Fake and Gay

We talked about it for no reason twice, and so Secret Gaygent 69 delivered unto us a document from on high… The Warriors series is about cats just like yours, except they’re nothing like yours because these cats are wild and honorable and live by a code. The Warrior code. And they break it a […]

Reiki. It’s a method of alternative healing where you hold out your hands and think about wellness or whatever and then it makes idiots feel better. But what about animals? That’s right! Animal Reiki, a book Frank and Shell bought from their local bookstore, provides a uh… Crash course in how to move one’s hands […]

Did you know that if your Reddit karma is abysmal enough it limits the subreddits you’re allowed to post on? Also what happens when the only subreddit you can post to doesn’t have any moderators? Well, Regular-Storm-9625 knows both those things and r/theories indirectly does too. Join us as one man feeds thoughts into chatgbt […]

Ever want to make up something that never happened to try to stick it to hypothetical people you made up in your head? Head on over to Not Always Right. Want those people and situations to be signs of your personal moral integrity regarding LGBT rights and issues? Head on over to Not Always Right […]

Cozy sure is a word that people use a lot nowadays. A “fair” assessment would be to say media is cozy if it evokes a feeling of comfort and lacks the kind of obstacles that more challenging fare provides. An “Extra Credit” assessment would be a lot less charitable, but we’ll spare you what you […]

So remember how one time we talked about the Villains Wiki and they quibbled over degrees of evilness or redemption in fictional characters or something? Well that’s because over at the Heroes Wiki they have to remind people that they aren’t cataloging every single character who is nice or the star of some show. That […]

We’ve dabbled in fanon. We’ve dabbled in canon. And now, we dabble in doo. Scooby-Doo, the franchise centered around a dog that talks funny and his owner-friend (sounds like a complicated relationship (not for him!)) who is a stoner who loves to eat help their boring friends solve crimes while driving around in a van. […]

We know. Any episode on any subreddit could be called solipsism.txt. This one is about people who have decided their sexuality is “attracted to fictional character” and they talk about how much more valid their love is than the character’s story, creator, or personality. It’s a healthy thing for young people who don’t have problems […]

Back in the day people used to have to write into magazines and call radio show hosts to talk about their encounters with the most explainable unexplainable things and it created a weird subculture where it became more and more difficult to determine whether or not the people involved were incredibly stupid or incredibly unwell. […]

So back when we read about Goodreads reading the classics, we were introduced to the 7th most popular book reviewer on the site, a one Miranda Reads. She likes to pull her hair and make wacky faces to indicate she didn’t like something, and then she applies that same approach to the words she writes […]