Stagecraft Your Ass Can Cash w/ Tom Scharpling

Bang and Brettt visit Shonk in Russian prison, where he could leave if he really wanted to but they decided to sell out instead. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The stage is set, the seats are packed, the masks are locked away. If that wasn’t enough, hot shit record labelman Diamond Dom is scouting the show. Bang better done his homework. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Even Brett’s shredding can’t save Bang’s floundering attempts at Rock n’ Roll. Guest lecturer Tawny Newsome suggests Bang bring some power vocals to help his lifeless efforts. Shonk proposes that the real issue might be footwear. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shonk is willing to admit he was having Bang run before he could crawl, or even precrawl. Can Tom Scharpling help this guy who can’t even really talk? Also Breett gets FURIOUS! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Carl is on a sub-first-name-basis with Reba, but Bang can’t stop talking about New York Salsa. Brettt's in his bag. Shonk does exactly the right amount of stuff in this one.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jess and Zach teach Bang that a simple conversation can be the foundation of a great rap song. Unfortunately, he is unable to act normal and just talk like a person for even 5 fucking seconds. Breett’s got beats. Shonk is operating on pure instinct. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Shocker: Bang fails his homework. Dr. Bretttenstein picks up the pieces from the last session. Shonk makes spitting out hit song ideas look easier than caring for a sugar glider, which he’s also kicking ass at doing. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bang has atrophied. It’s pathetic. He’s honestly scaring us. Shonk and Brettt gotta save his happy meal ass…again. Time to get the damn band back together.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Here’s a sneak peak of Hollywood Masterclass season 3, which debuts August 30th! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In the season finale Bang beggggs to sign up for two more classes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.