Bilal Zafar - Arsenal

Comedy legend Joe Wilkinson aka GillinghamJoe (X, formerly Twitter) joins the lads to completely transform Gillingham into basically the exact same thing it already is, but with some added promotion for his own podcast (the name of which I forget) via a method which breaks Rhys and Lloyd's hearts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Tik Tok, Gunnersaurus and The Super League, Bilal Zafar takes over Arsenal to make as much money as he can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Queen of Manchester, Rachel Fairburn comes on the pod to essentially peace-keep the Greater Manchester area. Sure, some people won’t be happy, but what’s not to love? Leopard print kits and manchester tarts for all (as long as you’re working class, or a kid). Move over Karen Brady, Bet Lynch is in town. Mine’s a pint of Bovril. Let me tell you, from now on, whenever you think of Manchester, you’ll think of Rachel Fairburn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How good is this guy? James Gill of ‘Always Be Comedy’, certified comedy circuit legend status, hops off the ‘news desk’ to join us for a Crystal Palace takeover that’s fun for all the community. A seemingly buddhist approach to keep the fans and players focussed on living in the present by any means necessary, while Lloyd takes the wholly unbuddhist approach of attempting to top every single one of James’s anecdotes. Another episode so full to the brim we’ve made it a two-parter. The Twix method. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How good is this guy? James Gill of ‘Always Be Comedy’, certified comedy circuit legend status, hops off the ‘news desk’ to join us for a Crystal Palace takeover that’s fun for all the community. A seemingly buddhist approach to keep the fans and players focussed on living in the present by any means necessary, while Lloyd takes the wholly unbuddhist approach of attempting to top every single one of James’s anecdotes. Another episode so full to the brim we’ve made it a two-parter. The Twix method. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

David Earl brings a new literal meaning to his podcast name ‘My New Football Club’ by taking over Exeter City and changing everything, before changing it all back. Not sure where the lack of confidence in his ideas come from given how easily he send Rhys and Lloyd all giggly. And some of his ideas really have legs. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The first guest to wear their clubs shirt on the podcast, Scroobius Pip tries to reignite his match-going Millwall career by making it an all round more appealing prospect. How? By bringing it into the modern world. Acceptance, progressiveness and crucially for lions, Pride. We’re talking white leather and magic sequins. Not to say he doesn’t keep it old school in parts, mainly with the toilet attendant and the player recruitment, but it’s a much more 2023 look for Millwall. No Pip No (Champion)ship. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Part 2 of Mathew Baynton's takeover of Southend United Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Finally. Someone the share Rhys’s spurs turmoil. Ghosts legend Mathew Baynton takes us through a potted COYS history before giving up on trying to save that lot and taking over Southend instead. A genius way to have the squad literally more invested in results, incredibly appropriate catering and possibly the first accurate celeb ownership prediction of the pod. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After the full contextual rundown in part 1, it's finally time to see what Elis James will do when he takes over his boyhood club. Starting with creating an all round more attractive Swansea fan, with no shirking on the budget to help make it happen. Unsurprising, when you consider how he made his millions. Despite the generosity, Elis is ruling with an iron fist, and desperately trying to remind you of Ian Rush's solid Swans legacy. But you simply must be looking fit to attend the games. Who knows, maybe you'll be fit enough to feature in one of his books. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices