALLY SAVED TWO LIVES. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.