#HAWSTL 219 - Accidentally on Purpose Up the Bottom

We’re back in the shed/studio for another half hour of waffle. Today, we chat about…• Weighing-up whether to get the ‘sexologist’ on the podcast.• Should we accept a sponsorship offer?• Why we popped-down to the VE Day celebrations.• What made us cry.• Fenced-in with tosspots.• New shorts chocolate karma.• A couple of lottery wins.• Tremendous tube good luck.• Repeated theatre phone dropping.RECOMMENDATIONS• Devil in the Family (trailer)• The Assembly (trailer)Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here we go then. Back in the shed/studio for another waffletastic session. Today we cover...• The Maypole’s naughty connotations.• The fear of country villages.• Films we actually almost appeared in.• A candlewick marriage-ender• The London Marathon.• Controversial Big Brother opinion (?)• Lorra’s bus bell incident.• Annoying shouty woman incident.• Getting IDed & day-drinking in the park.• 180bpm playlist as a running aide.• We've been contacted by a sex therapist!RECOMMENDATION:• Dying for Sex (TRAILER)If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected] get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We’re back after a bit of a gap, due to lfe logistics (as we explain). Coming up on this epic ep…Back in Prickler’s Studio (the shed).Simon’s parents paid their inaugural London visit.Brotherly privacy vs likes & views.Aggro at the local pub quiz.The females in our family are all concert nutcases.A feline dirty protest.Overdoing it with the Cryptic Easter Hunt.Is there such a thing as too many Easter Eggs?Leo pulled another classic tightwad move.We’ve both got new jobs.Lorra’s top secret filming.Simon’s doing Dolly Parton hours.The first lunch hour since 1999.Breaking a sunny day life rule.Anti-socialising.Big keys phobia.Is Lorra allergic TO BOOZE???Salty mouth paranoia.Recommendations…Starlight Express (TRAILER)Dear England (TRAILER)My Old Ass (TRAILER)If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected] get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you! A gorgeous suny morning on Thursday 3rd April 2025, so what better way to spend it that sat indoors recording our podcast?! Today, ranting and raving and mainly disagreeing about...• Spectacles distraction.• Listener hot cross bun feedback from Australia, mate.• Things accidentally-on-purpose going up bottoms.• Toilet brush water incident.• An incredible bit of London fashion spotting.• Visiting the Trans museum (INFO).• Lorra’s magic money bag.• Mini Eggs suggested adult portion size.• Finding ‘meal deals’ icky.• Picnic aversion.• A supermarket idea that might just work.• Getting Spotify diddled by the entire family.Recommendations:• Inside No.9 Stage Fright (TRAILER)If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected] get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you! Here's a short one, because we had microphone trouble, so we tried to savage as much as we could. Normal service will resume on ep219. Still, it's worth a listen, if you're content with our content! Today, we waffle about...• Lorra’s chills because of Simon’s mould battle.• More international listener feedback.• Hot Cross Bun heartbreak.• Surprise Fruit.• Aliens’ nuts.• Simon’s improved diet.• Lorra’s sartorial faux pas.• Underground kickers-out hypothetical.• Selling toenails, spit and soiled garments.• Lorra’s sock idea.• Dream Mother’s Days.Recommedations:• Last One Laughing (Trailer)If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected] get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you! As you may have noticed, we've updated our cover art with a brand spanking new photo (the last one was taken a few years ago). Hope you like it! A fantastic chat today (recorded Thurs 20th March) talking about...• Shout outs to our international emailers.• The age group of ladies Simon attracts.• What three words would use to describe each other?• Lorra’s haircut and an interesting hypothetical.• A welcome return to the despot hair twin mention!• Hairdressers on a tax dodge.• First timer Aldi anecdote.• Is it AL-DI or ALL-DI?• Asda’s gigantic T-shirts.• Bag-for-Life etiquette.• Simon’s clothes shopping hang-up.• A massive Sabrina Carpenter issue.• Can Lorra describe the new nookie position?Recommendations:TV: Adolescence - TRAILERFILM: I'm Still Here - TRAILERTV: Leaving Neverland 2 - TRAILERIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected] get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you! Well, Simon's back from Scotland, so we're back in front of the mics and apping away about...• Talking about your emails from around the world (then totally forgetting to read them out)• False Spring• First mow of 2025• Constipation or diarrhoea?• A 12-hour drive• Scotland highlights• Running a 10k for the first time• Did Lorra miss Simon?• A filthy musical• Tyler the Creator’s filthy lyrics• Kids discovering ANCIENT early 2000s music • A car full of memory lane• The £5 Blackpool Elvis Rug• Different definitions of the word ‘band’If you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected] get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We recorded this episode over a week ago, pre-Oscars. The reason for which will become apparent when you listen. A possible bous episode coming this week. But for now, we're talking...• Our worldwide reach• Fast February• Spring appearing• Aldi Chat - Lorra’s cocktail cans collection• A surprise road trip to Scotland• Finding early relationship email filth• On the road podcast idea• Arguing less but arguing HARD• 5 things we’d miss about each other• Flummoxed by Hive heatingRecommendations:GAME: Lorelei and the Laser Eyes - TRAILERTV: Am I Being Unreasonable Series 2 - TRAILERFILM: The Brutalist - TRAILERIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected] get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apologies for the gap in pods last week. Half-term busy business took over and, try as we might, it was impossible to find time to squeeze one in. Today, we catch up on... • Shopping list feedback• The East Barnet Aldi Dead Zone• A low-rent Valentine’s purchase• Which generation is having the most s*x• Having all the kids back home• Is 22 the final nail in the childhood coffin?• The effects of children leaving the family home for good• How school is different these days• The love of being a van driver• Car hire companies still taking the p*ss• A difference of opinion on ill people behaviour• Our first pub quiz (as contestants) in years• The podcast name getting a laugh.Recommendations:Pico Park 2 (Switch Game): TRAILERAmandaland (TV): TRAILERBridget Jones Mad About the Boy: TRAILERA Complete Unknown: TRAILERHard Truths: TRAILERIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected] get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you! Another week into Feb '25 and another podcast episode. Hope you've give us a 5-star rating and a lovely recommendation. Every little helps! A diverse chat on today's pod, mostly our bemusement at younger generations, including...• Standard British weather chat.• The Wetherspoons Challenge.• Celebrity 'beg friends’.• Lorra’s post-argument ‘move’ when she wants to make-up.• Dad’s having ’The Chair’.• Lorra’s silent-treatment technique.• Hating on the modern moustache.• How Millennials are hating on Gen-Z.• An Adrien Brody anecdote.Recommendations:Lee: TrailerBlack Box Diaries: TrailerIf you'd like to get in touch, you can email us here: [email protected] get us on our socials here:Simon on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/catboyradioLorra on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/lorranotlauraUs on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@smedleysstuff Facebook: https://facebook.com/hawstlSee you next time xSupport this show http://supporter.acast.com/husband-wife-sentenced-to-life. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.