The Zynsurrection

Once again, the Republican Party hates you and wants you [redacted]. In this episode, the boys NOTICE the inevitability of the Super Bowl and the beginning of the most annoying dynasty in sports; they move on to discuss the fallout from Tucker Carlson’s trip to Russia and how our elites have destroyed the world. Also, Republican leadership in Congress is actively at war with the voters, and Trump makes a couple of rough endorsements— both of which John is very mad about. Also, Nevel from iCarly is exactly the same person in real life, harassing people online for his own personal gain.  Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast #podcast #right  #friends #conservative #friendship #friendsimulator #friendshipsimulator #Heavyweights #2024 #Russia #Putin #Putler #TuckerCarlson #Republican #GOP #SuperBowl #PatrickMahomes #Kelce #TaylorSwift #NFL #Impeachment #Trump #iCarly #Nevel #journalism

You have nothing to lose but your 4HL! In this episode— the tankiest one to date— the boys examine another 20-something woman checking out of the fake job economy, the tone-deaf response from conservatives online, and how the New Right can win for a generation if it breaks the vicious cycle our society is in. John also goes on a historical rant defending tariffs in early America. The boys lament the absolute corruption of the Republican Party. Also, find out how Armen hijacked a meme page! Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast #right  #friends #conservative #friendship #friendsimulator #friendshipsimulator #Heavyweights #2024 #Republican #2024election #border #borderinvasion #southernborder #4HL #TikTok #Twitter #X #MattWalsh #rent #bills #job #conservative #NewRight #politics #GenerationZ #socialism #communism #RedScare #tariffs #StephenMiller #AmericaFirst #history #illegalimmigration #RNC #memes #memepage #Facebook #okboomer

In this episode, the boys are joined by 2023 Publius Fellow and noted Heavyweights superfan Roy Matthews. The boys (and Roy) talk about Democrats using actual real slave theory from the 1800s to justify illegal immigration, DEI causing planes to fall out of the sky, and the Republican Presidential race. They also just kind of hang out like a bunch of bros, it’s pretty cool. Follow Roy on Twit/X: @yaboyroy98 Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast #2024 #DEI #Boeing #737Max #President #Trump #illegalimmigration #immigration #slavery #slavetheory #NFL #SuperBowl #Playoffs #sports #Saturdaysarefortheboys #podcast #right  #friends #conservative #friendship #friendsimulator #friendshipsimulator #RoyMatthews

In this episode, the boys (minus John, who fell victim to some poorly-prepared gabagool or something) discuss Greg Abbott forcing a happening by playing chicken with the federal government and other developments at the Southern Border (or lack thereof), John Fetterman’s redemption arc, Chuck Schumer’s war on Zyn and other nicotine pouches, and Ron DeSantis dropping out of the 2024 Republican Presidential primary.  Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast #podcast #right  #friends #conservative #friendship #friendsimulator #friendshipsimulator #2024 #Republican #2024election #Trump #RonDeSantis #Texas #border #borderinvasion #southernborder #GregAbbott #Bidenbordercrisis #gabagool #Fetterman #JohnFettermanredemptionarc #ChuckSchumer #Zyn #nicotine #Zynsurrection #Heavyweights

Women are a mystery. In this Heavyweights New Year’s special, journalist and author of the book “Domestic Extremist,” Peachy Keenan, joins the show to help the boys understand them. Peachy and the boys discuss the “conservative dads” calendar and why conservatives shouldn’t try to win with sex; the rest of the show is about the absolute state of Zoomer women, and how to fix it. Also: Did Peachy see a UFO? Just where exactly did “Peachy Keenan” come from? Find out! Follow Peachy on X: @KeenanPeachy peachykeenan.substack.com Peachy’s pod: Pod of the Valkyries Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast

Merry Christmas from the Heavyweights! In this very cozy Christmas special, the boys discuss their favorite Christmas songs, movies, and family traditions. Armen and Sam make the case for some unorthodox Christmas movies. The boys also briefly foray into the news, covering Harvard President Claudine Gay’s erupting plagiarism scandal and a staffer’s *ahem* backroom dealings in a Senate hearing room; and discuss just how fake and Gay everything is. Armen’s Christmas songs: Saint Brick Intro by Gucci Mane: https://youtu.be/yuBbGyWSc-c?si=47u9Re2P5A8MObnT Fairytale of New York by The Pogues: https://youtu.be/j9jbdgZidu8?si=n5FOOn0aRfxgRz9K John’s Christmas songs: Deck the Halls by Twisted Sister: https://youtu.be/-OhsMEKXFdw?si=46hPiTCuoDZFeFH5 Good King Wenceslas by Mojo Nixon and the Toadliquors: https://youtu.be/Ouk6kBtXy60?si=7F9TWWXEHkQqXTqU Jingle Bell Rock by Bobby Rydell and Chubby Checker: https://youtu.be/AwtgY7SUBpQ?si=mrgWcWsuBTB3aBYd Christmas Everyday by Smokey Robinson and the Miracles: https://youtu.be/ppqeYLp9SKo?si=Uw7yC1SNAD9cBkNZ Christmas Just Ain’t Christmas Without the One You Love by the O’Jays: https://youtu.be/_adWzeXMlLo?si=qP2uVp5ali00odY5 O Little Town of Bethlehem by Nat King Cole: https://youtu.be/EHKORmpW4Cg?si=JTT9qBAeLmE3dBsB Sam’s Christmas songs: O Come O Come Emmanuel by for King + Country: https://youtu.be/draHA_9MS18?si=ZSxoquQbre6ZfbJj Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer by Elmo and Patsy: https://youtu.be/MgIwLeASnkw?si=Jd5RxJT4kDIJXGMd Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer by DMX: https://youtu.be/B4W_XYI4AN0?si=8-vLmYpqGngOrG-- Merry Christmas Happy Holidays by *NSYNC: https://youtu.be/wKj92352UAE?si=WAYhIihc7aH2e2uK Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast

A slew of recent polls show that Gen Z is going to become either borderline fascists or blue-haired lesbian feminists (yes, it is split along gender lines). In this episode, the boys explain just how screwed young people are and how it has resulted in radical politics. Armen and John also slam the NCAA for screwing Florida State out of the College Football playoffs, and other tangents. Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast

The GOP failed No Nut November, spectacularly, because they blew it nationwide. The boys react to this news and discuss just how over it actually is. Paul Giamatti save us. Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast (The answer to all these questions is no, btw)

Will Joe Biden be impeached? Is Barack Obama secretly gay? Is Vivek Ramaswamy based? Will Sam contribute to the discussion while John and Armen nerd out about the NFL? All these questions and more will be answered in this special edition of Heavyweights where the lads are all in one place for the first time! To quote a great man, f*** it, we’ll do it live.  Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast

In this episode, the Heavyweights just want everybody to stop dying. The boys discuss the latest (well not really the latest) developments in the Russo-Ukraine War and potential future developments, like a draft. Armen and John also spout conspiracy theories about whether O.J. Simpson murdered his wife and a waiter, and ponder whether Andrew Tate has anything worthwhile to offer men (no).  Follow us: Twitter: @HeavyWeights76 Rumble: HEAVYWEIGHTSPODCAST Youtube: Heavyweights Podcast Spotify/Apple Podcasts: Heavyweights Podcast