639 - Debutante Ball

Two of the worst title fights the UFC has put on yet. On the other hand, someday we'll all be dead. A few more thoughts on UFC 333 and whatnot in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 0:00 Intro 4:51 Gane vs Hokit 31:43 Harrison vs Nunes 51:33 Cortes-Acosta vs Walker 1:06:00 Raposo vs Degli 1:06:59 Smith vs Grant

We got slightly drunk and rambled about all the terrible fighters currently dominating the UFC.  A few more thoughts on UFC 333 and whatnot in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 0:00 Intro 5:48 Moicano vs Nolan 29:35 Cortes-Acosta vs Walker 50:14 Planet of the Apes

UFC 333 may have been the last good card of the year--but it was a VERY good card. Aaron Pico gets another win, Alexander Volkov defends the heavyweight title, and Grant Dawson earns our eternal respect--all that in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 0:00 Intro 4:07 Volkanovski vs Evloev 23:58 Yan vs Dvalishvili 3 1:01:37 Kavanagh vs Temirov

I was going to put Merab in there as Blanca but I ran out of time.  A few more thoughts on UFC 333 and whatever we're calling last week's fiasco in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  

You can only murder so many old men before the bosses ask you to murder one of the other guys who murders old men. But that's just the way of the world. Discussing one of the most frightening things we've ever seen in the Octagon in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u  

Who's in the mood for pumpkin pie?  Discussing one of the most frightening things we've ever seen in the Octagon in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 5:02 Silva vs Wang 23:59 Talbott vs Figueiredo 35:29 Ribovics vs Green 42:45 Hernandez vs Dos Anjos 47:01 Soldic vs Williams 55:31 Kopylov vs Gautier 1:01:06 Rodriguez vs Coria 1:06:43 MISTER PINAS

While the cat's away, the mice will fight for a vacant title atop a pretty unremarkable card.  Discussing one of the most frightening things we've ever seen in the Octagon in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:56 Silva vs Cong 28:41 Figueiredo vs Talbott 45:16 Green vs Ribovics 46:30 Soldic vs Williams 50:30 Coria vs Rodriguez 58:23 Pinas vs Pulyaev 1:03:04 Hernandez vs Dos Anjos

Joshua Van is your father. You will RESPECT your father. Jean Silva may be the greatest idiot-savante MMA has ever seen. Join us in cherishing him in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 6:43 Van vs Pantoja 2 32:17 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 40:55 Pitbull vs Choi 50:54 Sharaf vs Steveson 1:04:51 Despaigne vs Tuivasa 1:15:10 Vera vs Jourdain

Do not make Joshua Van turn this thing around. Jean Silva may be the greatest idiot-savante MMA has ever seen. Join us in cherishing him in our latest bonus episode: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:11 Van vs Pantoja 2 34:26 Tsarukyan vs Ruffy 46:02 Pitbull vs Choi 58:49 Vera vs Jourdain

Another fantastic night of fights in homosexual Paris.  Celebrating the one-of-a-kind UFC career of Michael Venom Page in our latest bonus episode, coming soon: https://www.patreon.com/heavyhands Heavy Hands merch: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/64577943?asc=u   CONTENTS: 00:00 Intro 4:32 Parnasse vs Hooker 18:46 Silva vs Delgado 33:15 Fiorot vs Grasso 42:11 Wood vs Andrusca  55:52 Lima vs Charriere 1:02:42 Cortes-Acosta vs Blaydes